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Common people: "......"

It turns out that in the mouth of future generations, poverty is poverty13!

No, who is this person? Even though he is poor, he can't say he is poor. He is so good at talking and is willing to die?

Drinking the dust from the northwest wind and eating a meal will keep your pocket clear. If your pocket is not tall, it will be empty.

We are all poor, why can't they speak out...

The ancestors twitched their mouths and said, "Why are you poor?"

Future generations, can you speak more tactfully?

Then I remembered what I just said about having no money. Their expressions were complicated. Well, it was actually quite tactful.

The whole article describes one word, poverty!

Two words, poor 13!

Three words, drink the north wind!

Four words, high pocket!

But, who is this Lu Xun?

It seems that those who are famous in later generations always know how to talk.

Comment area [Ruhua: [Let me show you another side of Lu Xun that is unknown to the public. When Lu Xun used to teach in Xiamen, he often ran to an acacia tree in the school to miss Xu Guangping. One day he found a pig eating the acacia tree. leaves. Lu Xun was very angry. He rushed up and had a fight with the pig, but... lost the fight. ]

Cuihua: [Lu Xun stipulated that only when female guests come to the house, cakes will be brought out to entertain them, and men will only have biscuits. Because the man was so good at eating, he ate up all the pastries every time, so that Lu Xun himself had no time to eat. ]

Su Fangfang: [A "foodie" in the Republic of China, he visited the dentist 23 times in 75 years. After leaving the hospital, he turned around and bought cookies. Brother Xun is so willful!

When Brother Xun was happily eating Shaqima, his son saw it and shouted that he wanted to eat it too. Brother Xun said directly: "It's supposed to be edible, but there's only one piece left, so you'd better not eat it."]

Jiu Mi Jiu Mi: [I am still a genius at naming. I once called a girl who loves to cry "Four Tiao" because when the female classmate cried, she would have two tears and two mucus. It was like a bamboo shoot! ]

Ling Ling Ling: [You arresting Zhou Shuren, what does it have to do with me, Lu Xun? ! 】

"Hahaha... So you are such a fast brother." Yu Nianzhi said that he had gained more knowledge.

Common people: "......"

Fighting with a pig...and losing? What is this operation?

No, I’ve had toothache so many times, why are I still eating? !

His children are really wronged to follow him...

"Shijo?"

Everyone looked at the four mahjong lines behind the Chinese characters on the light screen and were speechless for a moment. What an image... ah.

This is how a child cries, the same thing!

The ancestors smiled and said, "Republic of China?"

I know, it turned out that he was also a man of great talent. He was known to future generations, but I don’t know what kind of talent he was?

【Clear-minded protagonist】

Everyone: "Ah..."

Another novel?

No matter how clear my mind is, I still feel that it is not serious...

[I traveled through time, and my original body made a will to kill everyone in the family for her.

There are more than 200 people in her family...

They can't be killed, they can't be killed at all.

I decided to enter the palace directly and assassinate the emperor.

Anyway, no matter success or failure, these nine tribes will be punished! 】

People were shocked, "This man has such a big head, no, he has such courage!"

"What's the purpose of time travel? Do you want to fulfill someone else's will?"

"No, no, no, no, he wants to assassinate the emperor!"

"Their goal is to kill the nine tribes, no, the ten tribes, kill them all."

"What kind of hatred and resentment? He is so cruel and wants to kill his whole family."

Emperors of various dynasties: "......"

Let's have fun, make trouble, and don't make fun of the emperor, okay?

Although this method is crude, it is definitely not simple. Get close to them first and then say anything else.

Comment area [Mommy Mommy coaxes: [Protagonist: So what if you kill my ten tribes! ]

Next to you: [Emperor: I thank you! ! ]

Read it thousands of times: [According to the plot of the novel, you failed to assassinate the emperor, but you were also attracted by him. In the end, you became the queen, and who you wanted to die was not a matter of words. ]】

"Hey, the last netizen got it right." Yu Nianzhi has also read novels, which usually follow this routine.

Emperors of various dynasties: "......"

Fortunately it is a novel, otherwise it would simply damage their imperial majesty and image!

【Decadent Literature】

[Those who can’t kill me might as well kill me. 】

[If you don’t listen to the old man’s words, your ears will be idle. 】

[It’s not that I have no way out, I still have a dead end. 】

[Learning without thinking is a waste, not thinking without learning is a pleasure. 】

[There is no way out despite the mountains and rivers. If there is no way, I will not walk. 】

[I can be late for justice, why can’t I go to work? 】