shock! Ancestor, watch the full-level human sand sculpture video!

[Unexpectedly, I caught nothing in the end]

[A female voice sounded: "How did you lose everything in an instant?"

In the picture, the boy placed the fishing rod on the river embankment, holding a cup of hot milk tea and lying comfortably on the armchair.

But he was envied by the uncles next to him.

The boy lay back, the backrest fell down, milk tea was spilled on his face, the chair collapsed, his butt fell to the ground, and his feet were upside down.

"Hahaha..." The uncle smiled and bent over, suddenly turning from envy to ridicule.

The boy stood up and moved to the position where he put his feet, but he collapsed again, with his feet in the air and his butt on the ground.

"Hahaha..." The uncle almost looked young.

When the boy got up, he found that the fishing rod had been pulled away by the fish, the milk tea was gone, the chair was gone, the fishing rod was gone, and his face was even more lost. The boy cried with a ferocious face and hummed out the two pearls remaining in his nostrils...]

"Hahaha..." Yu Nianzhi and everyone under the light curtain burst into laughter at the same time.

Everyone: "Hahaha..."

This kid is so unlucky that he still has black balls in his nostrils.

"I thought he would be happy for a long time, but before he finished speaking... he was on his back? He made himself dirty..."

"Why is he hiding so far away when he's not holding on to the fishing rod? Even if the fish bites the hook, when it reacts, the fish might run away."

"So, there is a cranial disease! Look at that old man's smile, he almost lies on the ground and flops."

He made himself look like that, his mother opened the door for him, he was so unlucky!

Barrage [I soaked my face in milk tea, the deck chair was broken, the fishing rod ran away, and my mobile phone was broken [face covering]]

Yu Nianzhi cleared his throat and said, "You can't laugh. Your merits are almost gone. Knocking on wooden fish will increase your merits..."

咚咚咚，功德+1-1+1-1-1……

She didn't want to laugh either, but it was so explosive.

people:"!!!"

What? They have been giggling along for days! Little Fish Girl, it turns out that you secretly knocked on the wooden fish behind their backs!

They were deceived, all they knew was hahaha, and their merits were almost gone.

Knock, knock hard!

[Parents who are awake in the world]

[The man complained: "I joined that kindergarten group chat. I mainly wanted to see the teacher post pictures of eating at noon every day. My son is there and he is alive. That's fine."

Some parents and teachers, hello, did our child poop today? what colour? Why do you have such detailed requirements for color? Then hello teacher, are our children happy at school today? Why should he be happy going to school? Are you happy when you go to work?

And teaching that jingle, now we are not teaching that person to dig, dig, dig in a small garden. Some people say that if teacher hum teaches this kind of thing, it will have a serious impact on children's physical and mental health.

What are the effects of digging a garden? how? Did we learn very advanced things when we were young? Hmm...your mother's head was like a ball, kicked into a department store? "

The man was so speechless that he almost rolled his eyes. 】

"Your head is like a rubber ball, your eyes are like eggs, and your nose is like a wind string..." Yu Nianzhi's mind came to mind. There are many more childhood jingles, and they are also a bit vulgar, mixed with various organs...

In this comparison, what is the impact of digging a garden? This is sunny enough.

There are children in the kindergarten, and the teacher is responsible for feeding, watching, and teaching the children. Therefore, ordinary people cannot understand.

I have to ask what color it is? So particular.

officers:"…………"

Not happy, really unhappy at work.

A clip of a female teacher singing was inserted into the light screen, and the children followed suit: "Dig, dig, dig in the small garden, plant small seeds and grow big flowers..."

"The children danced excitedly: "Okay, okay, so plant the seeds of flowers..."

"I also want to go to school. The beautiful teacher also teaches singing. He is also gentle."

Ancestors: "That last sentence actually rhymes, your mother... Bah! You can't learn it, it's really damaging to your image!"

Then learn in your mind, your mother's head is like a ball, kicked to the department store... hahaha!

[People wore crotchless pants during the Qin and Han Dynasties]

People in the Qin and Han Dynasties: "!!!"

What are you doing?

Ying Zheng, Fu Su, the others and the old Liu family always have a bad feeling in their hearts...

["What? It turns out that people in the Qin and Han Dynasties did not wear trousers. They wore trousers called shin clothes. They only had trousers without crotches. They were just for the convenience of going to the toilet. So the tops were usually robes to cover their private parts when they went out. They were all sitting on their knees to avoid being exposed. God, I suddenly understood what it was like for Han Xin to be humiliated under his crotch."]

Comment area [Monkey: [Han Xin: Take it back. ]

Professional Stealing Kucha: [Nana...did my charming ancestor also dress like this? I lost it, Brother Zheng! Fusu! ah! ! ! [crying loudly]]

Innocent little girl: [Then... where is the female aunt? ]

I want to be quiet: [You successfully made me quit dreaming about time travel, but I can’t do it. I really can’t live without underwear! ]

Details: [Jing Ke stabbed the King of Qin, and the King of Qin was stunned for a long time? (O ? O)?, hehe...]

Xianmeng: [So as long as Han Xin dared to raise his head at that time, it would be a blow to the head, right? ]】

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