shock! Ancestor, watch the full-level human sand sculpture video!

[Child brother sticks to his face and opens up, flat A adds a critical hit]

The children cheered, "Wow, my brother and sister are so awesome. They love to watch and learn!"

Everyone: "......"

A flat A with a big face and a critical hit...what does that mean?

[Dad: "My son has finished the exam."

Brother Kid: "The exam is over."

Dad: "How was your exam?"

Kid brother: "Math 85."

Dad: "There is progress."

Brother Kid: “English 77.”

Dad: "That's it?"

Brother Kid: "Hearing was too fast, I didn't hear clearly."

Dad: "What about Chinese? There should be no problem with Chinese. Chinese is your strong point."

Brother Kid: "Chinese 67, the essay title is too difficult. I didn't write it and was deducted 30 points."

Dad: "What kind of composition is it? It's so difficult."

Brother Kid: "The title of the essay is [My Dad]."

Dad: "What's so difficult about this?"

The child brother sighed: "Other children are writing about how hard dad works and how he makes money to support the family. How do you want me to write? That you don't go to work? That you love to play cards? That you were drunk and couldn't find your home and were sent back by the police?" 】

student:"!"

Mathematics, English, Chinese! Is this something primary school students learn? Three things!

Mathematics is arithmetic, and English is the language of foreign birds? Is Chinese just like articles?

Children have already begun to learn to speak foreign languages? !

The ancestors wrote down three subjects and thought about the scores, 85, 77, missed 30 points and got 67...

Each subject is less than 100. If he didn't lose points in Chinese in the end, he would have scored more than points. His father praised that the child must have done very well in the exam, so the upper limit of the score should be... around ?

The common people laughed and laughed when they heard this, and it vividly conveyed his father's worthlessness.

I was drunk and couldn't find my home, so I was sent back by the police. The police did everything except take the drunkard home.

The child curled his mouth when he saw this, his displeasure was written on his face. They also want to go to school. Is going to school fun? You can also write essays, my dad...

Humph, it’s not fun at all, Sister Xiaoyu, they don’t want to see this anymore, change it quickly!

Barrage [When writing essays, you must learn to think randomly, such as at night, rainy days, fever, hospital... Understand? 】

"Understand, understand, routine operation." Yu Nianzhi remembered my mother when she was in elementary school, writing essays, etc. Mother loves father, and I had a fever on a night when it rained heavily. My mother or father would carry me on their backs and go to the clinic to see a doctor. ..

Well, now that I think about it, it’s full of loopholes. How could the teacher read it? Moreover, she must not be the only one who writes like this.

Many people wonder why writing about family love and describing characters has to be sent to the hospital with a fever on a rainy night. Does it show more family love?

Children can understand it even if they write it, after all, their knowledge and age are there.

[He is an ordinary person]

[The woman’s passionate narration: “Who can still praise his ex after breaking up?

When I was with him, I thought he was tall, handsome, and lively. After I broke up with him, I thought he was old, ugly, and capable.

When we were together, I felt that the sunset was not as beautiful as him. After we broke up, I felt that the birds flying over thousands of mountains were not as beautiful as him! "

The man said: “When I love you, you are an advantage, but when I don’t love you, you immediately become a flaw.

White Snake, love her, she is the most beautiful person in the world who knows how to repay kindness. If you don't love her, isn't she just a thousand-year-old snake in human skin?

If you love her, think about Cinderella again. If you love her, she is the princess with glass slippers on the pumpkin carriage. If you don’t love her, isn’t she just a fake socialite who returns her shoes on time?

All the characteristics can be turned into flaws that will be seen by the whole world in the future. Who dares to fall in love so freely! "

[He is very ordinary, but your love has made him gold-plated]]

This statement silenced most of the people.

There are couples who are disgusted with each other. They look at each other and snort. Many times, the relationship deteriorates without even realizing it...

The most fatal thing is that this change... is extremely easy to detect.

Many people lament that it is always good in the beginning, and the man is talented and the woman is beautiful, but when the love disappears for no reason, the man is old and the daughter is old...

Lu Pheasant's eyelashes trembled slightly when he heard this, and his eyes moved to the night sky on the other side of the light curtain, his eyes full of sarcasm: "How can one talk about love if he has no intention?"

Many henpecked bosses are now being questioned by their wives, asking whether they love her or not, what kind of person she is in his eyes, whether the love has dissipated and whether it has turned into a flaw...

Bosses who keep strict control over their wives: "..."

Save them, save them.

Barrage [It turns out that the end of love is to exchange bad words, to tear one's face, to slander, to use the most unpleasant words to scold the person you once loved most, to see clearly the ugly side of human nature, to erase all feelings and dedication, it turns out that the mountain is high The road is long, it really depends on your conscience. 】

The common people feel it the most, and they use bad words and the most unpleasant things to say. It... can be found everywhere.

Who lives life without quarreling, who doesn't curse at others when they quarrel... and even beats them.

That's it, can't it be done?

Obviously, future generations will not be able to avoid this situation, so how to solve it, or in other words, how to avoid it?

System 00 was silent for a moment: "They practice the path of ruthlessness and don't fall in love or get married, which perfectly avoids the above problems."

"Oh, let's live the present moment first." Yu Nianzhi sighed, the word love is inherently unpredictable, who can guarantee what will happen.

[Can famous Japanese generals from the Warring States Period defeat the famous generals from the Three Kingdoms? 】

[Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, and Zhao Yun looked at the group of hobbits in front of them and fell into deep thought.

It reminds me of a European writer who described the original painting of Japanese cavalry as "a group of monkeys riding dogs."

Lu Bu: "Who is so weird? I can only hear his voice but not see him.

Lu Bu: "Why do I feel a dull pain in my knee when I first arrive at the battle?"

That's not necessarily true, there is still a certain winning rate, and maybe Zhao Yun can be laughed to death.

After searching for a long time, I couldn't find it. When I got home, I took off my shoes and got them wet on the soles of my shoes. 】

(How about taking away the little gift you like??)