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Chapter 24 Japan is in danger!
"I thought the United Nations General Assembly was so high-end, but this is no more lively than the market." Yu Nianzhi opened his eyes. The big guys are all so down-to-earth.
Everyone under the light curtain nodded, it was indeed more lively than the market.
The video slides down, and the cheerful music of oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, is sounded, [A man goes swimming in a river and encounters a snake]
The common people observed three seconds of silence for the man. This thing can kill someone. It's really the wrong time... No!
It's just bad luck, it's fate!
The ancient Lingnan people said that they are experts in catching snakes. Come and come and teach you two tricks. Not only will you be safe, but you can also catch the snake and stew it.
Also, I’ll teach you step by step how to make delicious snake soup.
[[I grabbed the snake without saying a word and kept throwing it away. I couldn’t tell who was the victim for a while]
The man in the river grabbed the snake and threw it like an invincible hot wheel. He swung it and swam to the shore. Finally, he threw it far away, just not far from the other escaping brother. 】
The common people were relieved when they saw that the snake was thrown away, and they also very considerately shouted to the man to swim ashore quickly. The snake realized that it could swim very quickly!
And that man, run, run, your unreliable and evil friend left the snake beside you.
Ancestors: "......"
What a pitiful snake, what a strong person...
It’s okay to say it or not, as long as the person is fine.
The man was in good shape and could swim quite fast, so he gave the snake a good beating.
[Barrage: [Snake: No, Gulu Gulu...Brother~Gulu Gulu...I~Gulu Gulu...I am~Gulu Gulu...Long way~Gulu Gulu...pass~Gulu Gulu...]
[Snake: If you encounter a river bully, you are allowed to swim, not me. ]
[Human: I was very scared at the time, and my hands are still very sore now. ]
[Snake: I was so scared at the time, and I’m still dizzy now. ]
[Another big brother: Ouch, what are you doing? There is silver here, there is silver! ]]
"Goose goose...who of the two is the victim? That's great." Yu Nianzhi was extremely happy. This snake was controlled to death by his elder brother, and there was no way to play with it!
Common people: "Hahaha..."
Why did it suddenly become funny?
That's true. The snake met the river bully, and he brutally fucked the snake...well done!
In this case, there must be no one!
Therefore, the only choice is to kill the snake!
Ancestors: "It can be said that when we meet on a narrow road, the brave one wins!"
Yes, the man didn't run too fast at the end, after all, the snake was left near him.
For example, Lao Liu's family didn't take it too seriously and laughed long ago. Lao Zhu's family just shook their heads and said they just laughed and said nothing. Lao Li's family said they could still have fun like this...
As the video scrolled down, Yu Nianzhi chirped cheerfully: "It's him again. I just love watching him play that hermaphrodite. He can be funny and learn knowledge at the same time."
[One person plays multiple roles·Connotation Conference]
As soon as the man appeared in the picture, the people knew him.
Isn't this a man with big white teeth? The one who talks in a weird way!
Ancestors: "Yo?"
Which countries are we talking about?
They still remember the incredible thing they discovered last time. Indian netizens have a close relationship with monitor lizards!
[Indian netizen: “We have become a superpower second only to the United States, and we should become one of the permanent members of the Security Council.”
Korean netizen: "India is indeed very powerful. It has always been very professional in refreshing the lower limit of human beings. Let us know that wives can be regardless of species."
Japanese netizen: "People all over the world know that South Korea and India are both superpowers. This may be the magical power of the water of the Han River and the Ganges River."
Indian netizen: "Even if you laugh at India, it is undeniable that we still launched rockets into outer space."
Russian netizen: "Really? Then I heard that it yawed a lot. Whether it can land safely is still one thing. Don't become another fireworks."]
"!!!"
What doesn't differentiate between species?
wife?
After hearing this, the common people realized belatedly that the giant lizard mentioned twice, that huge ferocious beast, was the wife of an Indian! ! !
???
They don't understand, is this real?
Ancestors: "......"
What happened to India? Still not giving up? I still want to become one of the five permanent members.
Still haven’t recovered from the last time you drank too much fake wine?
They have known about my wife for a long time, so calm down, calm down!
But is outer space air? Rocket launch...
Later generations can create things that fly in the sky, they know, but what is this rocket? If you don’t understand, just ask, it can’t be a flaming arrow!
It sounds like something that can reach heaven.
yaw? Why do we say yaw? Can this rocket plan a route? ? ?
???
The more you think about it, the more incredible it becomes, right?
It seems like they have subverted something again...
[Vietnamese netizen: "India says that it is a superpower every day. Why are South Korea and India so arrogant? Are they crazy after being colonized?"
Chinese netizen: "Don't say you don't understand. We are right next to these two mentally ill countries. We are all confused."
Korean netizen: "We in Korea were much more glorious than India in ancient times, but we never showed off."
American netizen: "I would venture to ask Koreans, do you have ancient times? Where is your ancient times?"
Japanese netizen: "They all stole from China in ancient times. The whole world knows that South Korea is a country of thieves."]
Common people: “???”
A thief with no history, stealing history?
Stealing from these ancients?
Is that right?
I have seen people stealing food, money, and affairs. It was the first time I saw someone stealing history. It was really eye-opening...
Ancestors: There is no history, no ancient times, let alone ancestors like them who are talented, wise and mighty.
Then South Korea is supposed to be a country of gangsters composed of refugees who steal things one after another. Can history be forced on it?
[Korean netizen: “You Japanese still have the nerve to criticize us, don’t you often steal things too?”
Japanese netizen: "Please tell me clearly, when did we steal? What did we steal?"
