After time travel, I ate glutinous rice bran in ancient times

Miss Tan glared at him and said, "Brother, stop talking nonsense and go count the stars."

"Tomorrow, Mrs. Tan will definitely ask you how many stars you counted tonight, haha!"

"Haha, oh my, Sister Tan, you never mind, it's really possible." Wang Yugui laughed after hearing this.

He added: "Mrs. Tan is a nice person, but she talks too much!"

"Sister Tan, why didn't you help me stop her when she was questioning me just now?"

"Why stop them? It's just some small talk. Our young lady loves to listen to it." After hearing this, A Bao rushed to answer for Miss Tan.

Miss Tan smiled and glanced at A Bao: "Don't you like to listen to it too, haha!"

"Yeah, yes, I like it more than our young lady." A Bao laughed and said, "Actually, Aunt Tan is quite interesting. She can also tell stories!"

"When our young lady was little, she loved to pester Mama Tan to tell us stories."

"Haha, Aunt Tan can tell stories now. I don't know where she heard so many interesting stories." Miss Tan also laughed after hearing this.

When Wang Yugui heard that they both liked to listen to stories, he hurriedly said, "Telling stories? I can do that too!"

"Oh, brother, you can tell stories too?" Miss Tan smiled and looked at Wang Yugui.

Wang Yugui raised his head and said confidently, "Of course!"

As he spoke, he looked at the starry sky outside, and an idea suddenly occurred to him. He pointed to the sky and said, "Tan Mei, do you know the story of the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl?"

Miss Tan listened to the story of the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl, shook her head and laughed: "I have never heard of it!"

I haven't heard of it, that's great! Wang Yugui secretly applauded and smiled at Miss Tan: "Then I'll tell you about it!"

"Yeah." Miss Tan opened her eyes wide and looked at Wang Yugui expectantly.

A Bao also pricked up his ears and looked at Wang Yugui, waiting to hear the story.

Wang Yugui drank a sip of tea, cleared his throat, waved his fan, and began to tell the story vividly: "A long time ago, in a distant village, there lived a young man named Niulang..."

Wang Yugui was very engaged in his speech, and Miss Tan and Abao listened very attentively.

"So, every July 7th, the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl would meet at the Magpie Bridge!" Wang Yugui finished the story, paused, and took a sip of water.

Seeing that Miss Tan was stunned and had no reaction after listening to what he said, Wang Yugui thought that Miss Tan must be too moved.

He smiled and said, "How is it? Sister Tan, isn't this story very touching?"

"Humph, touching?" Unexpectedly, Miss Tan snorted, and suddenly slammed the table, angrily saying: "This cowherd is a lecherous thief!"

Wang Yugui was shocked: "Tan Mei, are you kidding me?"

Looking at Miss Tan's expression, it seemed that she was not joking. Miss Tan curled her lips and glared at him: "Who is joking?"

"Brother, where did you hear this messed up story?"

"This fellow called Niulang is a bad boy at such a young age. He actually went to the riverside to peek at the fairies bathing in broad daylight!"

"Isn't this the work of a rapist? According to the Great Dragon Law, this rapist should be sentenced to at least three years in prison, plus exile three thousand miles away!"

Miss Tan stood up and said, "What's even more annoying is that this cowherd not only peeked at the fairies bathing by the river..."

"He also stole the clothes of the Seven Fairies, which is another crime of theft!"

"What's even more despicable is that he used this to threaten the seven fairies to marry him. This is clearly robbing women, oh, robbing fairies!"

"According to the Dalong Law, robbing a woman is a serious crime and can result in a sentence of ten years in prison or death!"

Miss Tan was so angry that she sat down again when she said this: "It's hateful that the Seventh Fairy actually compromised and gave birth to two children for such a rapist. This is really outrageous!"

Wang Yugui was stunned after hearing what he heard. He never thought that Miss Tan would have such a new interpretation of this beautiful folk tale.

The legendary honest cowherd has fallen from grace!

"That's right, miss, you are right. Even I feel something is wrong when I hear it." A Bao couldn't help but speak.

As he said this, he looked at Wang Yugui and said, "Master Wang, since the Seventh Fairy is the daughter of the Queen Mother..."

"Then, as an immortal, how come she doesn't even have the magic to deal with a little pervert? I don't believe it!"

"That old cow was banished to the mortal world. Is its magic so powerful? Did it destroy the fairy just to repay its gratitude?"

"This old cow is so evil, no wonder he was banished to the mortal world. Oh, the Heavenly Court is still merciful. Such a bad seed should not be kept, it should be killed directly!"

"And the lecherous Niulang was so selfish and shameless that he killed the Weaver Girl. She was such a beautiful fairy, but he ruined her!"

Wow, even the old cow that came to repay the favor has flipped over!

Wang Yugui was hit hard again when he heard this: "This..."

"That's right, meeting on the Magpie Bridge is also nonsense, a rapist, it's endless" Ah Bao had just finished speaking when Miss Tan got angry again.

He stood up again and took a few steps: "Humph, above the heaven, in the backyard of the palace, I don't believe that Niulang can get in just by putting on a cowhide!"

"Does the Queen Mother need to go through so much trouble to punish Cowherd? Why draw the Milky Way? Can't she just take his cowhide away directly?"

"Ah..." Wang Yugui was speechless after hearing this.

I can't refute it. Miss Tan is right!

None of the characters in this story stand up and they all fail.

"Yes, Miss, and those magpies are so bold that they are meddling in other people's business, not knowing whether it is good or bad, and dare to go against the Queen Mother!"

"Oh, Miss, what kind of person would make up such a bad story?" Po said angrily.

Miss Tan sneered after hearing this: "Humph, this must have been made up by a poor scholar who is extremely ugly and comes from a very poor family, and can't marry a beautiful wife!"

"Yes, yes, this is what people often say, a toad wants to eat swan flesh." After hearing this, Abao nodded quickly.

He added: "A short, poor toad who can't find a wife himself dreams and makes up stories, dreaming that he can forcefully marry a fairy with the help of an old cow. What a joke!"

Wang Yugui never expected that the folk love story that she had wanted to show off would be criticized by her master and servant into a major criminal case.

"You two, calm down, calm down." Wang Yugui was sweating from embarrassment and hurriedly wiped his sweat with a handkerchief.

Miss Tan glared at Wang Yugui and said, "Brother Gui, you must not learn from that lecherous thief Niulang!"

"Oh, Sister Tan, how is that possible! I am totally different from that cowherd, hehe," Wang Yugui said hurriedly.

Miss Tan nodded: "Well, brother, where did you hear this kind of story that insults your intelligence?"

"Ah, I, I also saw it by chance in a book of folk tales or something like that." Wang Yugui wiped his sweat.

Miss Tan frowned and nodded after hearing this: "Oh, no wonder my father always said, don't read idle books!"

"It seems that what my father said is right"

As he spoke, he looked at Wang Yugui again and warned him earnestly, "Brother Gui, don't read this kind of idle books in the future. A good person will become stupid if he reads this kind of books!"

"Yes, yes, Sister Tan is right. I, I also happened to have seen it once or twice before, hehe." Wang Yugui nodded quickly.

Seeing Wang Yugui wiping his sweat, Abao laughed, "Hey, Master Wang, we are scolding that cowherd boy, why are you sweating so much? Haha!"

"Ahem, ahem, hey, Po, can't you see?"

"I was just like you young lady, I was pissed off by that cowherd! To be honest, when I read this story, I really wanted to beat that guy up."

"It's so unkind and his character is so bad. He is just a shameless, despicable and filthy villain!" Wang Yugui was indignant.