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Chapter 9 You, you, you, have offended the United Nations?

"???"

The emperor of the Qing Dynasty was a little confused. The clothes of the concubines in this light curtain looked familiar...

! !

Isn't this the flag dress worn by their concubines?

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"Goose goose..., Brother Bao is my god! It makes my face hurt from laughing." Yu Nianzhi bared his teeth again, but when he scrolled to the next video, he straightened the corners of his mouth in an instant.

You asked her why she didn't laugh?

Please watch VCR!

The female voice is intellectual and sexy, calm and majestic:

[No love can break the situation, only ruthlessness can break the situation! 】

Yu Nianzhi: "..."

Why slap her when she is happy?

What are you doing?

I was quite scared of this thing...

Besides, is it still a human being to be ruthless and loveless?

It’s hard to comment!

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The most ruthless emperor's family, so the ancestors understand this sentence very well.

The First Emperor of Qin, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, Emperor Taizong of the Tang Dynasty, Emperor Taizu of the Song Dynasty, Emperor Taizu of the Ming Dynasty, and Emperor Chengzu of the Ming Dynasty all grew up from killing, and all of them were decisive in killing.

Ancestors: "Only the ruthless can survive, otherwise we will kill them!"

The common people strongly disagreed. It would be tragic if a heartless and unloving person appeared in any family.

If a family doesn't even have basic friendship, is it still a family?

It’s bitter!

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The video slides down, [unify the world]

When the common people saw the words "unify the world", they thought it was another war and began to guess which country had won.

Thinking of the fierceness of war in later generations, they unconsciously held their breath and stared at the light screen, fearing that they would miss something!

The ancestors also put down their government affairs and wanted to see the grace of the rulers of the world and what kind of talents they had!

What's the difference between them?

[A big face appeared in the light screen. It was the enlarged face of a handsome man. He began to speak:

"Hello."

A female voice suddenly responded.

"Hello! I'm on a blind date, I'm 163cm tall, so I don't have high requirements."]

Common people: “???”

What's the result?

They took off their pants, that's it?

Blind date!

They don't understand how a blind date is related to unifying the world.

Or is it a marriage between princes and princesses from different countries in later generations?

The ancestors narrowed their eyes and said in their hearts that this matter must not be simple!

[The woman continued: "The man must have 66 aircraft carriers, 200 destroyers, 300 cruisers, 30 submarines, 5 heavy tanks, 8 armored vehicles, 6666 nuclear warheads, and 200 million rifles and submachine guns each. Otherwise, he cannot protect me. !”]

After listening to the woman's list of modest demands, everyone was stunned for a long time, including our ancestor Niu Boyi!

what happened?

These are all words, right?

We know each other individually, but why don’t we know each other when we are together?

[The confusion on the man’s face almost spilled out of the screen. He stuttered and asked: “You, you, you, have you offended the United Nations?”

The screen freezes and begins to flash, "Unify the World"]

the ancients:"???"

The man who was on a blind date was so scared that he stuttered!

Offending the United Nations requires these things...

Save your life? !

That means that this series of incomprehensible things are all weapons?

Ancestors: "......"

What did they say?

not simple!

Offending many countries requires these weapons for self-defense!

What did this woman do? Wanted by the United Nations...

How dare you go on a blind date openly! How dare you ask for weapons!

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"The reason is very good, don't use it next time! It's not good for people's hearts..."

Yu Nianzhi opened the comment area:

[Fenghuaxueyue: It expresses the woman’s determination not to want to go on a blind date, has rich imagination, and expresses the man’s speechlessness.

Dandan de Sadness: The Chinese class representative upstairs!

Mu Yun: It’s getting cold. Someone should give up their seat.

Black girls love dogs: (Man: There are obviously many ways for you to reject me...)

Laozi M: If all the aircraft carriers in the world are gathered together, there are only 23!

I'll poke you with shit: "Really Not Asking Too Much"

Beautiful Nun: (Earth: It’s over, this bitch came for me!)

(Earth: Are you going to kill me, friend?)

Art Dash: It’s so fierce. Now China needs an aircraft carrier for blind dates?

...]

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Everyone was shocked! ! !

There are only 23 aircraft carriers in the world, but that woman has 66 aircraft carriers every time she opens her mouth!

That, that, the number of weapons behind this is more than the last!

No wonder it is said that the world is unified!

It means that with these weapons, she will be the boss in the world!

So cool, I want to see those weapons.

The name is also very domineering, with an inexplicable sense of oppression, and it sounds very powerful!

People only recovered from the shock when they saw that they didn’t want to go on a blind date, right! This is a blind date!

This rejection should not be too obvious!

The man is a little miserable...

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Ancestors: "......"

Um...

I thought he was a fugitive...

It turns out that I don’t want to go on a blind date, but this reason is too outrageous!

It’s all down to the national level.

If these weapons really existed, wouldn't they be an insult to the United Nations?

Judging from what is written on the light screen, it should be impossible to have so many weapons...

but!

They captured some key words they knew.

Ships, cars, ammunition, guns!

The shining eyes of the emperors fell on the Yanshi people again.

Yanshis: "......"

Family members, who knows!

They are asked to create some ethereal things that only know words, but they are not so embarrassing.

That's it!

Life, take it!

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