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Chapter 143 Meng Tian: Hi! Brother, do you want to build the Great Wall?
people:"!!!"
What did the woman throw away? Shameful? What a shame!
Lost his husband...
Her husband died? He died at a young age... There is nothing wrong with it. Since he is dead, he should find someone to take care of his funeral affairs.
Throw it away secretly, she is planning to kill her husband! She is committing a crime by dumping the body!
Police, hurry up, put her in that criminal rhinoceros high-end autumn uniform! It is the most suitable thing for someone who can be imprisoned at the same time. Lock her in a big iron window and let her confess her true nature and never leave her.
Ancestors: "..."
Is this the charm of language?
It's so embarrassing... Such an extremely ordinary sentence is really embarrassing!
No one will doubt it.
Since everyone can see this, it should prove that this woman has been arrested and brought to justice. They really want to know how they will be sentenced in the future.
Checking into a hotel in the middle of the night? Is it an inn? Since this is a place to stay, why call it a hotel...with food and wine?
A combination of a pub and an inn?
"Aw, so scary." Yu Nianzhi almost turned into a werewolf. This big man was put into a plastic bag and was probably divided into two pieces...seven or eight pieces.
Row away quickly!
[It’s almost romantic, college students are playing in the snow]
[In the snow, a boy in a black coat stands under a tree, arranging his hair and standing still. The boy in the red coat ran over and manually fell the snow. He shook the tree vigorously first, but it didn't move. Then he kicked it and the tree still didn't move. Then he kicked it with full force and missed the target, grazing the edge of the tree. He kicked the boy in the black coat and he flew out of the screen. 】
Barrage [Boy: so? Are your eyes growing? Are you happy now?
The other person withdraws a romance. 】
"Hahaha..." Yu Nianzhi originally made her want to laugh but was also scared in the previous video, but now she failed.
The intensity is just right, and it doesn't hurt your brain.
Common people don’t understand:
"This snow, this winter, if you stand under a tree, aren't you afraid of getting cold and sick?"
"He probably wants the snow from the trees to fall on him for others to play with. It's his friend who seems a bit not very smart..."
"It's really embarrassing for people."
"Pfft haha... The child was kicked away. It can be seen that this kick has no strength at all." Someone laughed immorally. There was no way, that picture was too beautiful.
The child blinked: "He is so powerful, he flew out."
"That man is so powerful. What is this move called? Right whip?"
The companion disagreed: "It should have been the left foot, he kicked the person away."
"Let's give it a try. You stand under the tree and see if it's the right leg or the left leg!"
Companion: "...who are you? I don't know you."
Child:"?"
Ancestors: "Uh... I think I heard a sound, so crispy."
It's a blessing to have such a friend. If you kick him, the child will be in pain for a long time. It's better to go to the hospital for a crispy college student.
[Ten schools and nine graves]
[The panic-stricken horror music sounded, and a man appeared. He said solemnly and mysteriously: "There are nine graves in ten schools, and one is an execution ground. Are schools really built in places with heavy Yin energy?"
I heard from the older generation that young people have strong yang energy, and when they gather together, they can suppress the yin. Almost every school has its own supernatural legends. The most common one is: Hey, our school used to be Mass graves. ”]
people:"!!!"
Were later schools built on mass graves? And a cemetery?
Young people are indeed full of energy, and there are many people in a school. There are also many "people" in places like the execution ground and mass graves. This is a clash between the two sides to see who can defeat whom?
Aren't you afraid of having a bad impact on people?
["The mass graves are extremely yin-y, and the school is full of young people. The combination of the two seems to confirm the saying that yang qi suppresses the yin. The scientific explanation is that the school site selection conditions are relatively harsh, and the preferred area is Big, secondly, the price should be cheap.
Finally, the place needs to be remote and not affect traffic. Few places can meet both requirements. But the mass grave is different. It is large, cheap, and relatively remote, which perfectly meets the requirements for school construction.
So it is no joke that there are nine graveyards in ten schools. Many schools were really cemeteries in the past. In other words, as long as you have lived on campus, it is equivalent to sleeping in a mass grave. So where is your school built? ”]
"Hmm...how to say it." Yu Nianzhi hesitated. It seemed that every school he went to from childhood to college said this. Elementary schools are like cemeteries, and big schools are like mass graves.
We don’t know, and we don’t dare to ask. Whenever we talk about it, there are a lot of horror stories that make our skin crawl.
Many scholars were silent: "..."
real or fake? The academy they went to wouldn't be like this.
The ancestors frowned: "?"
Looking at the number of students in later generations, we know that the school's land area will definitely not be small. As mentioned above, the only ones that meet the requirements are that kind of place or fields.
