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[As Jia Xu was the number one poisoner in the Three Kingdoms, why didn’t Cao Cao adopt his strategy? 】

Jia Xu shook his head and was called the number one poisoner by later generations!

Is he too cruel? It shouldn’t be, his strategies are all very good, leaving no threat at all!

Cao Cao's eyes fell on Jia Xu, the most poisonous warrior in the Three Kingdoms?

Could it be because people are vicious?

When the emperors of Qin and Han heard this, there was another one they had never heard of. Since it was known to future generations, his ability must be extraordinary, so he had to write it down.

The ministers have received the order, and their pens are ready to go...

[1. Jia Xu: I have a plan.

Cao Cao: There is no need to be so cruel.

2. Jia Xu: I have a plan.

Cao Cao: Don't hurt innocent people.

Jia Xu: That’s gone...

3. Zhuge Liang: Let me use a little trick to make the opponent surrender voluntarily.

Jia Xu: Look at my little plan to destroy the other side's family. 】

Zhuge Liang: "......"

There is no need to mention him, don’t compare, don’t compare!

[4. Jia Xu: I have a plan that will make my lord famous throughout the ages.

Cao Cao: Good reputation or notoriety?

Jia Xu: Don’t worry about it.

5. Jia Xu: I have a plan.

Cao Cao: Don’t harm Tianhe.

Jia Xu: As long as it doesn’t hurt Wen He.

Cao Cao: Who is Wen He?

Jia Xu: Me!

6. Jia Xu: I have a plan.

Cao Cao: You have a plan. 】

Everyone: "......"

Does this mean that this person's idea is so vicious that even his lord would not dare to use it easily?

And what is Ji...Ba? Something's wrong with you!

[7. Cao Cao: The battle ahead is tense. Is there any good strategy for Wen He?

Jia Xu: Put the diseased corpses into catapults and throw them into the enemy's camp (morality-9999 reputation-9999)

Cao Cao: Wen He, I don’t think the matter is serious enough yet. 】

[Barrage: It’s useless to keep it. If you throw it away, you will suffer the same consequences. 】

Jia Xu: "Cough cough cough..."

He's not that poisonous, right...

Ancestors: "!"

He is worthy of being the number one poisoner. He is indeed quite poisonous. Plague

This thing can't be used like this!

If we really run into the enemy's camp, there will be endless trouble!

The light curtain slides [A brothel, a fat man asked: "Is there a new girl?"

Madam: "I knew you were coming, so I had already prepared."

One of the five women was selected, and the man stepped forward: "Tonight's luck is going to befall you. Although I only have one stick of incense, which is not enough for me to perform, but let's hurry up."

After finishing speaking, the man lifted up the woman's veil, revealing a vulgar look with a beard. It was obvious that he was pretending to be a woman, and he smiled coyly, "Oh, hum..."

The man was so frightened that he let out a sharp roar: "Uh-huh..."

[Blinding my titanium alloy dog’s eyes]]

"Oh haha..." Yu Nianzhi was also shocked by the ring of beards and Hu Lei. How did this man get in and be selected?

Everyone once again looked at the face of the old man on the subway: "Yeah~"

Scary!

Some sluts squirted out their tea and tried to trick people. In this situation, they should be left alone and the shit would not be beaten out by them!

The ancestors immediately closed their eyes, ah, they didn't see it.

[The man found another woman, went up to her and lifted her veil, emphasizing: "I have a shadow."

There was indeed a woman under the veil, and her appearance was beautiful. The man was so happy that he looked up to the sky and laughed. He walked to the side and raised the big cauldron as high as a person to show off his ability.

Then he carried the woman into the room, and the woman said: "Master, don't be anxious."

The man put the person on the bed and took off his hat, "Hurry up, I have to go back to sleep for health, come on."

As soon as he finished speaking, several men broke into the room, pointing to the pimples on their faces and accusing the woman: "It's her, this bitch, who caused us to get Hualiu disease. Pay for it, pay for it..."

The fat man was confused for a moment and didn't know where to put his hands. He looked at the men and then at the woman on the bed.

[Why is it so difficult to find a girl? ]]

The prodigal disciples did not squirt the tea this time, but were choked directly, "Cough cough cough..."

This is not as good as the man just now.

[The fat man backed away in fright. The man pointed at his face and shouted: "Look at how miserable I am, how miserable I am!"

The fat man's eyes widened, he shook his head in fear, and his mouth was trembling.

Woman: "Go away, don't affect my business, sir, let's continue, sir..."

The fat man's hands began to swing, and he made a sharp popping sound... He made a frightened voice: "Ah! Dirty, so dirty!"

The fat man pinched the tip of his hat and raised his orchid fingers. His face was horrified and he screamed again, with a sharp voice: "Ahhhhhhh!"

[Direct magic castration]]

"Goose goose... Big brother's lifelong shadow." Yu Nianzhi really laughed at the big brother's clipping sound. It was so awesome that he almost changed his gender.

Common people: "Goose goose..."

Some emperors: "Goose goose..."

Even the usually serious emperor couldn't help laughing.

Can this kind of sound really be made by a man?

The light curtain slides [My underground palace was dug up, it was zombies, this makes me very angry! 】

The common people were shocked, why is it a zombie again!

However, your underground palace was dug up, how did you know?

Hmm...so are you a ghost? !

[I spoke: [Zombies from the West dare to roam around in the East. Are you deceiving me that there are no zombies in China? ]

Zombies: [No one is allowed to become a spirit after the founding of the People's Republic of China. ]

I retorted: "Monsters become spirits, what does it have to do with us zombies?" ]

Zombies:[? ! ]

...

The evil spirit was overwhelming, and the four great zombie ancestors stood in front of tens of thousands of people and beheaded the seven zombie kings.

[Don’t you know that we are covering this area? ]】