The sand sculpture is rebellious and loves to cause trouble for others.
Chapter 53 The most plump and tender pet
When Ye Qinghuan finally regained consciousness, his energy and blood flowed up all over his body, and he was almost in a state of ecstasy. When he opened his eyes, he saw Cheng Weiwei's long legs, but why was the whole world turned upside down...
Um, no, it’s her whole person who is rebelling against Tiangang!
Ye Qinghuan lowered her head and found that her waist was supported by the end of the bed, her head was slightly twisted by Cheng, and her feet were pulled by Ren Qing. The two of them were pulling her head and tail like shaking a quilt.
"Ah ah ah, stop, stop, oh, my waist!! Sister Wei, Sister Ren Qing, please spare your life?"
Ye Qinghuan, who only felt that her whole body was being shaken, shouted for mercy in a daze. Fortunately, her voice was not covered by the silence. Cheng Weiwei asked in confusion,
"Hey, aren't you awake yet?"
Ren Qing glanced: "Not yet. Shake a few more times?"
Ye Qinghuan raised his hand firmly and said tremblingly,
"Ahhhhh, no need, I'm awake——"
After proving her spirit, she was pushed by Cheng Weiwei to sit up. Ren Qing said something in her ear with a serious face. It took her a long time to catch a key word.
"Money, what money? Where can I find money?"
His eyes were still wandering around the room, trying to find traces of money. Ren Qing looked angry and amused, and hurriedly pushed him into the bathroom.
"You wash up first, and we can talk when you wake up."
When Ye Qinghuan came downstairs in sportswear, the scene downstairs made her think she was in an ancient trial court.
The old lady was sitting at the head of the long table in the hall, her eyes majestic as she glanced at the five Ren Qing and Su Yunze who were sitting separately, seemingly eating noodles, but actually anxiously awaiting trial.
Ye Qinghuan tapped her toes on the last staircase, and immediately she didn't know whether to move forward or retreat.
During the hesitation, everyone's eyes turned towards her. She felt like she was being held up on a frying pan, as if she was caught being late for school back in the day. She could only laugh tremblingly.
"Good morning, everyone got up really early."
Moving step by step to Cheng Weiwei, Ye Qinghuan hurriedly bent down and returned to the queue. At the same time, the old lady on the main seat coughed twice, and everyone straightened their backs in unison, as if waiting for some big event to be announced.
Ye Qinghuan looked at the faces of the people, and couldn't help but touch the chopsticks beside the bowl. It seemed that there was no movement, but in fact it made a sound, causing Su Yunze opposite to kick her.
"Ahem, okay, everyone is here, let's discuss the money you need to pay in these two days."
As she said that, the old lady put down the yellow book in her hand with a serious look on her face, took out the reading glasses around her neck, put them on, and began to read,
"Last night and this morning, we used kitchen oil, noodles, water, etc., which was calculated as one yuan per kilogram, and the total charge was 10 yuan per person; and this little brother in the morning broke a blue and white porcelain bowl passed down from the shop's ancestors. The antique is priceless. City, I’ll count you 50, and there’s…”
As soon as these words came out, everyone's eyes were like daggers shot at Su Yunze. Ye Qinghuan's eyes almost turned into reality, and the resentment in his heart almost overwhelmed him.
Although she didn't know why there were any antique bowls in this store, it didn't stop her from complaining about Su Yunze.
[My Su Ergou, why can’t you do something like a human being? Why are you touching other people’s blue and white porcelain antiques? Really, this money must be deducted from his personal assets]
[If one person makes a mistake, he must bear it himself, hum! 】
Su Yunze was seen burying his head in the bowl silently, and almost saw a flower in the bowl.
"How did I know this bowl was so expensive? Forget it, I paid for it myself. After all, I accidentally caused it."
After making two snaps to remind a few people to come to their senses, the old lady continued speaking regardless of the undercurrents of the few people,
"I heard that you killed the pet in my shop last night!"
"What kind of pet? None"
Yang Jun raised his hand and asked, and the other people waved their hands to express that they had never done it before. The old woman raised her eyebrows and uttered two words:
"cockroach!"
Saying this, Xue Xiwu suddenly felt a loud popping sound in his ears, and his hands were still sticky with cockroach juice. He immediately stood up excitedly,
"Grandma, you don't know that the hygiene in your store is not up to par. These cockroaches are really vicious. They were making mischief in the room in the middle of the night. They were so scary that we basically didn't sleep last night. You have to disinfect them in our room today."
Also, this incident caused us not to sleep well. Do you have to pay some mental damages to soothe our injured hearts? "
Hearing this, the boys all nodded in agreement, and Ye Qinghuan silently gave Xue Xiwu a thumbs up in his heart.
This kid has improved a lot.
However, the old lady suddenly sneered, slapped the table and scolded,
"Haha, you're also going to compensate for the mental damage. It's good if I don't ask you to compensate. Those are the treasures I worked so hard to raise for medicinal and vegetable use. The two that escaped last night were king cockroaches, the fattest and tender ones. Unexpectedly This is how I brought disaster to you, hey, hey, my darling—"
Hearing this, Ye Qinghuan was shocked by the impact of the cockroach. She swallowed softly and looked at the old lady in disbelief. The barrage in her heart was so overwhelming that Su Yunze was almost dazzled.
[What is the fattest and most tender cockroach king? A treasure that can be used as medicine or food! ! Yue~~~Cockroaches have never been cooked in the food we eat, right? ! 】
[Ah ah ah, mom, I want to stop recording, I want to go home! ! ! It’s so scary. I don’t want to live in a house where cockroaches have lived, and I don’t want to eat the tools that cockroaches have used——】
Seeing this word, Su Yunze stared at his bottomed bowl in silence. He couldn't help but think of the puddle of cockroach corpses last night. The juice gradually mixed with the soup at the bottom of the bowl, which made his stomach cramp. He immediately covered his mouth and ran outside.
"Ugh, vomit—"
Listening to the continuous sound of vomiting outside the door, the remaining people's complexions turned green, yellow, and black. Ye Qinghuan even pushed away the noodles with only a bite in front of her, not daring to eat any more.
"This kid is so timid. Don't worry, the food you eat is clean. I keep cockroaches in another house. I still understand the principle of cleanliness. As for the two king cockroaches, I won't charge more, even if you give me a hundred yuan Well, the total is 210, you see how you pay."
More than a few people were fooled, and netizens couldn't help but explode.
[Damn it, what kind of shady store did the director find? He just ignored the presence of cockroaches and still charged money and even made compensation! ! ! I want to file a complaint against her! ! ! ]
[I once heard that some places raise cockroaches for food. Fried cockroaches are also local delicacies. I didn’t expect that I have learned a lot today. Someone tell me where this place is on the map. Give it to me. ]
[One hundred yuan for two cockroaches? Where are the cockroaches collected? I don’t want to go to school to raise cockroaches. ]
[Same question, I don’t dare to go to a place like this even if it invites me for free. Everything I look at now feels like a cockroach. It’s so scary. I don’t even want to get on my favorite bed. The director will pay for it! ! ! ]
[Raise your hand weakly. I am a local and know this grandmother. She is very nice and does not keep cockroaches. I suspect this is a trick of the director team. He is ruining the reputation of our village! ! ! Please bring the director out to clear our name! ! ! ],
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