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[Big data can only help you so far]

[The middle-aged man (Ji Xiaolan with iron teeth and bronze teeth) said rationally to the fat man (He Shen): "It doesn't matter how much money you have, you will only have two boards when you die! We are friends, I will help Spend some money, look, you still complain! You are stingy!

How much money do you think your family has? Have you finished eating in this life? Let me tell you that the money is not your own money, it is not your own money! "

Slightly fat man (He Shen): "......"]

Yu Nianzhi took out a piece of tissue and snorted at his blocked nose, shook his head and smiled, so unreasonable and yet so reasonable.

Friends, please help me! Give me money!

The common people under the light curtain were stunned for a moment, and they wiped their eyes covered with mist. Are you so good at talking that you will risk your life?

You also know that you are friends, and brothers have to settle accounts openly, not to mention your relationship, which is pure nonsense.

Ancestors: "Oh?"

What is the official position of that plump middle-aged man? Or a wealthy businessman? So rich!

My friend, what you said is wrong. If you don’t have enough money to spend, you can still be buried with him.

[How crazy are Yunnan people about eating mushrooms...]

Many ancient people said: They know this. It takes a long time to cook it and it must be cooked thoroughly.

Uh... don't ask them how they know.

Yunnan people: "?"

Whether it is future generations or themselves, they are all eager to eat fungi because they are delicious. If they cannot distinguish the poisonous ones, it will make a joke at best, or cause death at worst...

[One time I ate fungi and I didn’t realize I was poisoned at first. After a while, I realized that my homework book was there and said to me: "Write quickly, write quickly."]

"Haha..." Someone couldn't help laughing. The homework could speak and urged people to write faster.

[I didn’t know where my mother bought it from before. The mushrooms were not cooked. After I ate them, I felt they tasted weird. My mother asked me how they tasted. Turns out he was speaking to me with subtitles. 】

"It's amazing..." Yu Nian has been alive for a long time. It's amazing that this thing can even produce subtitles.

Ancestors: "Subtitles?"

Can you see the words appear when you speak?

[I didn’t feel poisoned while eating it, but then I heard the mushroom in the bowl say: “Brother, what does my flavor taste like? No, let’s play a game.”]

"Pfft haha..." Many people couldn't help laughing. They even asked themselves what the mushrooms taste like. My child, you have been poisoned. Go to the hospital quickly.

[A friend from Yunnan ate poisonous mushrooms and imagined that he was a milkshake. On the way to the hospital, every time the driver accelerated, he would hold his head and say: "Slow down, I'm going to spill it."]

"Haha..." Yu Nianzhi quickly covered his mouth for fear of laughing too loudly. Maybe the water in his head was about to spill.

People who have never been poisoned can't help but laugh. If you eat poisonous mushrooms, you will not die, but become stupid?

Imagine yourself as a milkshake?

[When my mother and I were poisoned for the first time, my mother pinched the line in the air while I lay on the ground swimming. The second time it was confirmed that my mother and I were not poisoned, we were happy for a long time, until we found my father entering the door standing on his head. 】

"Hahaha..." There are many people who are about to get rich laughing and stand on their heads to enter. Your dad is very capable.

You have already been poisoned, and you still eat it, and you are poisoned again. Don’t you have a long memory?

Is it that delicious?

System 00: "Nonono, you are not from Yunnan, you don't understand the magic power of fungi at all."

Otherwise, every time I go to Yunnan to eat mushrooms, the hospital is full...

[A man was poisoned by mushrooms while traveling in Yunnan. He imagined that he was a big tree and kept asking people to repair branches for him. 】

[I saw that my cat has nine legs and swims like an octopus...]

[That year, I was eating with a friend. He confidently told me that everything he picked up was edible. After a short time after eating, I saw a train coming out of his mouth, and I understood what was going on. It’s not simple anymore. 】

[When I was a kid, I ate mushrooms with my cousin at home. After eating, we sat on the sofa and watched cartoons all afternoon. When our parents came back, they rushed us to the hospital because the TV was not plugged in at all. Mainly because the two of us discussed the plot together and shared the same hallucination...]

[After playing mahjong and eating mushrooms, someone knocked on the door while I was eating, and then I saw a four-jog guy coming in. 】

Everyone: "Hahaha..."

Although some of them couldn't understand, it didn't stop them from laughing, because the little fish girl was about to die laughing.

There are people who think they are trees, there are civet cats that swim around on eight legs, and what the hell is that thing that drives a car out of its mouth?

[Someone bought the scratch-off tickets after eating the mushrooms, and found that they could see the words on the back, and they would win one after scratching. 】

"Oh, you can have this!" Yu Nianzhi exclaimed.

People: “What are scratch-offs?”

Are you happy just scratching? Could it be money? food?

If that's the case, then you won't be able to make a lot of money from eating mushrooms!

[The mushrooms I ate for lunch were taken during the English test in the afternoon. The English part of the test paper was automatically translated into Chinese, and the Chinese written on the draft was automatically translated into English. After the test, I fainted and went to the hospital. The first time I got perfect marks in English, I should have eaten translation bacteria. 】

Yu Nianzhi called Wucao, this is so amazing!

people:"!!!"

Especially readers: "!!!"

Are you serious? Birdsong automatically translated into Chinese...

Where can this fungus be found?

They seem to have eaten nothing, and they don’t take notes on birdsong...

Ancestors: "......"

What are these weird things?

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[Red umbrella, white pole, let’s lie down together after eating.

Lie down on the board, sleep in the coffin, and then bury the mountain together.

Buried in mountains and mountains, crying and shouting, relatives and friends came to eat.

When eating, there are umbrellas, and the whole village lies down together on the board, which will be covered with red umbrellas in the coming year. 】

(How about taking away the little gift you like??)