The sand sculpture is rebellious and loves to cause trouble for others.
Chapter 99 Su Yunze went to play with pig daddy
Xue Xiwu, who ran back to the poultry area at the end of the village, saw his partner Su Yunze cleaning the pig pen with his nose again.
At this time, Su Yunze, smelling like pig shit, rushed out, bent down and stood on the roadside, vomiting and breathing fresh air.
Xue Xiwu rushed over like a cannonball and swooped down to hug the unsuspecting Su Yunze, knocking him backwards.
Seeing that both of them were about to be injured, Xue Xiwu quickly held his head with his eyes and hands, and put his feet on the ground to support Su Yunze who was on the back of his head.
As the two looked at each other, netizens went crazy.
[Wow, what a waist! ! Su Yunze's waist is amazing! I hit it. I hit it. ]
[What did I see? Xue Xiwu loves him so much. He immediately protected his head. Don’t love him too much! Swoops and hugs, the plot is complete! ]
[Xin Zewu! ! ! Really knock it to death, suck, suck, suck! ! ]
"Oh, second brother, you guys are... seeing each other right..."
Ye Qinghuan, who arrived later, pushed the camera in front of the two of them and directly filmed the netizens' faces,
"Don't let go yet!!"
Su Yunze gritted his teeth and looked at Xue Xiwu riding on him, feeling that the rumor of coming out would be completely wiped out!
When Xue Xiwu heard this, he let go immediately.
With a bang, Su Yunze fell to the ground. At that moment, his expression became even more distorted.
Ye Qinghuan enjoyed eating the melon on the spot, but suddenly she smelled a foul smell on the tip of her nose, and she glanced at the ground.
[What is that puddle of stuff? Looks a bit familiar——]
Poisonous gases mixed with the smell of pig feces, goose feces, and chicken feces instantly surrounded Ye Qinghuan. She quickly moved away from the poisonous circle.
The next moment, the geese that were out of breath quietly surrounded the three of them after replenishing their water.
“Wocao—here we go again!”
Xue Xiwu felt a heavy blow to his buttocks, and he whined, took off on the spot, jumped up and ran away.
This time, he didn't need to take off his pants to see that he was definitely bruised!
And Ye Qinghuan even ran away when the geese surrounded her.
"Hey, hey, there's always a wrongdoer and a debtor. Go find Xue Xiwu! Why are you hurting innocent people?"
Ye Qinghuan resisted the geese. He picked up the head of the goose that was trying to tease people and used it as a sharp hammer. He threw it away, scaring the geese and making them quack angrily.
"Ye Qinghuan, do you still have some comrades-in-arms? I just cleaned up their eggs, why won't they die...Brother Daniu, help me..."
Xue Xiwu, who heard Ye Qinghuan's words, ran around the farm to escape, while not forgetting to accuse Ye Qinghuan of being ruthless and unjust.
The worst person was Su Yunze who fell to the ground.
Before he could get up, he was attacked by a flock of geese. When he briefly fought off the geese and stood up, his hand was directly touched by a soft lump that was still exuding heat.
Immediately, Su Yunze's face turned dark and distorted, and his aura dropped to freezing point. Even the goose that had been attacking noticed something was wrong and changed direction to attack Ye Qinghuan.
The scene was so chaotic that the netizens concluded that some human life or the life of a goose must be taken to end the incident. A man stepped on the steps of the devil to save them.
Daniel, the legendary farmer who owned thirty acres of mountains, appeared briskly from behind the tree carrying a pole and wearing rain boots.
However, he himself was stunned by the chaotic scene at the foot of the mountain.
He quickly put his finger to his mouth, and a whistle sounded directly in the breeding farm. The chickens, ducks and geese that heard the whistle calmed down and began to return to their cages.
Those who obeyed seemed to be under a spell.
It not only shocked netizens, but also shocked three people’s jaws.
"It's amazing! Brother Daniel, what kind of spell is this whistle of yours? You don't know, so I just collected an egg and was chased by your goose for ten miles. It's so cruel."
Xue Xiwu covered his buttocks that had been bitten so many times and cried.
Hearing this, Da Niu, who put down his pole, couldn't help but frown.
"Did you not lure the geese out with bait first before picking up the eggs?"
He clearly guided the two of them how to start working, but now it seems that there is no progress in the work.
"I absolutely did what you said, but..."
Xue Xiwu raised his hand in assurance, and then his face became worse and worse when he thought of something, and he said,
"It's just that I really didn't expect that there were geese hiding inside and couldn't come out. I was surrounded before I could pick up two eggs."
"Hahaha, then you still have something to learn."
As he said that, Daniel turned to look at Su Yunze who was immersed in the faucet and rubbing his palms furiously. He raised his feet and glanced at the pig pen, and nodded with some satisfaction.
"This brother did a good job. He cleaned up the pig pen very well."
[Ouch, so Su Yunze spent the whole afternoon playing with pig daddy! 】
Ye Qinghuan, who originally planned to comfort Su Yunze, immediately stepped back three meters to maintain a safe distance.
Su Yunze:......
What does playing with pig daddy mean? !
He is working, working, working OK! ! !
Su Yunze only felt that this afternoon was more tiring and painful than his life, and it simply made him physically and mentally exhausted.
Of course, it’s not just things that make her mentally and physically exhausted, but also people! !
He rolled his eyes at Ye Qinghuan, whose dislike was clearly written on his face. He was too lazy to talk to this person who was favored by the goddess of luck, and walked towards Brother Danniu to ask about the next matter.
Ye Qinghuan suddenly felt that there was nothing exciting to watch. Seeing that the live broadcast time was almost over and he had enough for this afternoon, he quickly ran away blatantly while holding up his mobile phone.
This move caused both Su Yunze and Xue Xiwu to roll their eyes.
The camera clearly showed this scene, which made netizens extremely happy. Netizens who originally stayed obediently in Su Yunze and Xue Xiwu's live broadcast room felt that they had not seen enough drama, so they went directly to other people's live broadcast rooms to eat.
Director Guo, the biggest beneficiary of the Big Goose siege, was watching that scene over and over again, laughing as water sprayed out of his mouth again and again.
The assistant director who was affected by the saliva wiped his face helplessly, and moved further away from him with disgust in his eyes.
"I'm telling you, director, please don't drink water when you laugh! You spraying while laughing will affect our work!"
The director looked away from the computer and then noticed that except for the computer, which was clean, the floor, chairs and his trousers were all wet.
He quickly apologized, then picked up the refilled water bottle and walked out the door with his phone in one hand. Of course, what remained unchanged was his smile and squirt.
Ye Qinghuan, who finally managed to wait until the next broadcast, ate the two dark dishes of rice and bacon stewed with strawberry sauce and dragon fruit mixed with lotus root in great pain under the supervision of netizens.
As soon as it started playing, there was still a sweet and leisurely taste in her mouth. She was so disgusted that she ran to the door and retched!
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