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Chapter 3 Those are not bandits, those are death squads!

Just as each dynasty was guessing what life would be like in the future, as a burst of cheerful music sounded, the light curtain lit up!

The top and bottom of the light curtain are purple, and the middle is empty. There is also a line of words on it: [Why is there no one to rob the 800-mile express?]

The sudden flash of the scene shocked the ancients, but they had already accepted the existence of the light curtain, and became curious. Although they knew the importance of the eight hundred miles of expediting, they still wanted to hear what the light curtain had to say.

[Appearing in the middle is an official carrying a yellow baggage and riding a red-brown horse, galloping on the road. 】

Those in power in each dynasty couldn't help but wonder, is this the official job of later generations?

It seems to be no different from their official duties.

Moreover, even if you rush for eight hundred miles, you dare to rob, I am afraid that the nine tribes are living too peacefully!

Do you still need to ask this question?

[A brisk female voice sounded: Question: In ancient times, there was only one person and one horse on the eight-hundred-mile express, so why was no one ever robbed him? 】

Ancient?

Why is it said to be ancient?

Thinking that this is the light curtain thousands of years later, the ancestors instantly realized it!

The ancients were actually themselves!

[Answer from a netizen: I have registered at this station, but I haven’t arrived at the next station yet. The eggs between the two stations have to be shaken to loose their yellow color!

Ant holes need to be watered!

Every dog ​​that passes by gets slapped twice! 】

The common people were stunned. Are the consequences so serious?

It sounds like they are going to kill everyone and leave no one behind!

The dog is so pitiful! Just walking by would get you slapped.

And why should we shake the eggs? What grudges are there?

Although they don't know what ants are, their names should all be ants.

no? Even the ant holes are not spared!

Ancestors: "......"

It's not that serious...

right?

And they don’t have that much free time. They send people to shake eggs, water ant holes, and slap dogs?

It simply undermines their imperial majesty!

The light curtain continues:

[In ancient times, those who went to rob eight hundred miles in a hurry, even orphans, could find their parents and nine tribes! 】

The people were all shocked, so powerful...

Oh no, it’s serious!

Ancestors: "......"

They don't know they are so powerful...

Ying Zheng: He has built a post road. There should be no robber who is so ignorant as to hit the knife edge!

It is understandable that the Nine Clans are seriously punished, but as for the Nine Clans who find orphans...

Forgive him for being powerless!

The light screen changed [a man holding a big knife appeared, a pair of big rolling eyes suddenly appeared on his small face, and his big mouth turned downwards silently. The 'three organs' have grown outside the face! 】

This inhuman scene frightened the people so much that they almost ran away.

"Is this a human? Why are the eyes so big?"

"Or do you mean that all future generations will look like this?"

An old man with a dazed expression looked at the light screen and said to himself: "I see that young man's bones are amazing. He is born to be the best among people. Look at those big eyes and that big mouth. They are very strange..."

A woman saw this, pulled her child away from him, and warned: "Don't get close to him, do you hear me? That old man is the best at deceiving people."

The child nodded blankly.

The ancestors who have experienced hundreds of battles and have seen a lot are shocked to see such a person grow up for the first time.

There were even delicate little princesses and princes who were so frightened that they cried.

[The man rolled his eyes several times and started to complain. It could be heard that he was speechless:

Not a buddy?

We are seeking money, not in a hurry to get into the coffin!

Do you think I am after his clothes and his documents, or am I after his whole family to kill all the nine clans?

Should I rob him of his horse and his person, or should I rob him of his graves that are spread over ten miles around?

Let's put it this way, we accidentally stopped eight hundred miles to rush in the morning, and in the afternoon we were surrounded and killed by the army!

Parents who have been separated for decades can recognize each other on the guillotine!

...I'm convinced too! 】

The ancestors nodded. It turned out that this man was a robber. Although this man looked strange, I have to say that what he said was very vivid!

This is indeed the case!

The common people listened to the man's complaints, although they were funny and rhymed, but! Facing such a face, they really couldn't laugh.

So I can only...

Lower your head and laugh!

Then they heard the sound of "goose, goose, goose...", which kept calling more and more urgently.

Whose goose crows?

[...I was laughing so hard, those are not bandits, they are death squads! It’s also absolutely amazing, goose goose...]

While laughing wildly, a female voice did not forget to tease.

Ancestors: "......"

It turns out it’s not a goose!

This woman’s smile is too exaggerated!

But Suicide Squad? It can also be described like this!

?

Who is this female voice speaking?

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