shock! Ancestor, watch the full-level human sand sculpture video!

["The water dispenser is actually a water dispenser, and we are the water dispenser; sashimi is actually a dead fish slice, and waiting for a red light is actually waiting for a green light; two words are actually three words; fighting a fire is actually putting out a fire; basking in the sun is actually Being exposed to the sun..., so this world is the opposite!"]

Everyone: "..."

I don’t understand the previous ones!

It is true that two words are three words. You still need to say it. You need to say these?

Is the world the other way around? It looks like the real thing!

I thought it was something they didn’t understand!

Ancestors: Okay, they already know that you have a mouth, stand down.

["Then she/he says she hates you, but actually likes you!"]

"!!!"

Common people: Why did it suddenly come to the subject of whether you like it or not?

And what kind of fallacy is this?

The ancestors were even more insightful: This is called self-deception!

If you like this, just pretend they didn't say it.

"That last bit almost caused my cerebellum to shrink. I'm going to die for my love brain~" Yu Nianzhi gritted his teeth and said angrily.

The ancestors are speechless, how come the cerebellum shrinks so easily? It’s not okay to be so fragile!

[Those ridiculous things in those years]

The ancients said that it was normal to be confused and confused. They didn’t know what Sha Diao meant!

[Reporter: "Auntie, how did the sandstorm affect you?"

Auntie: "The impact is huge. You should see it clearly first. I am your uncle."]

"Hahaha..." This time the laughter comes from different dynasties, intertwined with Yu Nianzhi's laughter.

There is an inexplicable sense of wonder that touches the soul. It is the collision and cultural intersection between ancient and modern times and the modern world that spans thousands of years and several parallel times and spaces.

"I am your uncle!" A middle-aged man crouched happily, learning the lesson vividly.

A funny little boy with an iron head followed suit and stood in front of the man, holding his head high and saying, "You see clearly, I am your uncle!"

"Hey, you little kid..." The man stopped putting his hands on his hips and started to teach the kid a lesson as soon as he stroked his sleeves.

The child has sharp eyes and quick hands. As soon as he notices something is wrong, he suddenly runs away and disappears.

"Young Ergou boy, if you can run away but the monk can't run away from the temple, it's up to you to see if I beat you or not!" The man angrily shouted in the direction of the child.

[The little girl imitated the TV and asked: "Dad, where are we going?" The father ignored him and the mother smiled.

The little girl turned around and asked, "Mombi, why are you laughing?"

The mother stopped laughing, and the woman next to her laughed.

The little girl asked again: "Sister-in-law, why are you laughing?"]

"Goose, goose, goose..." Yu Nianzhi covered her mouth and laughed immorally. The little girl finished her review without saying a word to every question.

Everyone: "......"

Light Curtain Woman, what are you laughing at?

They don’t understand. Can you tell me what it means?

It is better to have fun alone than to have fun together, let them have fun together!

Ancestors: They have a hunch, it’s definitely not something serious!

They could clearly hear the obscene laughter!

[I am a junior high school student. When I went to school, I secretly hid in the toilet with a brother to smoke. When I heard someone coming outside, my brother took a long puff and threw away the cigarette.

The dean came in: "What are you doing?"

I panicked, turned to look at my brother, and saw a lot of white smoke coming from his nostrils, and then said: "I'm angry."]

"Goose goose..." It was Yu Nian's immoral goose laugh again. It was over, and there was a picture in his mind.

The boy had a stern face, and white mist rushed out of his nostrils. Just when he opened his mouth to speak, smoke began to come out of his mouth, and he said seriously: "I'm angry!"

It's quite cute, but it doesn't affect her smile, goose goose...

Ancient people who had never seen smoke said, what can make the nose spray white smoke?

Isn't this thing poisonous?

However, it should be quite funny to think about that scene. You were caught secretly and you were still angry, so angry that smoke came out of your nostrils?

The ancients who knew about cigarettes frowned and threw it away? Just throw away the cigarette?

Aren't you afraid that this thing will be broken?

The ancestors caught the difference again, junior high school students!

Crispy college students, stubborn elementary school students, unfair high school students, and junior high school students also need to have adjectives!

What's it called? Gotta think about it...

There are still many stages of schooling in this future life, is there still one?

[One roommate in the university dormitory couldn't sleep and lit a cigarette. Another roommate who was short-sighted woke up in the morning and said: "I saw you grinding your teeth last night and making sparks."]

"Goose goose goose..." Everyone laughed and screamed. No one could stand the sparks produced by grinding teeth.

It's a joke that my eyes can't work well.

[Child: "Dad, why is my brother called Jiefang?"

Dad: "We have a tradition in our family that as soon as a child is born, he will be called whatever he sees when he goes out. After your brother was born and he saw a Liberation Truck when he went out, your sister would call her Bai Xue when it snows when she goes out. Do you know what shit?" 】

"Hahaha..."

The common people were laughing so hard that they were beating their chests, this kid was called shit!

Their names are not so casual.

"Goose goose... so down-to-earth!" Yu Nianzhi couldn't help but complain, calling him shit is too outrageous!

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