Korean netizen: "The United States dropped two atomic bombs at your home, but they haven't been found yet?"
Indian netizen: "Japan and South Korea have collars made by the United States around their necks. You will never be strong."
Japanese netizen: "Our forbearance now is for future outbreaks. We will never forget what the United States did in our Hiroshima and Nagasaki."]
Everyone: "What atomic bomb?"
Collar?
Could it be that South Korea and Japan are America’s dogs?
That Japanese netizen, please tell me, what exactly did the United States do to your Hiroshima and Nagasaki?
Curious and tight!
[American netizen: "The Japanese have no right to criticize us. Japan has committed more crimes in Asia."
Japanese netizen: "What crime have we committed? We have already apologized to China. It is the Chinese who refuse to forgive us."
American netizen: "Unwilling to forgive you? How shameless does it take for someone to say such a thing after hurting others?"
Turkish netizen: "If the apology was useful, the little boy and the fat man would not visit Japan."
Korean netizen: "When the Japanese apologized, they still thought, I did nothing wrong, I apologized because the matter was exposed."
Indian netizen: "Bowing and apologizing is not a Japanese tradition. The Japanese tradition is to commit seppuku. Japan should carry forward this tradition."
Chinese netizen: "The little Japanese bully is talking nonsense. Japan has not apologized to China until now!"]
Everyone is confused, everyone is confused.
So what did little Japan do to future generations?
The ancestors' faces were heavy, and the girl in front of the screen asked, what evil deeds did Little Japan commit?
Why not destroy his country and destroy his family?
And give them a chance to speak?
[The picture changes, and the huge crowd is holding bright red flags.
A majestic male voice sounded: "When did we start resisting Japan?" ]]
"Resist Japan!"
The ancestors understood that this country with a little bit of popularity not only fought with China, but also severely violated China in later generations!
【画面继续,变化很快:[九一八事变1931年9月18][江桥抗战1931年11月4][哈尔滨保卫战1931.12.6-1932.2.6][一·二八事变1932.1.28-3.3][热河战役1933.2.21][长城抗战1933.3.5-5.25][绥远抗战1936][七七事变1937.7.7][江阴保卫战1937年][平津作战1937.7][南口战役1938.8.8][淞沪战役1937.8.13-11.12][平型关大捷1937.9.25][台儿庄战役1938.3.14][太原会战1937.9.13-11.8][南京保卫战1937.12.1-12.13][徐州会战1938.1月-5月][兰封会战1938.5月][武汉会战1938.6.11-10.27][广州战役1938.1月][南昌会战1939.3.7-5.9][随枣会战1939.5月][长沙会战1939.9月-1942.1月][五原战役1940.4月-5月][枣宜会战1940.5.15][百团大战1940.8.20-1941.1.24][豫南会战1941.1月][上高会战1941.3.14][中条山会战1941.5.7][大青山战役1942年][鄂西会战,常德战役1943年][中原会战1944.4.18][豫湘桂战役1944.4-12月][衡阳会战,常衡会战1944年][豫中会战1944.4-6月][桂柳会战1944.9月][清道战役,豫西鄂北会战,湘西会战1945年][重庆大轰炸1938.2月-1944.12月][第二次长沙会战1939.9月-1942.1月][缅甸滇西战役1943年-1945年][密支那战役1944.4.29月][日本宣布投降1945年8月15日]
[In the fourteen years of the Anti-Japanese War, 35 million soldiers and civilians died]
Everyone shouted in unison: "Long live China! Long live China!..."]
"!!!"
Thirty-five million!
What is this concept?
Ying Zheng clenched the hilt of his sword, and the number of dead was more than the total population of his Da Qin!
Little Japan, damn it! The country should be destroyed!
Even so, it doesn't explain his heartache and anger!
!
Then not a blade of grass will grow, not a scrap of armor will be left. Just like the ant hole mentioned before, pour boiling water and the egg yolks will scatter, completely turning it into a barren land!
The woman from the later generations of the light curtain, tell him, where are the ancestors of Japan? ! ! !
Liu Bang threw his wine glass in anger, more than 35 million people!
He had just over 10,000,000 people when he became emperor. He finally became a master. If you tell him now, in future generations, 35,000,000 people will die just to resist a small Japan!
tell him! Where is that damn Japan!
If you don’t beat the shit out of Japan’s ancestor, he won’t be called Liu Bang!
Liu Che was even more shocked. They couldn't believe that so many people had died!
It's equivalent to cutting off half of his country!
Huo Qubing and Wei Qing couldn't restrain their hands from drawing swords, and they would both die!
Li Shimin was about to stop breathing. Wouldn't it mean that his entire Tang Dynasty number would die, right?
Where is Japan? He wants to personally conquer and kill all the Japanese!
It's such a heinous act to deceive others!
Wu Zetian slammed the table angrily, "Damn the Japanese country, no matter how you change its name, you can't change the vileness, filth, and viciousness in their bones!"
How dare you deceive future generations to this extent!
She wants to do something to change history, and that is to kill all the short and evil Japanese!
The emperors were furious. How dare a small country dare to hurt their descendants like this!
Later I learned that the emperors of Japan all sent troops one after another, and they all wanted to conquer Japan personally!
Vow to destroy all living things on the island!
"It's all that damn Xu Fu's fault. He deceived Qin Shihuang and went to Japan to become the ancestor of Japan. Why didn't he die on the way!" Yu Nianzhi's angry words reached Ying Zheng, Liu Bang, Liu Che and others who could only In the ears of the emperor who was powerless to anger.
"Xu Fu!!!"
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