There are many graves in the ground, so this is inevitable.
[Brother Bing trains and passes on messages, and some words are passed around...]
1 [In the picture, the soldier brother carrying a bag and holding a spear is training.
The message begins: "Follow up and don't fall behind."
"Follow up and don't fall behind."
"Follow up and don't fall behind."
"Follow up and don't fall behind."
"Don't be left behind even if you shed tears."
"The monitor asked you not to cry."
"The monitor said he would make you cry when he went back."
Brother Bing in the back: "?" Make me cry? ! 】
"Hehehe..." Yu Nianzhi thought to himself that this soldier brother must be thinking hard about what he did wrong and made a mistake and must be punished.
Soldiers: "Practice? Is it training?"
Why does this order keep getting more and more misguided?
They wanted to hold the gun while training, but the cold weapon in their hands suddenly felt no longer fragrant.
2 [Monitor: "Go back and soak your feet tonight."
"The squad leader said that we should go back and take a good bath tonight."
"The squad leader said we should go back for a good run tonight."
"The squad leader said we should go back for a good run tonight."
"The squad leader said we should go back for a good run tonight."
"The squad leader said we should run five kilometers tonight."
The soldier at the back was shocked: "What? Five kilometers?"]
Ancestors: "How far is five kilometers?"
They know miles, but they don’t know kilometers. How much is the difference between the two?
The common people smiled and said that they had to continue practicing to spread the word. The world in which the last soldier was injured was achieved.
In the evening, foot washing becomes running.
3. [Squad leader: "Tibet is working hard to train elite soldiers and speed up the pace."
"The command is passed on, Tibet trains hard to improve its troops and speeds up the pace."
The soldier brother hesitated in his tone: "Pass the command, train me into an elite soldier, and speed up the pace."
"Pass the command, tonight I will train elite soldiers and speed up the pace."
The last soldier brother was confused: "To train me into an elite soldier, you have to take off your pants???"]
Common people: "!!!Take off your pants?"
The soldier stopped, how did you hear this? They heard it right... Well, they have subtitles to read...
"The soldiers were dumbfounded and couldn't believe their ears."
"The clothes they wear are so special. I've seen them before. It looks like the colors of weeds and tree leaves are mixed together."
"There is also a gun. I saw the gun again. This weapon is quite scary just by looking at it. It can be very scary when someone is wearing it."
"If there is one now, I will try my best to kill the ancestors of little Japan." A man gritted his teeth, and his face was full of dissatisfaction. He couldn't suppress the momentum of the man who wanted to kill him.
4 [Squad leader: "Comrades behind, please follow as much as possible."
"The squad leader asked the comrades behind to follow as much as possible."
"The squad leader asked you to follow as much as possible."
"The squad leader asked you to follow me tonight."
"The monitor wants you to squat tonight."
The last soldier was stunned, with his hands spread out and his face confused: "Huh???"
[What's wrong with me? who I am? where am I? ]】
"What should I do? The more I look at it, the cuter it becomes." Yu Nianzhi admires the soldiers very much. Such funny messages will only make them more impatient and like them even more...ahhhhh.
System 00 found the word that can describe Yu Nianzhi: "Elated?"
People: "Squatting tonight, haha..."
"Don't leave him alone and squat when everyone goes back to sleep."
"Probably not..."
[What would happen if Alexander reached the Qin Dynasty during his eastern expedition? Can the Qin Dynasty withstand the Macedonian Phalanx? 】
Ying Zheng: "?"
Who is Alexander? Want to fight him?
[If it is true, then it may be Rousi or Annie who cried about the Great Wall.
Bai Qi slapped Alexander's face until it was swollen, but he didn't ask where their main force was.
After all, Macedonia only had so few people anyway. You must know that the Qin Dynasty sent hundreds of thousands of troops, and the Qin army was good at bows and arrows. It is estimated that everyone would be wiped out in one round of bows and arrows.
The Macedonian phalanx fought into Shaqima.
Qin Army Soldier: I have never seen such a neat target in my life.
Qin Shihuang: The reason for unifying the six kingdoms is that I only know that there are six kingdoms.
Bai Qi: After thinking for three days and three nights, I still couldn't figure out where Alexander hid his main army. Alas! Digging into a hole in depression.
Meng Tian: Hi! Brother, do you want to build the Great Wall? Now if you come with me, you will get food and lodging, and you will get a salary. If I arrest you, you will only get food and lodging, but you will not get any salary!
Tour guide: Dear tourists, the next section of the Great Wall is a unique section in our country. It has a European style and was built by Alexander himself. 】
(How about taking away the little gift you like??)
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