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Chapter 33 Zundu is fake? China is a bug!
Everyone: "!!!"
Want to get rich and go to Fuke?
What is that place? Can become rich!
Are future generations so powerful? There are special places to get rich!
They also want to go...
Ancestors: I don’t believe it!
What nonsense?
["Doctor, I have a stomachache."
The doctor put down his pen, put his hand on the patient's stomach, and asked, "How does it feel?"
"Someone was touching my belly."
The doctor smiled slightly: "Are your parents here?"
"coming."
The doctor tore off the paper neatly: "Inform them to have another one. Next one!"]
This is to the extent that even ordinary people would shake their heads after hearing this, let alone the medical tycoons from various dynasties.
What does it mean someone is touching your belly?
???
Why should his parents have another child?
Ancestors: "......"
It's so stupid, I suggest you just bury it!
Then make another one...
["Doctor, I'm going to die."
The doctor tore the paper: "Next!"
"ah?"】
Everyone: "Huh?"
Um...
If you're going to die, you don't have to read anymore!
That's right, that's right.
Medical big shots: “…………”
They seem to be... playing!
["Doctor, what should I do if my hands and feet are cold?"
The doctor tore up the paper: "Diagnosed with uterine cold, next one!"
The male patient looked confused: "Gong Han?"]
Everyone: "???"
man! Gong Han!
This doctor is so outrageous...
Medical leaders from various dynasties who briefly appeared: "..."
Go away, don't play with fools!
The ancestors and the ministers looked at each other and were speechless for a moment.
How did this person manage to talk nonsense seriously? Actually...
In this state, you can learn from it!
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"Goose goose...laugh to death..." Yu Nianzhi couldn't help laughing. This guy was not only good-looking, but also talented. How did he manage not to laugh?
[Zun Du Fake Du? 】
"Huh?" Yu Nianzhi was confused for a moment. What did he do? The four big characters in the title are "Zun Du Fake Du".
People under the light curtain don't even understand, what is Zundu and fake Dudu?
"Zun Du Fake Du?"
It's a bit convoluted, and... why is your mouth pouting when you say this sentence?
???
[A brisk male voice sounded: "Are you pretending to be too loud? Our country is a bug!"]
Everyone: "Brother Ba?"
What for?
As soon as the ancestors heard that information about the country appeared, they immediately ordered the ministers to concentrate on recording in small notebooks.
Haha, finally let them wait again!
"When I opened the history textbook, I discovered that during the Han Dynasty, we defeated a group of people called the Xiongnu. As a result, the Xiongnu king took the remnants and bloodbathed the entire Europe. 】
"Oh~oh~good guy! I just call him good guy!" Yu Nianzhi's mood at this moment has been expressed vividly in words.
Everyone: "?"
Why did the girl on the light screen suddenly beep twice while she was talking?
Liu Bang shouted: "Cai!"
It was because of his great strength that he beat the Huns away!
I wonder which of his descendants it is?
On Liu Che's side, Wei Qing, Huo Qubing and others were overjoyed. It looked like the Huns had been beaten away!
Where is this Europe that was bloodbathed by the Huns or the remnants of it?
Western Region?
"Later during the Tang Dynasty, we drove the Turks to flee everywhere. Who would have imagined that within a few years, they became kings in Europe. It is said that the current Turkey is the descendant of the Turks. 】
Li Shimin nodded with satisfaction. The Eastern Turks had been eliminated by him, and the Western Turks were not as powerful as before. It seemed that his descendants did not let him down.
But, he actually went elsewhere to occupy the mountain and become the king?
Is the region called Europe so weak?
["Not to mention the Rouran people, who couldn't even defeat the Turks. They had just been destroyed here, but they turned around and led 20,000 remaining soldiers to defeat, beating all the major empires in Europe again."]
Ancestors: "......"
So it means that their defeated generals will dominate Europe?
Is that Europe the Western Region?
Do you want to fight? I feel like the country is a bit small...
["How do you say that? Five thousand years ago, we fought with the ancient Egyptians against floods. Four thousand years ago, we played with bronzes like the ancient Babylonians. Three thousand years ago, we discussed philosophy face to face with the ancient Greeks. . Two thousand years ago, we were conquering everywhere like the Romans. A thousand years ago, we were just as rich as the Arabs."]
The ancestors were silent. Five thousand years of history. Those who have never heard of it are people from different periods like them. Dynasties have changed, emperors have changed...
["Now we have a showdown with the beautiful country. For five thousand years, we have been sitting on the mahjong table in the world, while other companies have been changing their names. If I have to use one word to describe China's role in the history of world wars Status, that’s loneliness!”
[How lonely it is to be invincible]]
Ancestors: Is the beautiful country the eagle sauce?
Indeed, China's status in later generations is indeed firmly established in the world...Mahjong table?
Looking at the picture in the light curtain, there are patterned squares and a square table that can seat four people. They have always been sitting in the center, standing like a rock.
Now that they have become the hegemon, the emperors have a lot of thoughts for a while...
"Really? From now on, I will walk sideways when I go out! All of them were defeated by the ancestors, huh!" Yu Nianzhi wiped his nose, bursting with pride. Come on, it’s really awesome to have such powerful ancestors!
Uh... get rid of some bad luck.
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