shock! Ancestor, watch the full-level human sand sculpture video!

[Princes, generals and prime ministers, would you rather have the seed?

Translation: The prince asked the general, "Do you have the seed?" 】

Princes, generals and ministers: "..."

I was really traumatized!

The princes said that they did not ask, they really did not ask, this was just said by the person with a cranial disease on the light curtain!

The generals and ministers were furious, who has lost his seed?

Liu Bang laughed rudely. How could he understand this?

If Chen Sheng heard this, he would be angry!

Chen Sheng from another time and space said that he was already angry, thank you for mentioning him!

Chen Sheng couldn’t understand!

How could such inspiring and indignant words be interpreted like this...

He fell into deep thought and even had self-doubt.

System 00: Don’t fight internally, don’t fight internally, it’s the stupid translations of later generations!

[Those who eat horses don’t know that they can travel thousands of miles and eat.

Translation: The person who ate the horse didn’t know it was a thousand-mile horse, so he ate it. 】

Han Yu was also blown out, "?"

Sounds so familiar...

Not sure, take another look!

Common people: Is horse meat delicious?

I wonder if the meat of Chollima is more delicious, suck it~

Literary people from all dynasties sighed one after another, wondering if they felt sad for this thousand-mile horse...

[The general Xiang Chong has a kind and gentle temperament.

Translation: The general has always been favored and has a gentle and virtuous temperament. 】

Xiang Chong: "!"

Thinking that he has been guarding the capital for many years, he is afraid that his reputation will not be preserved!

His name is Xiang Chong, that’s his name! name! name!

Say the important thing three times!

Zhuge Liang's smile froze on his face. It was definitely not something wrong with what he wrote, absolutely not!

Even Xiang Chong's subordinates were stunned. The soldiers looked at him and looked at him, their big clear eyes blinking.

Are you talking about the general?

Everyone who eats melon: "Wow~"

It seems that the general is not only powerful and capable of killing enemies on the battlefield, but he is also kind-hearted and can be gentle~

Xiang Chong, Zhuge Liang: Spreading rumors, this is spreading rumors!

Emperors: "......"

As long as you don't take them with you, the rest is optional!

[Fight with a long spoon: Fight with a long spoon. 】

Cao GUI: "?"

Is this sentence difficult to understand?

???

Is it difficult for future generations to tell them?

Soldiers from all dynasties: "......"

Take a spoon and cook for the enemy?

Or do they prepare their own spoons to kill the enemy?

I advise you not to be too outrageous!

The emperors thought about it for a moment, and saw that millions of troops were pressing down on the territory, like a fierce tiger coming out of the mountain, with a fierce momentum, as if it wanted to tear its prey into pieces!

As soon as the scene turned, the soldiers raised the long iron objects in their hands and knocked them on the enemy's head, shouting: "I'll knock you to death! I'll knock you to death!"

Well...

[The deceased is like a man who never gives up day and night.

Translation: Like my dead husband, I don’t know whether he died during the day or at night. 】

After listening to this series of top-notch translations, Confucius felt as if his heart had calmed down, without any disturbance at all.

Very good, great understanding!

Common people: What a funny husband, so pitiful... No!

What a poor husband, so funny!

Scholars from all dynasties: “We_don’t_believe_it!”

Confucius was an elegant and polite man of culture. Look what you have translated it into for others.

[Xiang Bo kills people, but I live them.

Translation: Xiang Bo killed someone, and I resurrected him. 】

Now the educated and uncultured became silent.

resurrection? Do you think you are a god?

Xiang Bo: "......"

If he hadn't been there, he would have believed it!

Zhang Liang: "?"

Why didn't he know that he was so powerful that he could resurrect people?

It was he who saved Xiang Bo and preserved Xiang Bo's life, not resurrecting the dead man!

Don't talk nonsense!

What if someone believed it and brought dead people to him and asked him to resurrect them?

Common people: "!!!"

really?

???

Ancestors: "!!!"

really?

[The rivers and lakes are so different from each other that its origin cannot be known.

Translation: There are two dogs fighting on the shore. I don’t know why. 】

Everyone was speechless: "Ask the dog!"

Liu Zongyuan: "What kind of dog fight?"

His beauty!

Don't listen, don't listen, the bastard chants sutras...

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"So talented!" Yu Nianzhi came over smiling the whole time, Emma's face hurt.

Everyone under the light curtain affirmed, "You are indeed talented!"

However, people who have been traumatized don’t think so. They hate future generations who have no sense of boundaries the most!

snort!

"Sleep, sleep!" Yu Nianzhi threw the milk tea bottle into the trash can and went to wash up.

The mobile phone left on the bed kept playing the classical Chinese translation video that had broken the defenses of many ancient bosses.

Keep breaking defenses!

Then, you will be mentally strong!

It wasn't until the light curtain went out and only the golden edge was still hanging in the air that everyone remembered that the girl behind the light curtain had gone to sleep.

go to bed?

What time is it now?

The people went back to sleep one after another. In their eyes, the light curtain was just some fun in a poor life.

The emperors will be busy, such as Ying Zheng and Yang Jian who have already learned that the second generation of the country has died, and the Qing emperor who has learned that the thousand-year monarchy finally loves Xinjieluo.

There are also plans to send troops to arrest Xu Fu, those who will arrest Xu Fu, and those who will destroy Little Japan. They are very busy.

And Yu Nianzhi...had already met Duke Zhou in her dream...

System 00 looked at the emperors having a night meeting with their ministers, and then at Yu Nianzhi who slept like a dead pig. People are always different...