shock! Ancestor, watch the full-level human sand sculpture video!

The ancestors gradually relaxed their frowns and clapped their hands, "Okay!"

Frying them is always a pleasure.

[Nurse in 2020: "Hello, there is an epidemic now. Why are you running around?"

Me: "During the epidemic...how many times has this happened?"

Nurse: "Ah???" How many more times? 】

The common people raised their hands. They also knew this. As mentioned earlier, this epidemic has lasted on and off for three years.

There are health codes, travel codes, etc. that they don’t understand.

This kind of thing is really unacceptable. If they hear someone asking how many times this epidemic is, they will break down and pull the person down and give him a good beating. What are they going to say? Can you speak?

Can the epidemic be a joke? But...it is a fact that has to be admitted. The epidemic is recurring.

[Me: "Hey, old man, where are you?"

(Empress Ma has just passed away) Emperor Hongwu: "You call us? Old man? This is Ming Dynasty!"

Me: "Oh! Emperor Hongwu! You are amazing. What are you doing?"

Emperor Hongwu: "Have a funeral."

Me: "Oh, there is a funeral... So is your wife dead or your son dead now?"

Emperor Hongwu: "...Huh?" His son is also dead? 】

Barrage: [WWI Soldier: Why do you still want me to play in the S2 season!

Zhu Yuanzhang: I want your nine tribes! 】

Zhu Yuanzhang frowned and said, "Okay, if the guy who took the video really goes through it and talks like this, you will be gone. Do you know that?"

"Besides, it's hard for you to see me."

Also, he already knew about his son's early death, but... he didn't know about his sister yet...

Empress Ma received Zhu Yuanzhang's gaze and smiled, "Nothing, there will be a day."

Zhu Biao didn't say anything. He also looked at Queen Ma with a touch of sadness in his eyes.

Liu Che smiled and drank, "That Emperor Zhu of the Ming Dynasty looked quite pitiful. His wife and children are gone..."

Damn Your Majesty Piggy, what are you laughing at?

【Mobile Legend】

[“If I have a machine in my hand, I have the world; if I don’t have a machine in my hand, I have no soul.”]

People gradually raised question marks, "?"

Is it that exaggerated?

Although they also want to see it... But it's not like they have lost their souls.

[“The first thing I do when I open my eyes in the morning is to touch my phone. If I don’t find it in my usual place, I will sit up from the bed in an instant.”]

The common people pouted and said, "Is Zundu fake?"

They don't believe it.

Do you keep your phone next to your bed when you sleep? If you don't hold her to sleep, it's so rare.

[“When putting on clothes, you can take your time in other actions, but the action of pulling over your hair must be completed quickly, because I can’t stand the moment when my line of sight is blocked by clothes and I can’t see my phone.

When washing my face with facial cleanser, I always try not to touch it around my eyes, not because I want to protect the fragile skin around my eyes, but so that I can open my eyes and look at my phone. ”]

The ancestors don’t understand, is this thing really so good? People can't put it down anymore to describe their obsession with mobile phones.

["When I went to the toilet, I was already sitting on the toilet, but suddenly I realized that I didn't bring my mobile phone. I would rather put on my pants again and go out to get it than make do with the convenience now."]

When people’s brains receive information, “Is it really more important than having sex?”

After all, people have three urgent needs, but playing with mobile phones is obviously more urgent.

Can’t you pull it out without a mobile phone? Or is your mobile phone hindering your progress?

"When you enter the elevator, even if you know there is no signal in the elevator, you still have to take out your phone and scroll through it a few times, even if it means checking the time or admiring the home screen.

If you accidentally fall, the first thing you do when you get up is not to check whether you are injured, but to check whether your phone is safe.

When we were waiting in line at work during the morning rush hour, we all stood in the same posture, playing with our phones with our heads down, and moving forward slowly relying on the gravity of the earth. ”]

The ancestors held their foreheads, and it was amazing. The children of future generations will see that your mobile phone is equivalent to your soul.

is an integral part.

[“After a tiring day, it feels so good to lie in bed. No matter how tired I am, I don’t want to put down my phone. What I stay up for is not the night, but my short-term freedom.

When I suddenly wake up from my dream in the early morning, even if I am so sleepy that I am unconscious, I still have to stare at the dazzling screen and squint one eye to check the time. I must not ignore my mobile phone while I am awake.

Because you have many friends, but the mobile phone only has you as a confidant. It’s not that I can’t bear the lonely moment, but the companionship of a mobile phone is more cost-effective. ”]

The ancestors smiled and said, "You are really good at talking. I'll treat you to a big meal."

They thought about it and probably understood something. Life in the future seemed to progress very quickly. They were busy all day long and didn't know what they were doing. They just wanted to break a few taels of silver? Redeem your own life, who has never done it before, running for life.

Then again, they want it too! real!

The same goes for ordinary people. They don’t know whether to say something or not, but they also want it!

["In this regard, five-star General MacArthur said: A person's life span is about a hundred years, and the lifespan of a mobile phone is only 3-5 years. You have countless mobile phones in your life, but for a mobile phone, that is its life. So please Take more care of your mobile phone.】"

[Barrage [If you do this again, I’m going to call the police! ]

[The defense is broken. It is recommended to delete it [smile]

[No, where did you install the surveillance camera? ]】