Comment area [Hahaha: [It’s so cruel, nuclear bombs are also life. ]

Hehe: [Every acquaintance on the street was stunned without saying a word. ]

I'm serious: [August 1945, 8.

Hiroshima: Clear weather turns to mushroom cloud.

The temperature was 4000 degrees and the streets were full of familiar people. ]

Hip Hop King: [Look at how high the quality of the people is, the temperature is so high, and not a single person complains. ]]

"You do need to prepare tissues, but my tears came from laughing, goose goose..." Yu Nianzhi took out a tissue and wiped the tears from laughter. The key is that the music is matched with good luck.

People clapped and applauded. You are right. The street was full of acquaintances, but I didn’t speak. Was it too hot? ah? A little red.

"The streets should be full of ashes..." someone sighed, thinking of the vaporization scene and the charred man.

[What is it like to have a funny girlfriend? 】

Everyone managed to calm down the shock in their hearts and looked at the title of the light screen. What is the funny girlfriend? They know about their girlfriends, but they don’t understand this meme!

[Boy: I want to eat late night snacks, but I’m afraid of getting fat.

Girl: Write the address to me, and I will be fat for you.

Boy: .........]

Everyone: "?"

That makes sense! You are a good person!

But the person who wants to eat late-night snacks is a boy. If you gain weight for him, what will he eat? Um?

[Boy: Wife, my foot hit the stool. It hurts.

Girl: It’s normal for babies, and boyfriends are there to hurt them.

Boy: .........]

"Haha... let's call it a loss. It's too damaging for girls to talk." Many people turned around and asked, is this girlfriend a loss?

As soon as this was said, people almost unanimously agreed.

This pain is not that pain, girl, you know how to talk and make people angry!

[Boy: I'm going to be angry!

Girl: Just give birth. I will take care of those who are not mine.

Boy: ? ? 】

"Haha...are you crazy? You are so good at talking!" Yu Nianzhi was so happy that he quietly rested his head on Niu Zhiyu's lap and continued to watch videos.

At this time, the three of them were busy choosing clothes to match, and had no time to pay attention to Yu Nianzhi, who was gagging happily at the side.

[Girl: Your mouth is idle anyway. Can you apologize to me?

Boy: Sorry!

Girl: I will never forgive you! 】

"Little Tsundere~ So cute." Yu Nian has a childlike heart. Where can I find such an interesting and cute meme girlfriend? Take it away and bring it to you.

"What color sack do you like?"

[Those idiotic novels that you can’t even think of after eating stupid pickled cabbage noodles]

"Brain...brainless?"

It’s a new way of swearing, I’ve learned it.

Are you mentally retarded?

["[Suddenly, she knelt down on one knee! Facing the stone house, she solemnly kowtowed three times.]"

After the man finished narrating, he performed a kneeling kowtow on the spot, but found that he couldn't do it at all: "Come on, come on, tell me how to kneel on one knee and kowtow, you do it!"]

Some ancient people who did not believe in evil insisted on giving it a try. They knelt on one knee, bowed with both hands, and then...the pressed chest was firmly blocked by the thighs and knees.

I believe in evil and can’t hold on for a while.

The ancestors laughed it off, and the strange knowledge increased. If you didn't tell them, they wouldn't be able to discover it.

I've never done that before!

[The man continued to tell: ""Rebirth: I am Grandma Liu", this subject matter is novel, "Chapter 1: Master Baoyu fell in love with me" is barely acceptable, "Chapter 2: Single player breaks into the Grand View Garden"

"Chapter 3: Grandma Liu uprooted the weeping willow" No, why did it become Water Margin?

It’s hard to imagine the author’s mental state in “Chapter 4: The First Trial of Yun Yu Qing”!

"Chapter 5: Three Brothers in the Grand View Garden" shows that the Three Kingdoms are also here.

"Chapter Six: It's Not Too Late to Cultivation to Immortality" Okay, Gods List.

"Chapter 11: Grandma Liu Beats the Bone Demon Three Times" No, why don't you consider writing the Classic of Mountains and Seas as well?

...

"Chapter 15 Grandma Liu tries her love again"

"Chapter 16 Grandma Liu betrayed Stalin"

"Chapter 17 Grandma Liu Invents the Steam Engine"

...

"Chapter 19: Grandma Liu's three trials of love"

"Chapter 20: Grandma Liu's Four Tests of Cloud and Rain Love"

"Chapter 21 Grandma Liu's Five Tests of Cloud and Rain Love"

"Chapter 22: Grandma Liu is infected with cauliflower"

"Chapter 23: Grandma Liu Still Trying to Love Love" is not over yet, right? 】

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