shock! Ancestor, watch the full-level human sand sculpture video!

Cao Cao was speechless: "......"

Have it? Is he really so tolerant of Xu Zhu? Why didn't he notice...

Xu Zhu: "Hahaha..."

He's not that impudent, is he? Why doesn't he know, hahaha...

The ancestors of Qin and Han: "..."

This general, so trusted by his lord, must be a man of great use and righteousness.

"So, why did Cao Cao learn to bark like a dog?" Yu Nianzhi asked from his soul.

Cao Cao: "!"

I almost forgot about this...

Xu Zhu: "Hahaha..."

My Lord must have a reason for barking like a dog.

Ancestors of Qin and Han: "I seem to have discovered something..."

Is it a special hobby?

【Clear Thinking Series】

1. [Reporter: "Which one would you choose between 600 points or 600 million?"]

Everyone is a little confused, what does 600 points mean? Can it be compared with 600 million? Something equivalent?

[Man: "Ah, you shouldn't ask this. Is knowledge measured by money? It can't be measured. Knowledge can create wealth and improve self-worth. Knowledge is something that can follow you for a lifetime. But money can't do it. Money There will always be a day when all the money is spent. You can’t be too superficial in life... I choose 600 million.

Reporter: "Huh?"]

Only then did people realize that 600 points means knowledge and learning!

Indeed, knowledge cannot be measured by money, so they choose 600 million to be a superficial person. If it is too deep, they will easily drown.

[Man: "I'm sorry, I chose 600 million. I'm superficial. But I can take 600 million and repeat my studies for another year next year."]

Ancestors: "!"

Another year? Still got the money!

Or if you know how to play, the money will be divided equally, and you will have your cake and eat it too.

2. [Man: "I will get my certificate tomorrow. Is there anything else you want to say to me?"

Woman: "Then I will be yours. If one day you don't want me anymore..."

Man: "Stop, that's impossible!"]

The common people are gossiping, are they getting married? Listening to what the man said, he is not a bad person.

[Woman: "Then we have an agreement. If one day you don't want me anymore, 110 will take me away, 120 will take you away, 119 will take the house; I will be on the news, and you will register."]

The ancients didn't understand what numbers represented, but they knew about news and household registration!

People were surprised when they found out. They had seen Anhui news before, and they knew that once it was on the news, many people would see weird or bad things.

Does opening an account mean closing the account? Those talented people have their accounts closed!

So, the woman beat the man away! The consequences are too serious...

Ancestors: "The thinking is indeed clear..."

The person who was taken away by 110 should be the government office. The person who was taken away by 120 should also be the government office and handed over to them for autopsy. As for 119, what is the operation of pulling a house?

3. [Man: "The South China Sea does not belong to Country Z, so where does the South China Sea belong to Country Z? The South China Sea does not belong to Country Z, TMD, where does our Guanyin Bodhisattva live?"]

Ancestors: "Of course the South China Sea is their territory. Even if it is not the residence of Guanyin Bodhisattva, it still belongs to country Z!"

[Child: “Where is the East China Sea?”

Man: "The East China Sea does not belong to country Z. The East China Sea does not belong to our country Z. Damn, where can we, the Dragon King of the East China Sea, live?"

Child: "Haha..."]

People nodded vigorously, they agreed, don’t say anything, it’s really true!

The ancestors smiled, and from each place there was a god who could really talk.

[Man: "Just tell me if this is true? And Taiwan W, Taiwan W even belongs to our country Z. Does this need to be said? Even the moon belongs to our country Z, and the moon is not our country Z. Yes, where is Chang'e going?"]

The ancestors were smiling, and if they could speak, they would speak more. They loved to listen, and even the far-off moon was their territory!

Common people: "Wow~"

Are there any gods protecting us? !

"How could you say you don't want to die, haha..." Yu Nianzhi laughed happily, saying that the sky and the earth belong to them.

4. [The little girl ran over crying: "What if someone hits your daughter?"

Dad: "Whoever hits my daughter, I will hit his daughter!"

The little girl immediately returned the same way: "Ah..., let's forget it."]

Everyone thought for a moment, and the answer came to mind. The girl was beaten to tears by her mother!

I filed a complaint, but I didn't go to the right person, and I almost got beaten again...

"Poor little one, my sister loves you." Yu Nianzhi muttered in a low voice.

[When a human trafficker comes to your house and accidentally shuts down your 10,000-word essay/essay. 】

[Police uncle: "This is not a human trafficker at all."]

[Me: "That's it, ashes suddenly flew into my house."

Policeman: "Huh? Say it again."]

[Uncle policeman, there is no one here. Why don’t you eat here? The pork with pickles and vegetables is always delicious]

[Police: "You mean he came in with his own head?"

Me: "Yeah, I'm scared."]

[Me: "I'll tell you 10,000 times and he'll come in piece by piece!"]

[Police: "Who called the police?"

Trafficker: "I, uncle policeman, help me."]