shock! Ancestor, watch the full-level human sand sculpture video!

Liu Bang and Liu Zhuzhu couldn't help but laugh. They must be students. They are really unlucky and pitiful, and their physical fitness is not good.

Zhu Yuanzhang and Zhu Di were a little confused. A student with this kind of physique should be embarrassed to be reused. The body is too weak, and the most important thing is that he is unlucky!

Anyway, those scholars won’t go to the battlefield, so let’s leave it at that!

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"Goose goose... Popox got three kills on his own, which is enough to brag about for a lifetime."

Yu Nianzhi almost burst into laughter. One day, the acne community held a conference, and a certain acne master slapped his hand on the table, "I remember back then, I killed three college students alone!" 'Then the reputation spread throughout the acne world.

How else to play, I really didn’t expect it, it’s really unlucky that his mother opened the door for him, he’s so unlucky!

"The counselor was miserable, I was almost scared to death!"

The video slides down, hey, when Cao Cao and Cao Cao arrive, the counselor's tortuous and bizarre career begins.

[The first dark year for national counselors]

Everyone came to their senses, was this the counselor mentioned earlier? Someone who tutors students?

Why not a teacher?

After reading the experience of the counselor above, it is indeed quite dark. If you have a bad heart, you may have died on the spot.

What does nationwide mean?

Are all students so fragile and unlucky? Are counselors so miserable?

do you mean this?

Light screen, don’t be too outrageous!

[A brisk female voice and music sounded: "There are crispy college students, and there are tough counselors. There is a senior who is on vacation on the 20th, and the person on the 30th is abroad in Myanmar. The counselor, the principal, and the police will take it. The money goes to Burma to redeem people.”]

Under the curtain of light, everyone wondered what kind of place this Myanmar was, and would it be impossible to come back after going there? Want to redeem someone with money?

Just as he was having a brainstorm, Yu Nianzhi exclaimed: "Are you kidding me? Can I redeem myself after going to Burma? Is this senior's waist still there?"

It’s not that she doesn’t want to believe that her senior can be saved, it’s that she really can’t come back from Myanmar!

Everyone: "???"

kidney? What kidney?

What happened to the waist?

The men felt a chill in their waists and quickly covered their waists, they understood!

If you go to this evil-hearted Myanmar, you will lose your money!

Really not human!

The ancestors also understand that the country of Myanmar does not sound like a good place. It not only illegally detains people but also dares to ask for ransom! And dig out the waist!

It's useless to dig out the kidneys. Is Myanmar so poor that it can eat... this thing?

The ancestors put their hands on their waists unconsciously. Later generations will go and destroy that poor place, otherwise they will always feel the coldness in their waists.

[The female voice continues: "There was a student who went hiking and ended up near a secret military base. He was caught as an undercover agent. In the end, the principal and counselors rescued him."]

"Cool~" Yu Nianzhi raised his big female fingers, which was really impressive.

Everyone: "......"

The principal is also very busy.

He is everywhere!

The ancestors frowned more and more as they looked at each other. Should we say that college students are unlucky or counselors are unlucky...

Climbing a mountain can also lead to a military base, which is mainly a secret base.

The military is the foundation of the country. Secret bases like these should be very hidden. That college student is also very powerful and can go there.

[“I have been a counselor for ten years. I have been to the emergency room and the interrogation room. I have smelled the smell of the men’s dormitory and seen the chaos in the women’s dormitory. I have dealt with the love brains of men and women who have lost their love and are looking for life and death. I have helped rescue people who were mistaken for MLM organizations. Student, I am already omnipotent and have an indestructible body. Every National Day, I have to cross provinces to rescue people. This year, please report your movements in advance so that we can rescue you as quickly as possible!"]

If you don’t understand, just ask, is emergency room a more urgent medical treatment?

What does a MLM organization do? Since it needs to be rescued, it is almost the same as Myanmar.

People don't understand, are they students?

I'm afraid it's not a nightmare for counselors and principals!

Busier than a government official...

Ancestors: "......"

Do you know what speechlessness is? Don't know look at them!

Why is it so weird? How did those who go to school and those who teach come to have this kind of relationship?

Are there so many students? Going all over the country to save people?

No, how could those counselors arrive so quickly?

Could it be that that car is not only capable of carrying people autonomously, but is also extremely fast?

!!!

Another day I want to have...

["There are also medical records of fragile college students, "Squatting on the toilet and twisted the knee", "Yawning and dislocating the jaw", "Changing pants caused cramps", "Being fainted and having convulsions", "Playing games so angry that I was hospitalized for a heart attack", "Following the dog" I got vaccinated for 4,000 yuan while snatching food.” “I was so angry during the military training that I had to go to the hospital to get oxygen.” “I fainted because I didn’t eat pig’s trotters.” “I burst my corpus luteum from sitting on the bench.” “I was so happy during the National Day holiday that my lungs exploded with laughter. ""My waist was broken when I sneezed" "My waist was broken when I turned around"..."

"The current situation of college students: brittle but with many shields, easy to die but difficult to kill." ]

"Okay, so crispy! Crunchy Shark, one bite at a time!" Yu Nianzhi opened his eyes. This kind of operation is so cool.

The common people looked at the light curtain and were stunned. The aunt said in disbelief: "How come this college student's body is older than an old woman like me?"

"Looking at the good living conditions in this generation, it may be that they only focus on studying and working hard."

A young man answered, "Isn't it hard to study hard in Hanchuang? His family doesn't even have the conditions to go to school."

"Did you dislocate your jaw when you yawned?" A kid from a rich family didn't believe it, it must be a lie. He opened his mouth wide to see if he could dislocate the jaw.

Then, he told the truth!

Kuku dragged his chin with his hands and ran towards the hospital.

I have to say that the practical spirit is quite good!

Physicians from various dynasties: "......"

Although there are weird things every year, it is obvious that there are more future generations on the light screen.

Especially the one who burst out laughing with joy, they don’t understand, don’t understand, let alone understand!

Military generals from all dynasties: Scholars are weak and will die at every turn. Why do they get so sick every day?

Why aren't they like that?

Scholars from various dynasties: "?"

This is the physical condition of future generations of scholars. It does not represent them. Don’t spread rumors!

The ancestors are now particularly worried about the future of future generations. If these literati become officials, will they survive for three days?

With his physical condition, he might be gone before he can contribute to the country.

Still hard to kill? It should be considered difficult to kill if you are not dead!

Quite alive...