shock! Ancestor, watch the full-level human sand sculpture video!

Yu Nianzhi was frightened by these living kings of hell. Each one had more ideas than the last, so awesome!

[Outrageous version of Sun Wukong]

Wu Chengen: "..."

Well, I can’t live with his Journey to the West.

[The man in black walks carelessly, shaking his head every step of the way. The woman in green clothes acted as the narrator: "It is said that Sun Wukong was walking on the road and met a beautiful girl. This girl was a white-bone spirit."

The man in black's expression changed, he stuck his neck, and said sternly: "Tai, you monster!"

Narrator: "But he fell in love with the Bone Demon."

The man in black immediately put his hand on the wall, banged it against the lamp, and said in a low voice: "Little goblin~"]

Everyone was shocked by the little goblin's shout. They suddenly felt cold and got goosebumps.

"Oh~ Little Fairy~" There is a child who has learned it well. His voice is low and hoarse, and his voice is almost bubbly. It must be said that he has the potential to be the boss of novels.

"Stop learning!" The little kid was forced to cover his mouth by his mother, interrupting the spell. The woman frowned, and her hair would explode if she continued to learn.

Some ancestors who were drinking water were choked as expected: "Cough cough cough..."

The speed of changing faces was so fast that they almost choked Guixi when they took a sip of water. From now on, they must not drink water after seeing the light curtain. It is not good for their health.

[Narrator: "Heaven knew about it and locked him in the alchemy furnace."

The man immediately knelt on the ground and kept scratching behind his ears, "Old man, you have the guts to burn me to death!"

Narrator: "Suddenly I discovered that Lao Jun is handsome."

The man smiled evilly and said in a low voice: "Old man, you are playing with fire~"]

Ancient people: "Oh!"

They seem to be going to waste, what kind of goosebumps statement is this!

Not only were goosebumps felt, but the hair on the hair was standing on end. Some people covered their ears and refused to listen. Some people covered their eyes and refused to see or see...

Some people were amused by this funny performance, and their expressions and emotions were on point. This is what they should laugh about.

Wu Chengen was already numb: "Yes, very good."

[A young man saves money to marry a wife]

[The little boy put money into the piggy bank, and his mother asked: "What will you do when you grow up?"

While saving money, the little boy answered seriously: "When you grow up... find a girl."

Mom: "What are you doing?"

The little boy answered seriously again: "Looking for girls."]

Common people: "!"

Oh, this kid is great. He has known how to save money to get a wife since he was a child. He looks like a child who makes people worry-free.

Then he looked down at his giggling little kid who only played in the mud. Hmm... His hands were itchy and he wanted to smoke something.

[Mom: "Who did you learn this from? Tell me again, what will you do when you grow up after saving money?"

Little boy: "Save money. When you grow up, you can buy things, buy fruits, uh... find girls."

[Goals have been clear since childhood]]

The old Liu family couldn't help laughing. This child really has a future. He knows how to find women at such a young age, and he doesn't know who he learned it from.

The scholars were stunned for a moment. No, they seemed to have been struck suddenly. Even children know how to save money so persistently to marry a wife. They seemed to be still wandering back and forth between making progress and marrying a wife...

[Crazy literary mental state belike]

Everyone: "Going crazy?"

They know that there will be many weird things in later generations, so is going crazy just one of the weird things?

I can’t understand what “belike” means at the end, it’s just not a good idea anyway!

[Live if you can, and explode if you can't. 】

The common people were stunned. Good guy, if you can't survive, it will explode. You can't explode yourself.

[I am mentally ill. You can bark any way you want when I’m crazy.

If you ignore me, just go away. Who will care about you?

All the people who hate me are squeezed into juice and thrown into the sea.

I can do whatever I want, and I will never stop being trapped by love.

I love my good friends very much and don't need those false relationships.

I am living for myself in this life. 】

The people under the light curtain were hit by this verbal output, and their heads were buzzing.

Why is the light curtain beeping all the time? I can’t read the sentences smoothly as I talk about it. I always feel like something is missing...

System 00’s smiling face: “Dear, the sound has been silenced here for you. It’s not recommended to listen to this~”

In fact, System 00 has already cursed in his heart, "Yu, why are you so crazy at night?"

Doctors have already covered their ears. People with cranial diseases in this situation can just vent their anger and feel much better.

The ancestors were speechless again, and began to doubt whether it was the right decision to convene ministers to stay up late and hold night meetings every night.

"It doesn't matter, as long as I don't die, everything can be reopened!" Yu Nianzhi also said a few words casually, and the people under the light curtain heard it, and suddenly beeped beeping while talking...

【Must have all the fun】(To be happy in life, you must have all the fun, a love song is a dilemma...)

[Listen to it again with great pleasure. I respect our first acquaintance and our final parting.

Fate is inherently thin and indifferent, so I am extremely grateful for meeting each other.

If there are gardenias in my heart, how can three thousand pear blossoms enter my heart?

If you have an unrequited love for gardenias, how can there be three thousand trees in the garden?

Of the three thousand pear trees in the garden, only one has entered my heart.

The fallen leaves outside the ancient pavilion are yellow, just because you and I don't know each other. 】