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People before the Tang Dynasty: "Poetry Immortal?"

Li Bai was called the Immortal of Poetry by later generations!

Taking a peek at the final chapter of the prosperous Tang Dynasty, they knew that the Tang Dynasty was prosperous, but in the late Tang Dynasty... no matter how powerful a country was, it would come to an end?

I don’t know what the tragedy will be...

Li Bai: "You all have a grudge against me? I don't have that much wine for you to steal."

To steal other people's works, there were many poets in the Tang Dynasty, but you can't do it alone.

After hearing the first half of the poem, he was quite pleased. In fact, later generations became more serious and their literary talent was not bad. He was still thinking about why Guangmu suddenly became serious about poetry.

Then he popped out to steal Li Bai's wine, kill Du Fu's dog, and read the red beans in Wang Wei's poem...

Li Bai is silent, Li Bai is speechless, Li Bai has the face of a grandpa on the subway!

Are you serious?

Suddenly his eyes lit up, roast lamb? I wonder if future generations will improve the taste? Wouldn’t it be great with wine? Inspired by Tianmu, I just wanted to write a few poems to "praise" future generations.

But... Shixian? He likes this title!

Wang Wei almost called out to the good guys: "Are you so brave?"

Not only did he steal Li Bai's wine, but he also killed Du Fu's dog! You can't pass the first level. Is Li Bai's wine so easy to steal? Could it be that I forgot that he is a good swordsman!

So, don’t mention him about drinking and eating meat! Don't mention it! The red beans in the poem are up to you.

Du Fu: "…………"

He couldn't kill him anymore, the dog he raised was gone long ago.

If possible...he just wanted to drink with Brother Taibai and talk all night long...

Other poets: "If you can't be serious, you should be traumatized!"

They got away with it because they were not that famous!

Common people: "Li Bai and Wang Wei..."

Don icons called Google Translate, and crippled cousins ​​looking for grapefruit-flavored brain stems at the front desk?

Where is Du Fu? Maybe not……

The poem that follows is easy to understand, and people who have never gone to school can understand it roughly.

"When you become famous, you steal people's drinks...haha..."

"If you can't write half a good poem, Li Bai calls you a beast... Haha, please make it clear, you stole the wine, not the talent!"

Ancestors: “…………”

I don’t know how this poet offended you, but I urge you to be kind and show mercy!

Naughty future generations, what should I do with you?

"Li Bai has been screwed...hehe!" Yu Nianzhi was happy and sympathized with Li Bai for a while.

Li Bai: "!!!"

Wow, don't talk nonsense, who is being screwed?

Everyone: "Wow~"

Look what they heard?

?乛?乛?

[The boss carried the plane and ran away overnight]

Ancestors: “…………”

What's going on? What kind of boss can carry a plane? Is that still a human being? ? ?

It should be an exaggerated statement that was stimulated to illustrate the seriousness of the matter...

people:"!!"

The plane is so big!

Impossible, absolutely impossible to carry it!

[In the picture, at the construction site, China Unicom, China Mobile, and China Telecom are inspecting the dug “wires”.

The person involved in the dubbing called: "Aren't you going to dig up a few wires? Hey boss, the three major operators are here and say that the wires are not theirs."

The boss on the other end of the phone: "Oh, just say it's not theirs, the rest are small companies."

The camera showed several helicopters hanging on the ground nearby, "What about the boss? Someone in camouflage uniforms flew a helicopter here..."

Boss: "Dudu..."

"Hey boss? Boss?..."]

"Wo... knock it, buddy, this is the line of ruin!" Yu Nianzhi was so shocked that he almost cursed. He could be tortured or handcuffed.

People were stunned: "?"

Go bankrupt... line?

They also saw the importance of this thread. Those colorful clothes are called camouflage uniforms? They knew it was worn by soldiers, so...the soldiers rushed to the scene in helicopters...

Oops! Big hair!

The ancestors were silent for a moment: "Could this line... be related to military affairs?"

If not, there wouldn't have been such a big battle, and the boss seems to have run away...

How brave!

What do the three major operators operate? On the back of the clothes is written "China Unicom, China Telecom, China Mobile". As the name suggests, it cannot be read...

Comment area [True words: [Digger: "Boss, guess what I dug up?"

Boss: “Guess which country I’m in?”]

Big Adventure: [I have an idea. Is it okay to dig a national defense optical cable overnight if someone is kidnapped and trafficked to a mountainous area one day?

Reply: The traffickers have been released from jail, but you are still in there...]

Eat and sleep: [If the optical cable is broken, you will lose millions, lose all your family property, and I will like to bring you a silver bracelet. ]

Fighting Doudou: [No less than robbing eight hundred miles in ancient times...]

Ai Ya: [75 per second, 4320 per minute, 26 per hour, 24 hours a day is 624 million... Well, it's a bankrupt line. ]

Press one: [The line was cut at nine o'clock, and the boss ran away at eight fifty-nine...]]

Ancestors: "!!!"

Eight hundred miles urgent? It really conveys military sentiment...

Military intelligence cannot be delayed. From this point of view, fines and jail time are light.

Is the time of later generations used to refer to small times? One hour should be two hours in the hereafter...