Those days when I was reborn as a cat

After receiving some advice from enthusiastic netizens, Lu Yi suddenly gained confidence in making cat rice and rolled up his sleeves to try it out.

He opened the shopping website and bought a few ingredients and made an appointment to have them delivered to his door at noon tomorrow. Little Lihua likes to eat fresh food, so this can ensure that the cat rice meets Lu Yu's taste to the greatest extent.

Then, Lu Yi took out the unused cooking equipment, washed them, and placed them one by one on the kitchen countertop so that they could be used immediately tomorrow, so that he would not be too busy when cooking.

Lu Yi was so busy that he didn't notice two cats watching him curiously in front of the window on the second floor. The big black cat and the little civet cat were the big black cat and the little civet cat who had finished their dinner by the river and returned from a walk.

Senwu's tail hanging behind him swayed slightly. He saw that Uncle Diane had used those cooking utensils. Humans used them to cook raw meat. They were obviously the same utensils, but the taste of the cooked food could be completely different. It was very magical. .

The big black cat, who had never seen Lu Shi's craftsmanship, said, "My dear, can I bring raw meat to your door for him to cook in the future?" This is much more convenient than going to Diane's place.

The expression on Lu Yu's face was indescribable: "It's better not to do it. You will get sick if you eat the food he cooked." Although it was very grateful to Lu Yu for his efforts in making cat rice, it still had to meow for a life-threatening matter!

After hearing this, Senwu silently remembered that not every human being could make delicious cooked food, at least not the one at Xiaolihua's house. However, most humans can only eat cooked food. How did Lu Shi survive without knowing how to cook? Should we let Little Lihua go out hunting to feed each other?

Senwu began to think about whether the cooked food he brought every time was secretly hidden by the little civet flower and given to humans. Meow, it seems not, the little civet flower eats it clean every time.

Seeing that the big black cat's expression gradually became serious, Lu Yu tilted his head and asked, "Is there something wrong?"

Senwu rubbed its neck worriedly: "It's hard to feed a human. Don't give the food to him, my dear. In the worst case, I'll bring back more food in the future."

According to the principle, it will not care about the life and death of people other than its partners, but the little civet flower likes Lu Shi very much. Humans will definitely be sad if they starve to death, and it wants the little civet flower to be happy.

When Lu Yu heard this, a black line slid down his forehead. He couldn't keep up with the cat's thinking. Why did the topic suddenly jump from Lu Yi's cooking being unpalatable to the cat sharing the food to feed him?

After understanding the big black cat's worries, Lu Yu almost laughed so much that he fell off the window sill, rubbed his belly and said, "Humans have a thing called takeout. They can buy cooked food with money, and they don't know how to cook. You can also live well.”

I see. Why do you still cook when you know you will get sick if you eat the food you cook? Senwu has new doubts, but as long as it has nothing to do with Lu Yu, it doesn't care about human beings' incredible behaviors.

Senwu licked the little civet flower and said, "My dear, don't eat the food he makes." At the same time, he decided in his heart that he would bring more food here in the future to prevent Lu Yu from accidentally eating poisonous human food when he was hungry.

On this point, Lu Yu and Sen Wu reached an agreement: "I will never eat it!"

Naturally, the next day, Lu Shi's steamed cat rice was still disliked by Little Lihua.

But to be fair, at least this time, the cat rice is no longer black. As for why the little civet flower still doesn't eat it?

The cat in question, Lu Yu, said: "Meow, have you ever seen fish without scales? Have you ever seen pieces of meat mixed with unknown substances? Have you ever seen cat rice soaked in floating hair?"

From this point of view, Lu Shi’s road to cat rice is long and difficult.

The flower shop is particularly busy today.

Just after lunch time, a man wearing a black and white butler's uniform hurriedly walked to the counter, took out a list and ordered Lu Shi to order the flowers and plants listed above.

Lu Shi took the list. Bird of paradise, duck's foot tree, monstera, tiger orchid, phalaenopsis, anthurium, and pothos are all flowers and plants suitable for placing in a new home. He happened to have a batch of goods a few days ago.

"Please wait a moment, I will prepare it for you right away." Lu Yi said, coming out from behind the counter and walking towards the place full of flowers and plants in the room.

