shock! Ancestor, watch the full-level human sand sculpture video!

[Child: Aren’t we going to eat yet?

His dad: You bastard, your eighth uncle hasn’t served it yet! 】

In ancient times, the starling was called 鸲(qu) or 鸹(yu), and it was a bird that symbolized good luck.

The starlings are black and the parrots are colorful.

"Myna? Myna? Why is it called myna?"

"One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, brother, can't you?"

"It doesn't sound good. It's not as easy to talk to as myna."

The common people marveled, "Look, let's just say this bird is very smart! It can make money. Let's go find an injured myna next time and see if it can bring wealth."

"He can also commit robberies...what a powerful gossip, no, this couldn't be stolen, right?"

"This bird can bring good luck. I hope it can bring good luck to Xiaoguang (pseudonym) and save that broken family..."

"Oh, why did you mention it again? I just stopped crying..."

(Stop the ancient emotions for now. Generally, if you continue to watch videos in this situation, it will be an information cocoon room, all videos about this matter. Of course, I can’t write them all, so this matter will be here first, and the results will be reported to me. The ancestors saw it.

I have said something like this before, during the Huazhong Agricultural Incident. Do you still remember it? There is a follow-up, but it is not satisfactory. I don’t want to show it to the ancestors, they will be disappointed... (If you want to know, you can search it))

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【When I go to court】

[Judge: “Why are you suing the nanny again?”

Opposite party's lawyer: "You clean the toilet and make breakfast for you early in the morning. Do you still have any humanity?"]

The ancients were stunned again and again when they saw the word nanny, "Your nanny and mine seem to be different..."

In ancient times, there was a "nanny", which specifically refers to the concubines in ancient palaces or noble families who were responsible for raising children.

"In later generations, we will sweep floors and toilets for cooking... Isn't this a job for servants?"

"That's right, people are doing their jobs diligently, why do you still sue them? If they don't do well, you can ask them to leave."

The ancestors knew that this was not serious. They looked at the other half of the dark night sky and suddenly realized: "What time is it?"

They were so fascinated by it that they forgot the time...

Speaking of which, it is somewhat embarrassing that a generation of emperors is addicted to the Internet...

[Me: "I almost fainted when I washed my face in the bathroom."

Lawyer: "Didn't she just use some toilet cleaning liquid? Don't look for trouble."

Me: "It's 84 (disinfectant)."

lawyer:"……(???) "】

Under the light screen, everyone started their daily routine as the name suggests, "Toilet Cleaning Spirit, cleaning toilets is particularly effective! Right? Is that what you mean? How effective is it? Can it be sold?"

"Wouldn't it make the toilet cleaner if you mix it with disinfectant? Why are you still fainting?"

"Or...the two can't be mixed together? Are they mutually exclusive?"

"I feel like you've discovered the truth..."

[Lawyer: "Then I'll heat up some milk for you. Why are you scolding me?"

Me: "Heat it twice."

Lawyer: "...(°ー°〃)"]

People don’t understand why it’s not possible to heat milk?

"Hmm...it will burn your mouth! It's seconds! This is the answer!"

"Hot milk burns your mouth! The nanny is incompetent! Don't you know you can't drink hot milk directly? Fork it out!"

The person next to me was dumbfounded, "...You talk so rudely, are you the owner of the Yin Yang family?"

The family members echoed: “I heard it too.”

"Steamed buns cannot be swallowed directly, as they may choke to death..."

[Lawyer: "So what if I let you take the eggs in the microwave?"

Me: "In shell."

lawyer:"……(???;) "】

Knowledge blind spots, as the name suggests, the ancients could not figure out, "What does a microwave oven do? A stove? A stove that microwaves?"

"Put the eggs on the stove and they should be cooked..."

"As for the humanities of later generations, the stove will be as hot as the stove, and the stove will be slightly warm and wavy."

"What's wrong with the shell? Is it still stuck in your throat? Peel it yourself! You're used to it!"

[Lawyer: "Well, let's not mention it in advance in the morning. My client will pick you up in the evening and hold an umbrella for you personally. Don't you! Feel! Move!"

Me: "I was so moved, I almost got electrocuted."]

People are so innocent that they are naturally dumbfounded, "Why? Holding an umbrella violates the law of heaven? Is it a punishment from heaven?"

[Lawyer: "What? Are you standing on a telephone pole?"

I don't."

Lawyer: "Is there a socket on the umbrella?"

I do not have either."】

At this moment, everyone just wanted to say something to the lawyer, "What you say is harmful!"

She was standing on a telephone pole, so she was probably not trying to attract lightning into her body.

The ancestors were already thinking about where and under what circumstances umbrellas are not allowed to be held. After thinking about it, they found that they did not have the answer in their minds...

Vision limits thought. In other words: only what you don’t expect.

[Lawyer: "Then you still rely on my client?"

Judge: "Shengjing, I just held an umbrella for you normally, but you went too far..."

Me: “On the high-speed rail platform.”

Judge: "..." looked at the lawyer, "What did your client do before?"

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