Yang Jun, who sensed something was wrong, immediately chose to retreat. He had a hunch that the small body of the weapon was not something he could bear the pain.

However, how could Ye Qinghuan let him go? He put the weapon on the slingshot, aimed, and fired!

Biu——, Yang Jun felt something fell on his head. He raised his hand and wiped it, and his face turned green.

"Ye Qinghuan, you don't follow martial ethics!"

Who is a good person who uses bird dung as a weapon? The main thing is how she wrapped the soft bird dung in the shriveled cow dung!

Ye Qinghuan looked at Yang Jun shaking his head and wagging his tail, and even took his head into a pond not far away and rinsed it. He almost fainted with laughter and pointed at him to the remaining two people.

"Noononuo, here are the two chickens who killed the chickens to scare the monkeys. I am not willing to attack the beautiful women. Do you two sisters want to fight again?"

Saying that he was reluctant to take action, Ye Qinghuan was obviously eager to try the way he squeezed the slingshot, which made Cheng Weiwei and Ren Qing shake their heads and beg for mercy.

"Qing Huan, you're just kidding. We were just passing by. Seeing how strange this house is, come and take a look."

"Ah, yes, yes, we are just passing by, we will leave right away."

With that said, the two of them quickly slipped down the wooden ladder, ready to pick up the box and run away. Unexpectedly, before they touched the box, balls of dung exploded at their feet.

"It's okay for you to leave, but you have to keep the box! After all, you have to keep both the people and the money to soothe my wounded heart, right?"

Cheng Weiwei: Do you still want to show your face?

Ren Qing: If you peel off this face, you can dig out a Great Wall.

The two looked at each other and finally made the choice to pick up the box and run.

After all, compared with being poor, stinking can be tolerated!

Ye Qinghuan, who did not expect this outcome, was stunned for two seconds and could still see the two figures in front of him.

But she wasn't angry either. Instead, she looked at Su Yunze who had just climbed up with interest.

"How about it?"

"If I take action, there is no chance of failure! It must be done properly."

Su Yunze patted his chest confidently, and the cunning light in his eyes was exactly the same as Ye Qinghuan's.

The barrage immediately floated across the water and flew high.

[It's so easy to hit the east and the west! ]

[From today on, another important chapter has been added to the dark history of Xue Xiwu and Best Actor Yang. ]

[Hahahahaha, Ye Qinghuan, you two have taken away all the bamboo shoots on the mountain. Don’t be too cool with the bird poop bomb. ]

[Ye Qinghuan, you need to apologize to me, I feel like my eyes have been abused! ]

[Eh! We seem to have forgotten something! Where are Xue Xiwu and Actor Yang, who are looking for psychological shadows? ]

Under the curious search of netizens, the scene turned to the two comrades hiding behind the grass.

Seeing the mess on their brother's body and smelling the pungent stench, the two people did not dare to dislike each other at all. Instead, they patted each other's shoulders to comfort each other in pain.

"Be patient, everything is for victory!"

"Hmm, I can only say that money is hard to make and shit is hard to eat. Not a penny is earned in vain."

Listening to these words that only a poor IQ could say, Ye Qinghuan rolled his eyes towards the sky, and interrupted the two people's mutual sympathy with a hammer of a long stick.

"Brother, the situation is open! You have been blocked and abandoned. Why don't you join my team and become King Kabiba's subordinates."

She is serious about fighting!

Ye Qinghuan's eyes were firm, his tone was questioning, and his actions did not leave the two of them with any choice.

The fragrant stick lay in front of them, and they were so frightened that they raised their white clothes and begged for mercy.

"We join, no matter what organization, even if we sell ourselves, we will join."

"Ahem, that's not necessary. We are a serious fighting organization."

As he said this, Ye Qinghuan thought of his previous rebellious behavior. In order to provide a layer of protection for their strong friendship, Ye Qinghuan caused Su Yunze to murmur.

The way Xue Xiwu looked at the goods made him want to run away, and Yang Jun even vaguely felt that his move seemed to be a wrong one!

However, as the saying goes, it is better to live than to die.

As long as his thoughts move quickly, he should be able to keep up with Ye Qinghuan's brain circuits and take advantage of them!

This idea had just passed through Yang Jun's mind for three seconds before it was completely shattered by Su Yunze's next behavior.

"What? What did you ask us to do?"

Fierce calls and cries for help rang out in the distance, but Ye Qinghuan, who was blocking the camera, waved her hands to comfort the worried netizens like a normal person.

"It's okay, boys, it's just a personal matter to solve, don't make a fuss~~"

[Listening to the voice, it’s not a big deal. So what exactly is being solved? Photography brother, hurry up, I'm so anxious! ! ! ! ]

[Put aside your personal qualities and enjoy a life of immorality. You should be like Ye Qinghuan and not be too normal. ]

[This voice doesn’t sound very serious! Don't you really need to take a look? Maybe I can help fight a demon spirit. ]

[Oh my god, are the personal problems of three men what I thought they were? Obscene.JPG]

zAmidst the speculation among netizens, Su Yunze was finally satisfied and walked out with Xicai like two big roosters defeated in a fight, oh no, it was Xue Xiwu and Yang Jun.

Regarding Ye Qinghuan's bad idea, Xue Xiwu and Yang Jun were so helpless that they gritted their teeth.

When he thought of what he had just done, Xue Xi Wuqi couldn't even speak clearly.

"How can you still use such a dirty trick! Sister Ye, my face and career are all tied to you, so...you must keep that thing well——"

Yang Jun also looked at Ye Qinghuan with a sad face, as if she was a heartless man who had just abandoned her husband and son.

Ye Qinghuan's left ear went in and out of the right ear, and he glanced at the two people's unaware faces with a constipated expression, and slowly reminded,

"Don't worry, those! Your feet -"

All the eyes present were directed towards their feet. The black and white sneakers were covered with dust. The quality was very good at first glance, but they looked out of place when stepping on wet soil.

Xue Xiwu moved his shoes first, not seeing anything wrong at all.

"Feet? My feet are fine..."

"Get on your feet!"

Xue Xiwu:......

Yang Jun:......

The smell of urine that had been ignored before suddenly hit my mind. I thought it was the smell of my body, but unexpectedly I won the lottery again.

Immediately, the two of them moved to the side without stopping. Yang Jun was too excited and did not pay attention to the stones at his feet. He staggered towards the grass.

"Uh...wow! Huh?!"

The grass collapsed under the pressure. Yang Jun was caught off guard and revealed the world hidden behind the grass. He was so shocked that he and Ye Qinghuan could only express their shock with modal particles.

A few lambs that had separated from the herd were standing in the grass, eating and pooping. After the food in their mouths disappeared, the lambs stared at the few people with innocent faces, as if they were wondering where the creatures came from.

At this time, Yang Jun's hand was almost pressed on a black pearl, and the flat touch clearly told him,

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