shock! Ancestor, watch the full-level human sand sculpture video!

People were stunned, and it was indeed the first time that the eldest girl got on the sedan chair.

"!!!"

Don't lie to people, they have never seen it.

How much is it in US dollars? I have money, a car, and am still alive. Isn’t this a proper winner in life?

Where can I find scratch tickets? How about they... also die...?

The system 00 data was shocked: "Wow, daaaaaah!"

This is not good for school!

The common people were so novel that they said, "Their arrester is called God, and ours is called Lord Hell."

"People may fall into suspended animation. It's not possible. Or should they pay compensation? Never heard of it."

Ancestors: “…………”

If you want the art of resurrection, of course you also need good luck.

The ambitious ancestors certainly wanted to have their cake and eat it too.

Comment area [A rose: [God: I arrested the wrong person, give him some compensation. ]

Shut up the alarm clock: [It is said in legend that if you survive a catastrophe, you will be blessed later. ]

Unfair Ping: [Why can’t I get this incredible wealth? ]

Jusheng Huainan: [Nearly three hundred thousand US dollars, equivalent to nearly two million RMB. ]

I am Ponniu: [Nuwa! When will you pay me back my compensation? ! ]】

People were shocked, "How much? Two million!"

"No, why is 300,000 yuan equivalent to 2 million yuan? There is such a big difference?"

"Yes, why is there such a big difference?"

"Money, oh my god..." Yu Nianzhi cried, envious, jealous...hate!

Some people also wonder: "Why should we ask Nuwa for compensation?"

"When Nuwa created a human, she probably felt that she didn't knead him properly, maybe she made him ugly." Someone helped to clear up the confusion.

The man turned around and said, "Oh...then, Madam Nuwa, where is my compensation?"

"...add me."

"And me!"+n

If Nuwa could see it, she would be smiling at her ugly children.

It's too much! If she continues to make trouble unreasonably, she will start throwing out silly ideas.

[History test, counterattack of bad students]

Scholar: "Hey, here you go, let's take a look."

How did you fight back? Can it make their eyes light up?

System 00: "It will light up, worry about blinding my eyes..."

[Smart student: "I have discovered the pattern of history. Qin Shihuang belongs to the Qin Dynasty, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty belongs to the Han Dynasty, and Tang Taizong belongs to the Tang Dynasty. So the answer to this fill-in-the-blank question is..."

The history teacher marked the paper: "Zhu Yuanzhang belongs to the Zhu Dynasty, and Kangxi belongs to the Kang Dynasty... Oops, my heart is not strong."]

student:"…………"

No matter what kind of hatred or resentment, you want to hit their brains like this.

Even the common people felt the insult to their intelligence, "What are you doing? What are you doing?"

"My surname is Shi, which dynasty do I come from?"

"My surname is Zhang. Where do I come from?"

Then came a series of questions from hundreds of surnames...

Cao Cao remembered his name and was silent for a long time, "Cao Chao? Cao Chao? Cao Cao..."

Kangxi's mouth twitched: "...Kang Dynasty?"

Very unique insight.

Zhu Yuanzhang, who was called, had no time to think about Zhu Chao or Zhu Chao. He just waited for those slow-legged imperial doctors to come and check the body of his precious son.

He was so anxious that he issued an order to the imperial guards: "Bring the imperial doctor over here! Hurry!"

"Yes." The royal guards outside the main hall hung up their swords and quickly dispersed, heading straight for the target.

The doctors who were hurrying to the main hall suddenly felt a chill in their backs, "Oh, it's such a cold day, I should have worn more clothes."

……

Hearing this, Yu Shinan put down the brush in his hand, was stunned, and said: "Yu Chao..."

Looking carefully, two lines of regular script characters appeared on the yellowed paper on the table. The fonts were straight and steady, strong and soft, pure and mellow.

System 00's eyes glowed green: "Yu Shinan, one of the Four Great Masters of the Early Tang Dynasty, is teaching online!"

It is recommended not to write at night as it is not good for your eyes.

Ji Kang wanted to say something, but he opened and closed his mouth. It didn't sound good.

Ancestors: “…………”

What is this called? Qingqi's brain circuit and his thinking are quite clear.

Comment area [Insomnia: [Gao Jianli is...hehe.

Reply: Upstairs, you hehe...

Reply: Say it! Why did all the civil and military officials in the dynasty hesitate and hesitate, but no one dared to speak out?

Reply: I am a military commander and not good at words. ]

I am Zongjie: [Confucius belongs to the Kong Dynasty, Li Bai belongs to the Li Dynasty, and Mr. Wolong...]]

Gao Jianli was forced to say, "What?"

Why mention him? You guys, something is wrong!

Common people: "Gao Jianli... belongs to the Gao Dynasty!"

This is not simple, not to mention that the generals are not good at speaking, even ordinary people like them who can't read a few words know it.

"Mr. Wolong is just...woe, okay, Light Screen, something is wrong with you!"

"Isn't it a curse word for future generations?"

"Yes, yes, no wonder Light Screen didn't say anything."

Zhuge Liang narrowed his eyes and stroked his beard. Impolite, future generations, children, if you are rude again, I will borrow arrows from you.

Confucius laughed: "Zilu, then you belong to Zichao. We are in the same room, each of us belongs to the same dynasty."

Li Bai: "…………"

Not really wanting to be mentioned.