The sand sculpture is rebellious and loves to cause trouble for others.
Chapter 9 Our family killed a pig
"Hahahaha, hahahahahaha, you are the only one who is serious when you are joking, haha..."
Waves of intermittent laughter wandered through Ye Qinghuan's room one after another, and the voice himself did not feel at all how painful it was to laugh at him. Instead, he couldn't stop looking at the funny comments from netizens.
She was so happy that she didn't know what day it was.
She even liked a few very interesting comments.
However, after clicking a few likes, she suddenly realized something was wrong. She turned over and bounced off the bed...oh...the bounce failed, and she just turned over lightly.
"I gained weight again, I almost forgot."
Ye Qinghuan felt good about himself and touched his fat-free belly, then dragged his slippers towards the scale in the corner.
Take a deep breath, step on it gently, and then slowly exhale,
Looking down,
"Ugh, I've gained two kilograms!!"
It’s over. If you take pictures like this, your manager will scold you to death.
Ye Qinghuan jumped around the room anxiously. After walking a few crazy laps, she gave up the urge to go to the gym and run two laps. It was impossible to exercise. Then he fled to the bathroom and chose the method of emptying...
[I must have eaten too much at night! ! 】
Ye Qinghuan believed firmly.
Half an hour later, shaking her legs like a dancing master, Ye Qinghuan, with a twisted face and two snowflake-shaped legs, struggled to get on the scale.
Just a little bit——
"Hehe, it really works."
Ye Qing, who was a pound lighter, jumped up happily. However, she was extremely happy and sad. She forgot about her numb lower body and only jumped two steps off the scale. She felt as if her brain was being electrocuted and all the nerves were twisted.
"Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch."
The sound echoed through the sky, and even Lu Wan, Su Yunze, Su Yunzhan and others who were behind a few soundproof doors came out strangely.
"What happened?" Su Yunzhan asked sincerely.
"Butler, our family has killed a pig!" This is Su Yunze who poked his head down.
However, the housekeeper was also confused, but the continuous sound still sounded on the second floor. In the end, Lu Wan, who was still worried about his daughter, walked non-stop to Ye Qinghuan's room.
The closer she got, the more obvious the sound became. Immediately, her heart became heavy, and she picked up her skirt and ran without caring about her manners.
"Huanhuan, what happened? Can you open the door and let mom take a look?"
Seeing that the door could not be opened, Su Yunzhan immediately asked the housekeeper to bring him a spare key, while Su Yunze stayed behind to watch the show and made sarcastic remarks.
"Tsk, tsk, tsk, you're screaming so miserably, can't it be because your head is stuck in the toilet and can't be pulled out?"
In an instant, Lu Wan's face turned pale, and Su Yunze's eye wave flying knife also shot towards him.
My silly brother, don't go too far. Who in their right mind would put their head in the toilet? Measuring your head circumference?
Su Yunze:......
He made a sign to shut up, then folded his arms and leaned against the wall, watching the butler's fat body trembling as he climbed the stairs toward them.
With that look, he looked almost incompatible with Zhu Bajie. He gritted his teeth and endured it again and again, until finally he couldn't help but burst into laughter.
Immediately, he covered his mouth and turned away, laughing secretly. Puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff.
However, Lu Wan was watching the housekeeper open the door worriedly, and Su Yunze just glanced at him and ignored him.
There was a bang, and the door was violently opened and hit the wall.
Several people at the door were immediately stunned by the twisted creature in the room. Its flexibility was truly something that carbon-based creatures could achieve.
Ye Qinghuan, who was wearing Mario pajamas, looked at the door and bent down, with one hand on the calf behind his head and the other hand on the ground to keep his feet at different heights stable.
"Oooh, ooh, ooh, mom, help me—"
"Quick, help me up quickly——"
Ye Qinghuan reached out tremblingly for help. Lu Wan rushed in to help Ye Qinghuan get up. Looking at the loose Mario clothes, she was at a loss as to where to help her up.
Then he grabbed her hand and lifted her up. As soon as she stood up a little, Ye Qinghuan couldn't help but wailed,
"Ah ah ah, it hurts, it hurts, slow down, slow down - oh - my waist, my legs, my ridges -"
Listening to her wailing, Lu Wan couldn't help but laugh out loud.
"What are you doing in the room again? You've made yourself look like this!"
Su Yunze, who was watching the show at the door, hit the target at the right time.
"Tsk, tsk, if the room wasn't well soundproofed, the neighbors next door would have called the police. It's like a killer sound."
Ye Qinghuan, who was being helped to sit by the bed, didn't bother to pay attention to Su Yunze's taunts. He just looked at his mother with tearful eyes.
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, Mom, I really woke you up, but my thigh suddenly became numb just now. I bent down to rub my leg and it cramped again. Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, it hurts so much, Mom -"
Hearing this, Lu Wan immediately reached down and massaged her calves, saying worriedly,
"Tomorrow, mom will find a masseur for you to relax your meridians. Does it still hurt now?"
Su Yunze stood at the door and did not approach. He only looked at Ye Qinghuan, whose face was not very good, and asked him in a business-like manner.
"How about asking the family doctor to come and take a look?"
The housekeeper immediately picked up the phone and saw Ye Qinghuan waving his hands repeatedly.
"No, no need, thank you, brother."
"I'm fine now. I'll check tomorrow if necessary. It's a bit late and I don't want to disturb everyone's rest time."
[Well, this naughty tune, coupled with the soft whispering voice, is so gentle and considerate! 】
Ye Qinghuan felt that he could add two points to her good behavior. After all, her well-behaved sister was the most lovable. It will definitely replace the image I had in my elder brother's mind just now.
After all, she felt like she was scared just by looking at her zombie-ridden ghostly appearance.
Fortunately, she was dressed normally. If she had been dressed up in a weird way, it might have been a demon spirit coming.
[I think I can save some impression points of the big brother! 】
【Zombies retreat! ! The zombies retreat! ! 】
She gently raised her eyes and glanced at Su Yunzhan at the door, carefully observing his face and eyes anxiously.
Very good, with a cold expression, dark eyes, and overall very handsome!
She can't see anything! ! ! ! ! fall! ! !
[Sure enough, all micro-expression psychology is a lie. 】
【You can see the thread! 】
Ye Qinghuan's heart was full of activities, and Su Yunze was very happy eating melons.
He ate a lot and ate another pound, laughing happily in his heart. Unexpectedly, this slut had a talent for comedy.
Just this kind of psychological activity can be performed on the stage for several years without any substitutions.
In one word, amazing!
Su Yunzhan himself seems to be still thinking, but in fact his mind has been away from home for a long time.
Now he had more and more proof that Ye Qinghuan had really fallen and injured his brain.
How else to explain her weird behavior today!
How else could she explain her brain circuitry that led to the eighteen bends on the mountain road and the final turn into a ditch!
How else to explain her inexplicable text barrage!
Well, he secretly made up his mind to find an authoritative expert to secretly consult Ye Qinghuan about this disease.
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