The sand sculpture is rebellious and loves to cause trouble for others.
Chapter 56 Chicken shit war
Just as he was thinking about it, Cheng Weiwei walked slower and slower and fell slightly behind. Suddenly he was pulled over by a hand stretched out from the side of the tree. When he was about to call, he took a closer look.
Good guy, who else could it be if it wasn’t Ye Qinghuan! But what happened to the colorful chicken in her hand?
"Qing Huan, you..."
"Shhhhhh, sister Weiwei, keep your voice down, I'll show you something fun! Come with me."
Ye Qinghuan carefully lowered her waist and pressed Cheng Weiwei into the grass, not forgetting to gesture towards the camera following behind her.
"Brother, little brother, hurry up, hide, hide -"
Then, netizens discovered that the camera following Su Yunze switched to candid mode. Everyone immediately felt something was wrong and frantically pressed the screen to remind poor Su Yunze,
Su Yunze, who was shouting as he walked but could only hear his own footsteps, looked back and his eyes widened in horror.
"Why are all the people gone? Ei Ei, where are the people? Where is my big camera guy? And where is Cheng Weiwei??"
He asked in a hoarse voice. Seeing that everyone was gone, he felt even more panicked. The murderous ghost in the mountain village from the horror drama could not help but appear in his mind!
I can't help but wonder: Is this mountain really cannibal? Or hiding something?
Just as he was nervously preparing to walk down the mountain, he heard a sudden thumping sound in the grass. His heart was pounding. He stared at the grass and carefully backed away, ready to run away...
A colorful pheasant suddenly flew out of the grass and jumped into his arms. Su Yunze reflexively tightened his paws on the thing flying towards him, feeling the touch of the fur in his hands, and carefully opened his eyes to meet a pair of Small eyes full of murderous intent.
He froze, stunned, frozen.
"Hahahaha, the chosen one, second brother, you can climb a mountain and still get a beautiful chicken to throw yourself into your arms."
Ye Qinghuan crouched and emerged from behind the tree. If the inflammatory words above her head hadn't exposed her thoughts, he would have truly believed it.
[Didn’t you say that Su Yunze is afraid of sharp-mouthed animals? Why is he not shouting, jumping or barking now? ! It’s boring! I thought I could see Su Ergou break dancing on the spot! ! 】
"Haha, really! Do you want this blessing?"
Holding back his fear, Su Yunze lifted the pheasant upside down and stuffed it into Ye Qinghuan's arms. However, with a click, both of their faces turned green.
"Ah ah ah, Ye Qinghuan - take it away quickly -"
"Ahhhhhh, here it is, here it is, don't wipe it on my hands!!"
Looking at the daddy in Su Yunze's hand and the steaming lump on Ye Qinghuan's shoes, Cheng became slightly silent.
Not to mention, this pheasant also knew how to distribute the hot cakes evenly. When the evenly sized hot cakes landed on the hands and feet of the two people, they hit the red heart. No one missed or tilted a bit.
"Um... do you need tissues?"
She suppressed her laughter, restrained her whole body from trembling and took out a tissue from her pocket. She didn't dare to look at the two people who jumped up to wipe the cake on each other's body.
"Damn, it stinks!! Su Yunze, get up and drive quickly, don't touch my face——"
"Come on, come on - if you dare to touch my shoes, we will die together, who is afraid of who!!"
When Xue Xiwu found him, he saw a man squatting by the grass, constantly twisting the blades of grass with the toe of his shoe. Su Yunze wiped his hands red with disgust, and almost rubbed the skin off the back of his hands. .
Xue Xiwu, who was not aware of the strange atmosphere at all, came up to see what they were doing with a curious look on his face. Cheng Weiwei, who was busy trying to mediate on the side, felt cute with his curious look.
