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The common people finally understood, "From the perspective of children, no one in this family is a good person."

"No, he is so powerful, he has so many words."

"Awesome? I'll write an article for you if I'm so awesome."

"...It can't be done." He couldn't bear it!

Some people were also memorizing the lyrics, and they suddenly realized that such weird and yang-yang curses were not impossible.

[Dad continued reading: "Although our whole family has our own secrets, intrigues, intrigues, and hidden knives behind our smiles, we always have the same odor, work together, and live in a nest of snakes and rats... Oh my."

Son: (ΦwΦ)

Dad read: "Although they go their separate ways every morning, at night, they will return one after another to this dilapidated, impoverished home with four walls. It really fits the old saying, a family is not a family. Enter a house.”

[Precise wording]]

The scholar's face couldn't hold back, and he was laughing to his ears, "What a filial son! Even more filial than that full-level brother!"

"In the words of later generations, they are two crouching dragon and phoenix chicks, one more beautiful than the other."

"Lu Luxue used it correctly this time. It's not easy to use the right word."

Comment area [Beiyuan madman Yongle Emperor: ["It can be seen that he blames himself" ]

DingTalk: [I really gave you all the useful words. Although, he cursed quite dirtyly...]

Little Lingdang: [Aren’t those born in 10’s only 4 years old? ? ?

Reply: Discharged! Get out of the hospital!

Reply: Is mathematics taught by a physical education teacher? ]

aa Xiaosusu: [Filial piety leads to strength, "Yi" Da (easy to beat)

Reply: What do you mean? My name is Li Yida! ]

The ancestors agreed: "The scolding was indeed very dirty. Why didn't his father give him a slap in the face as a reward?"

"That DingTalk netizen who has a cranial disease, the physical education teacher who taught you math even fainted in the toilet because of crying."

The common people were almost led astray, "Isn't the youngest born in the 10s only 13 or 4 years old?"

"He's talking about people born in their 20s, maybe... The oldest one born in their 20s is only four years old."

"It's really easy to fight, Xiaochu is strong..."

["Strange Stories about Rules" in the Four Provinces of Mountains and Rivers]

Everyone asked questions: "Which four provinces?"

[“The strange rules of the Four Provinces of Mountain and River will only deduct points, not life, otherwise I will definitely not survive the first night.

[In high school, I went to the toilet with the dean of students. Because I peeed less, I was given a demerit. The reason was that I didn’t have a strong desire to go to the toilet. ]”]

Everyone: "???"

Do you still have to worry about this?

"[One time I went to the toilet at night to take a dump and was wiping my butt, but I tore the paper on my hands. The teacher happened to check the toilet and wrote me down for staying up late at night and playing with feces in the toilet.]

[I have a friend who... was given a demerit for cheating by fortune-telling during the exam because he made that "This is easy, very ordinary, really ordinary" gesture. ]

Isn’t it my own experience? ”]

Everyone was stunned: "??!!"

Playing with shit in the bathroom in the middle of the night...the teacher must have remembered it on purpose!

And that gesture is obviously for fun, more like venting emotions. How come you do it like this? Don't be too outrageous!

["[When I was in high school, I drank water from a tea cup. When it was a little hot, I took a sip. When I reported the results, I said: I was drinking tea in class and I was so drunk.]

Some netizens said, "My roommate is from Hengshui and was once charged with attempted speech."

Reply: I also got a demerit because I puckered my lips. ]

Also [I came out to get a towel after taking a shower and was recorded walking with my butt naked. ]

How could there be such an outrageous reason for a demerit... Hahaha..."]

The ancestors frowned, they couldn't understand what it meant to speak unsuccessfully.

Words left unsaid? So what do you remember?

No, this is too outrageous. Which four provinces are they from? It's not okay to come out and say something.

The common people giggled, "Hahahaha..."

Comment area [It’s impossible that even this has been used: [The high school male sports student was born with yellowish hair, and was accused of dyeing his hair. The monitor testified that his armpit hair was yellow, and after showing it, he added a handful of armpit hair and dyed it. ]

I was embarrassed but didn’t want to turn over: [Putting my head on my hands, the teacher pulled me out to show off my biceps. ]

Whale Luo: [Staying up late at night, shining that big flashlight into my eyes, waking me up, saying I wouldn’t sleep at night. ]

The uncool name makes me feel weak: [I was sleeping in the dormitory. He suspected that I was pretending to be asleep, so he shook me awake and asked me to stand outside. ]

Whisk in the Taoist Temple: [I snore too loudly at night. The teacher from the inspection team wrote me down for making too much noise at night and reported it to the whole school. ]

The first poppy: [Apply medicine to your feet in the dormitory and remember me to do a pedicure. The classmate was recorded as violating discipline three times: raising his head, turning his head, and lowering his head. ]

Feng Hao: [My roommate wanted to drink water after the lights were turned off, but accidentally broke the glass. He tried to pick up the broken glass, but ended up pricking his foot. The dormitory manager said he performed a great dance after turning off the lights, and the whole school reported it. ]

Ye Shangli: [A boy and a girl were fighting in the playground. Because there was a one-second shot of me in the video, they said I was covering up their relationship and asked me to go home and reflect. ]

It’s really hard to choose a name: [I went to the bathroom at night and couldn’t find my shoes. I stretched my feet and groped around. The dormitory gave me a ballet dance in the middle of the night. ]

Good luck: [There is a smell of urine in the toilet, which is against the rules! Why, it has to be scented. ]

Sweet Dreams Come True: [It’s extremely hot in summer, so I wiped my sweat and was laughed at…

Reply: My high school classmate took off his socks in the dormitory and made a note to play with his feet. ]

Sleepy: [What are the four provinces of Shanhe?

Reply: Shandong, Shanxi, Henan, Hebei. ]

Bianhua: [No, is it true or false? Am I the only one who feels so chilled? [crying loudly]

Reply: You will know by reading the comment section. At this time, do not refute. Otherwise, it will be an additional penalty for contradicting the teacher! ]

The stars doze off: [When you enter the class, you will be quiet, and when you sit down, you will learn. ]