The sand sculpture is rebellious and loves to cause trouble for others.

Chapter 109: Brain and stomach are right. One night’s account

Hearing Brother Yang's voice, Xue Xiwu turned around and waved happily, but in Yang Jun's opinion, this action looked more like asking for help.

Immediately, he didn't bother to confirm carefully, and headed towards the nearest pond where a flying fish plunged into the water and swam quickly in the direction of Xue Xiwu.

Before Xue Xiwu could say anything, Yang Jun grabbed his neck hard and pulled him backwards to swim towards the shore.

"Hey...Gululu...Yang, brother...I, I don't...Gululu...slime water..."

Xue Xiwu held Yang Jun's hand and tried to speak clearly. However, this action made Yang Jun move harder.

Xue Xiwu, who was not drowning in the first place, was forced to drink some water. It was not until he was pushed ashore that he felt he was finally saved.

However, seeing Yang Jun getting soaked trying to "save" himself, his quibbling lips moved, and finally he chose not to speak.

For some reason, he always had a bad feeling that this opening might be life-threatening!

Netizens were so shocked that the fishing incident turned into a drowning incident that they could not speak. They were almost laughing to death at Xue Xiwu's appearance, especially the way he wanted to explain but did not dare to.

Yang Jun and Ye Qinghuan were also tugging at his ears and scolding him, and he almost cried with laughter as he didn't dare to speak at all.

Since the two of them were soaked to the skin and trembling in the autumn wind, they were forced to stop fishing and go home to clean up.

On the country road, the uncles and aunts who were chatting on the side of the road looked at the two people who were covered in mud, with only white teeth and the whites of their eyes exposed, shaking and biting the pancakes in their mouths with satisfaction.

Seeing their curious gazes, Yang Jun and Xue Xiwu waved their hands politely.

The uncle and aunt nodded stiffly and started whispering to each other after watching a few people leave.

"Look, these are those stars. It looks like they have a disease in their brains. They are rolling around in the mud every day."

"...Hey, you don't know...those people were making a big fuss at noon. There was no one on the village road, but that kid kept saying that someone was chasing her, which scared me...uh uh..."

"Don't you know? I heard that I was poisoned and it was quite serious. The boy who set up the stall obeyed and added soil and saliva to Dahua's pancakes. He said it was purifying lotus, and there was also soil and gas. The big flower just left..."

"It's so pathetic, tell me why such a good baby has such a bad head... When everyone sees it in the future, please take care of it more!"

The few people who had no idea that they had been diagnosed with mental problems still felt that they were extremely polite. They ate the cakes happily, hummed and sang songs, and walked back to the hut.

At the same time, Ren Qing took the food stall back early, and the food-seeking team also rushed back.

Looking at the basket full of mushrooms and vegetables, the director hurriedly called on the people cooking to stop and asked the doctor to rush over to see if there was still poison.

Every day on this day, not even two episodes of other programs, the guests really died.

When netizens saw the director coming, they immediately filled the screen with comments like hahahahaha,

[I have to say that this director has a bit of professionalism in him, hahahaha, but I still want to laugh hahaha—even the director, you are starting to be afraid of the guests, aren’t you! ! ]

[Wahahahahahahaha, look at it, several children were so frightened that they didn’t even dare to eat the food tonight! ! ]

[Haha, I think they will choose to throw away the mushrooms and cook directly. By the way, here are the white mushrooms Ye Qinghuan brought back this morning! Why is no one treating it? White mushrooms are definitely not poisonous, so hurry up and treat them——]

[Upstairs, don’t be too embarrassed]

As expected by netizens, although the doctor insisted that the entire basket of vegetables was edible, Ren Qing was still a little flustered and finally chose to stir-fry a plate of vegetables and then a plate of mushrooms.

Just do what you say, the kitchen was taken care of by Ren Qing, and the rest of the people just sat back and waited to eat.

With everyone's eyes looking forward to it, two plates of plain dishes were served, and they were paired with white rice. In an instant, all appetite was gone.

Ye Qinghuan sighed, took the lead in picking up a piece of green leafy vegetable, and put it into his mouth, but in his mind he was trying to hypnotize himself.

[Yeah, the aroma of roasted vegetables, the spicy and garlic flavor in the mouth, each bite is crunchy, squeaky, squeaky... um... it's so delicious]

Seeing her eating in pain, Su Yunze couldn't help but chuckle.

According to the method she used to hypnotize herself, her brain and stomach couldn't figure out where the food she had eaten had gone through the whole night!

He picked up a piece of white mushroom, put it directly into the bowl, and started chewing it with the rice.

Suddenly, he felt as if a piece of shit had been stuffed into his mouth. He didn't even have time to put down the bowl and retched it out.

The people at the table were so frightened that they stopped immediately. Xue Xiwu held the mushroom in his hand tremblingly and asked questions from his soul.

"No, is the food tonight still poisonous?"

Su Yunze had no time to reply to their doubts. He dropped his chopsticks and ran towards the door, followed by the loud sound of vomiting and the sour smell that hit his nostrils.

Everyone looked at each other and finally decided to put down their chopsticks.

"Ahem, for the sake of life safety, why don't we buy the show's box lunches!"

The doctor who came here eight hundred times a day was now facing Su Yunze, who was in pain, retching and unable to vomit. After a while of examination, he found that there was no problem at all.

So, I turned my attention to the two only dishes on the table, picked up my chopsticks and shook my head regretfully.

"Horse dung mushrooms, strange, horse dung mushrooms are not poisonous, why do you vomit like this!"

Hearing this, Ren Qing ran directly to the kitchen and brought the remaining horse dung mushrooms to the doctor for examination, and explained his method in detail.

After hearing that Ren Qing just stir-fried the horse dung mushrooms twice and put them in a few servings, the doctor couldn't help but twitch the corner of his mouth and patiently explained,

"Horse dung mushrooms are not poisonous and have medicinal value. However, the ones you picked are too old and have not been blanched before being cooked thoroughly, which will cause the fishy smell in the horse dung mushrooms to be too strong."

"Well, drink more soup or eat something to suppress it and you'll be fine!"

With that said, the doctor glanced at these young men and princes who had no common sense in life, shook his head, picked up the box and left.

[I didn’t expect that the winner was Su Yunze. Three seconds of silence for you...one, two, three...hahahaha! ! ]

[To be honest, I thought it would be Ye Qinghuan, hahaha, but it’s really fun. Watching them live a life is like a life adventure. Others are really living, but they are just trying to survive! ]

[Isn’t this just like us beating workers! Everyone is strong and strong at work, but as soon as they get a little excited after get off work, all kinds of problems come to the door, tsk tsk tsk——]

Netizens laughed and sighed, each discussing and analyzing their own fun days. At the moment, the screen was filled with envious memories of the past.

Several members of the Howard Johnson suffering team immediately took out the hot water bottles and began to pour water for Su Yunze to rinse his mouth. They even asked him to drink more water. However, his stomach became round after drinking, and even after countless trips to the toilet, there was no relief at all.

ps:

Horse manure bags are edible, but the description of the taste of horse manure mushrooms here is an exaggeration! !

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