"Huh~~~ Hey, what are Brother Yunze and Sister Qinghuan doing! The shoes are very clean! Ah, brother Yunze, stop now, your hands are going to bleed! Walk, walk - stop playing , Brother Yang asked you to go down and pick mangoes. You ran too fast and you have already reached the top of the mountain. I will be exhausted from catching up!"
Su Yunze pushed Xue Xiwu's head away and glared at Ye Qinghuan fiercely.
"Hmph, you are a trouble maker!! Don't follow the same path as me when we go down the mountain!!"
Ye Qinghuan glared back, not wanting to be outdone.
"Luanluoluo, are you always wiping Selu out of your mouth? If you catch someone, you'll spray it. If you don't speak well, I can help you sign up for class."
[If you catch the chicken well, why would such things happen! ! 】
[Hmph, I wish you can eat rice every day with the same hands that have caught chicken daddy! ! Every time I eat, I smell the aroma of chicken shit]
"Haha, I really want to troll others, but I don't want to troll you."
Su Yunze's face instantly turned green when he saw the subtitles, and he angrily pulled Xue Xiwu down the mountain. The step by step showed the level of anger.
The two people who are in love with each other made netizens smile even for a moment without stopping.
[I’ve learned a lot. It’s the first time I’ve seen a guest playing chicken shit on the program set. Hahaha, it’s amazing. If you get into the rich circle, you will be quite explosive. ]
[I wonder if Su Yunze would secretly sniff his unwashed hands! ! ]
[I think Best Actor Yang and Mr. Ren are just like taking children out for a spring outing. Except for the monitor, Cheng Weiwei, who is more sensible, the other three are really lost or pinched by accident. It's too difficult. ]
[The battle between the guests in a variety show has never been so real. I think if Xiwu adds to the fire, they might start fighting directly. Hahaha, the director team still doesn’t care. Haha, it’s so real.]
[The director team may be afraid to death that these two people are causing trouble. Just now you watched the scene where Ye Qinghuan got lost. The footage was enough to see the panic of the staff. The main reason was that the staff were so close and Ye Qinghuan got lost. This is also awesome. Compare. ]
When the large forces gathered together, the joy of seeing the pheasants of several people dissipated after they noticed the strange atmosphere between the two of them.
Ren Qing looked at Su Yunze and Ye Qinghuan and couldn't bear it anymore.
"Yunze, if you retreat any further, you will fall down the slope. And Ye Qinghuan, if you don't go directly to the sky, you will have to pay for climbing up such a high pressure and damaging the tree."
Ye Qinghuan took a bite of the mango and returned vaguely,
"I also want to go to heaven, but God doesn't give me this pair of wings."
Yang Jun silently gave her a thumbs up, but Su Yunze pointed at the pheasant and echoed,
"If you really want to, it's not impossible. I can use its wings to graft it for you for free!!"
Seeing that there was about to be a quarrel between the two, Yang Jun immediately called a stop and directed everyone to start filming and picking fruits in pairs. Of course, this time Su Yunze and Ye Qinghuan were supervised separately.
Ye Qinghuan also became interested in picking fruits now. Seeing that Su Yunze, who could not get up the tree, could only be responsible for picking fruits below, she became even happier. On the tree, Su Yunze showed one hundred and eight ways for monkeys to swing the tree.
The corners of Su Yunze's eyes twitched as he saw that there was something he should say or not say!
However, Ye Qinghuan did not feel Su Yunze's disdain at all, and even shouted with unusual confidence,
"Aha, everyone's eyes are on me. What I will show you next is the monkey fishing for the moon!"
As he spoke, Ye Qinghuan used his hands and feet to rush to the top of the persimmon branch. He leaned out and climbed on a weaker branch to try to reach the peach next door. His body was almost completely suspended in the air, with only two feet hooked to the branch and hanging upside down. .
Suddenly, a large group of exclamations were heard below. Ye Qinghuan looked at it proudly. From the rotating perspective, he could only see the admiration on everyone's faces, especially with that exclamation,
"Eh eh eh uh...ahhhh..."
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, be careful—"
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