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Chapter 100 "Do my feet smell?" "A little tipsy."

[I went to lay flowers at the Martyrs Cemetery. I didn’t eat. I climbed more than 700 steps. I felt a little dizzy after going up. During the moment of silence, I fell to the ground with a thump. I changed directly from NPC to the protagonist. 】

"........."

Everyone under the light curtain was dumbfounded, and he suddenly became the most eye-catching one in the crowd.

It sounds like they want to dig something into their toes...

Some young people were puzzled. He had never seen such a situation before, "Does the person who fainted in the bathhouse really exist?"

"Real!" The middle-aged man sitting next to him nodded in response.

"Have you seen it? Who is so unlucky?"

When the young man heard that this was true, he immediately became interested and asked with a gossipy face.

The middle-aged man had a cold face and glanced at him without saying a word.

"Tell me, who can make me happy too."

The middle-aged man still had a cold face and said nothing, but there was a hint of murderous intent in his eyes.

"Tell me, it's so funny to be rubbed, hahaha..."

With a "clang" sound, the laughter stopped abruptly, the young man was kicked away, and the small bench led the man to roll far away, lying on the ground with his back stretched out.

"It's me! Me! What the hell are you asking!" The middle-aged man retracted his attacking leg and cursed, his indifferent face long gone.

The young man covered his bloody nose, got up unsteadily, and apologized to the big tree with stars in his eyes: "Brother... no uncle, uncle, uncle, I'm sorry... don't talk to my nephew." General knowledge...sorry..."

"...Uncle...Brother?" The middle-aged man wrinkled his face and stared at his nephew who bowed and apologized to the tree. He fell into self-doubt. Did he kick him so hard? They all kicked people silly.

……

The ancestors twitched their lips, they didn't dare to think, what would happen if such people went to the battlefield?

The emperors thought for a moment. The soldiers were holding cold and hard weapons, marching forward indomitably, with firm faces, fighting hard against the enemy. Suddenly they closed their eyes, and fell limply into the arms of the enemy, still slurring their words. He muttered: "Give me...Give me..."

Why does the picture suddenly look wrong? Stop it, don’t think about it anymore!

……

"Isn't there anyone who speaks up for that boy? His pants were suddenly taken off, and yet he's still in front of so many people!" One person was aggrieved on behalf of the boy.

"Goose goose... so pitiful, I speak up for him... hahaha..." someone answered, laughing so much that he couldn't help himself.

"You're still laughing, do you know how much psychological damage it will cause to a child?"

"Future generations will definitely not blame our ancestors. I feel so ashamed, hahaha..."

……

And some ancient people who suffered from hypoglycemia and were surrounded by the laughter of geese and geese cried and chirped.

Deceiving too much!

"It's the first time I've seen it. It's eye-opening." Yu Nianzhi said that he had never seen this scene before and was quite curious.

[Must be an expert]

["Experts are experts. If I weren't an expert, I wouldn't know. Some experts did an experiment to prove that spiders' hearing is on their feet.

First put a spider on the experimental table, and then yell at the spider, and the spider will be scared away.

Then he caught the spider back, cut off all its legs, and then yelled at the spider. As expected, the spider stopped running.

So he published a paper proving that spiders' hearing is in their feet. ”]

Yu Nianzhi's cerebellum suddenly shrank: "Uh..."

This is really hard to comment on. Don’t spiders have no hearing?

There are bristles on its feet, and airflow passes through it when it moves. It can feel it. This is not hearing, but touch!

Besides, even if it doesn't have hearing, if you chop off its legs, how can it run away?

Even the ordinary people were speechless when they looked at the lone spider with its legs chopped off in the light curtain. Silence is Cambridge tonight.

They felt like their minds went blank for a moment.

At first, I thought I was going to gain knowledge again, but I didn’t expect that you would make trouble with them? !

Their culture is low, don’t lie!

"That expert, even if you cut off your own leg, you won't be able to run away! The only difference from a spider is that you'll be flopping around on the ground!"

"What does an expert do? Listening to what he has to say is better than listening to what he has to say."

"He sounds like a professional! Let me tell you in detail, he seems to have a cranial disease!"

"Don't say it, it's true!"

[Human high-quality crazy answers]

Everyone: "......"

Going crazy again?

Can't you just be more normal day by day? I'm really worried about your mental state!

[Question: "Are you a pervert?"

Answer: "Gradient."]

"??"

People wonder, is pervert used to describe people?

Still gradient, how to change it?