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Comment area [Watch my performance: [Great Mage Liu Xiu: "Meteorite Summoning Technique!"

Wang Mang flipped up the table angrily: "No more fun!"]

Yunu Wugua: [I don’t know if Liu Xiu can defeat the three military advisors on the other side. ]

Read the tree well: [There are too many sons of the opponent's plane, Liu Xiu's meteorite skill is likely to be banned by the opponent's military advisor, and your lineup is too stretched! ]

You Wazi: [Cixi issued a challenge to everyone on the other side at the same time. Sima Zhong asked during a tense moment why not eat minced meat? Zhu Qizhen’s foreign students from the other faction...]

Yazi who wants to have children: [You are finished! You dropped the bowl, and Lao Zhu got up and beat you. ]

I want you to be a widower: [Ying Zheng said that everyone should not be stingy and go to the big size! Yingzheng is possessed by the ancestral dragon. Jiang Ziya became a god. Liu Xiu summons meteorites. ]

Are you happy now: [Have fun like this, right? Di Xin: The human emperor's energy protects the body, who dares to hurt me! ]

Moxianbao: [The old witch Cixi and the emperor Zhu Qizhen are also here? 6. Just vote, there is no chance of winning. ]]

Ying Zheng: "......"

Meteorite summoning... is it literal?

In other words, Liu Xiu fought with Wang Mang and summoned meteorites?

What does it mean to be a son of a plane?

Does Cixi, who issued a challenge to everyone at the same time, really exist? He destroyed the six kingdoms one by one. Who is it that is so arrogant!

When Liu Bang heard why he didn't eat minced meat, he laughed out loud. He was probably someone with a cranial disease, or that foreign student Zhu Qizhen. What did he mean? He doesn't quite understand...

Jiang Ziya and Gui Guzi raised their eyebrows, "Meteorite summoning technique?"

Do you really have this power?

When Lao Zhu's family saw someone calling him Emperor...Zhu Qizhen? !

The emperor of his old Zhu family? What does it mean to be called the emperor?

To be disliked like this, he must not be a capable person...

Yuan Tiangang is in a good mood. It is a great honor to be in the same faction as the two sage seekers!

"Uh... let's start again." After Yu Nianzhi finished reading, this game was not fun.

[Be sure to tell this bedtime story to your best friend]

Ordinary people: "They can understand this."

Bedtime story, what story should you tell?

Expectation!

[Once upon a time, there was a king who was handsome and charming, but he had a strange disease. He couldn't be cured by all the famous doctors, so the king called for the best wizard in the country. The wizard told the king that to cure the disease, he needed to extract 100 turtles. Only the essence can be effective.

So the king captured a fisherman. The fisherman was afraid and went home to catch turtles desperately. However, the river in the fisherman's village was not that big, so he quickly caught all the turtles.

At this time, the fisherman had caught 99 turtles and was short of the last one. He had an idea and folded one of the turtles with paper to get through, so he went back to hand in the task.

The king was in a great mood when he saw a tank full of tortoises. Suddenly he noticed that one of the tortoises was not moving. Yes, it was the one made of paper.

The king asked the fisherman: "Why doesn't this bastard not move?"

The fisherman said nervously: "This bastard is listening to my story."]

Everyone who was listening well was suddenly shocked: "..."

So sudden? They were caught off guard by the scolding.

Now it's not just a tortoise listening to your stories, but also ancient people like them...

Yu Nianzhi was also traumatized. She blinked, raised her lips to smile, and moved her fingers to forward the video to the sister group [Animal House]. Of course, we should listen to good stories together!

As sisters, we share blessings and share hardships!

The ancestors shook their fists, ah...were scolded again...

This is simply unreasonable!

But there was nothing they could do about the light curtain. The next time they heard a story, they would cover their ears.

I'm really scared of you!

[Confucius was full of benevolence, righteousness and morality, but would he help a fallen old lady? 】

[Answer: "Of course Confucius will help, no doubt because it is in line with etiquette; but if the old lady wants to blackmail the master... Confucius will draw his sword and kill her!"

He hung his head to show the crowd and said: "Those who speak falsely and argue, do evil but commit treachery, and retaliate with evil for virtue will not be exempted from the punishment of a gentleman! There are small people in groups, and this is a good thing."]

Confucius rubbed his eyes sleepily, ah, I mentioned him, there should be no one who doesn’t have a good eye to blackmail him...

But Confucius's little fans disagreed. They thought that Confucius would not be so cruel, and besides, doing so would be against the law!

Future generations will not be fooled by you.

Comment area [Pocket Qinggao: [I don’t know whether Confucius will help me, but I definitely won’t help him, because I am poor. ]

I’m so fucking hot: [It’s time to show off our "Langyu", netizens show off their talents! ]

Mingming: [Now that it’s here, let’s make peace with it.

Now that you are here, let’s be buried here! ]

Qianqian: [If you have enough energy to practice, study literature.

After committing the crime every day, if you still have the strength, you can go to study. ]

Be good: [Confucius said: If your parents are with you, don't travel far away. You must travel well.

Confucius said: Your parents are still in my hands. You can't run far. Even if you run away, I will still have a way to catch you back. ]

Boo: [Confucius said: Knowing is knowing, not knowing is not knowing, this is knowing.

Confucius said: You know what you need to know, and you don't know what you shouldn't know. Do you understand? ]

Come and beat me: [Confucius said: Fight with bricks! It's not appropriate to be messy, look at your face, use all your strength, but you can't catch it? Furthermore, the right hand is used as the left hand, the bricks are broken and the shoes are used. Since it is so, how can one be alone and have friends together? It is not a joy, it is to die, it is not to die, it is to die. , a hero is almost immortal and can be pulled. Do you understand or not? If you know it clearly, that's it. But if you don't know it, you can take a photo of your face with a brick! It will be clear once you see it. ]]

(How about taking away the little gift you like??)