The man raised his wrist to check the time, and said with a slight apology: "My master's house will be arriving soon. I have to rush back to greet them. Mr. Lu, do you think this is okay? I will ask the driver to come over later. You Just give him the flowers and plants.”

Lu Yi didn't care. It was his first time to see such a battle. He just felt it was a bit strange. The master and butler, whom he had only seen in novels and TV, saw them alive today.

Understanding that the deacon was just a part-time worker, he quickly said: "Okay, you can ask the driver to come over with the receipt."

After agreeing on a time, the man left in a hurry.

Lu Yu raised his hind legs and scratched his neck. He heard what the man said just now. The cat's curiosity made it uncontrollably interested in its new neighbor. It planned to jump in the car and take a look at it later when the driver wasn't paying attention.

What? Is it dangerous to run around?

Huh, the whole town is Senwu's territory, it's very safe! Even if you lie down on the grass to sleep in the open air, no one dares to disturb you no matter what position you take before sleeping or when you wake up.

The arrogant little raccoon flower puffed up its chest proudly and meowed, causing Lu Yi to look at it a few times. The expression on his face was obviously thinking that cats are really neurotic.

The flowers and plants requested by the man were quickly prepared and stacked in front of the store for the driver to load into the car later.

Lu Yi counted it several times, looked at the list and said to himself: "Although there are many types, the quantity is not large. Is Mr. Deacon too busy and did not consider the size of the house?"

The town has beautiful scenery. A few years ago, investors bought land to build health villas in the town, attracting many wealthy people to buy them. The villa area is located on a higher slope, and a security area is set up at the entrance with people on duty 24 hours a day. When on duty, only faces registered by the intelligent system can enter.

Lu Yi believed that Mr. Deacon and his master must also live there, and the villa area was full of large houses. Calculated based on the area of ​​the house, the number of flowers and plants on the list was undoubtedly a bit small.

"No, no, no. Being a deacon of a wealthy family must be more thoughtful than me. He probably has other plans." Lu Yi shook his head to deny his inner speculation, casually clipped the list to the file board, and continued to deal with the next item on the computer. Order.

Buzz. The phone suddenly vibrated with notifications.

Lu Yi's eyes lit up, he grabbed his phone and opened the social software. A picture popped up in the private message dialog box. The picture showed a handmade vegetable and meat cake and a hand of Biye.

Sender: Xiu Xiu.

Since the last friendly exchange on the issue of cat food, he and this netizen named Xiu Xiu have started communicating frequently. The other person seems to be very busy with work. He said that he likes small animals but has not adopted them because he cannot accompany them. However, On my days off, I will make some cat food to improve the meals for the stray cats and dogs in the community.

Xiu Xiu is still a loyal fan of Xiao Lihua. He has bought almost all the portraits that Lu Shi posted for sale online and hung them all over the wall of his home.

Lu Yi doesn't have many friends in real life. It's rare to have an online friend with whom he has a lot of fun, and he cherishes it very much.

Lu Yi: "What a beautiful cake! Your craftsmanship is the best!"

Xiu Xiu: "If you don't mind, leave your address and I'll prepare a cold chain and send it over quickly."

Lu Yi paused while typing text. The other party's request clearly crossed the line and made him feel at a loss. Xiu Xiu was a good friend, but it was limited to online communication as a netizen. He did not intend to go further with the other party. development of.

After hesitating again and again, Lu Yi replied: "Thank you for your kindness. My dear, I have been feeling sick in my stomach recently, so I won't bother you for now."

Sorry, dear boy, I'm using you as an excuse! Lu Yi looked apologetically at the little raccoon boy rolling and kicking on the mat.

Xiu Xiu: "Hahaha, it's okay. Let's talk about it later when we have a chance."

Seeing that he was fooled, Lu Yi breathed a sigh of relief.

As for the future, let nature take its course.

Lu Yu went to the yard to play with the ball in his mouth. After a while, he heard a car stop outside the door. Lu Mi quickly stepped forward to greet the driver who came down from the cab. They confirmed each other's documents and flowers, and worked together to put the flowers and plants together. Move carefully into the car.

The driver drove a semi-convertible pickup truck, and after loading the flowers and plants, there was still a lot of space left. Lu Yu saw an opportunity and was about to jump up when he heard Senwu's voice calling him.

"Baby, what are you doing?"

Lu Yu followed the sound and saw the big black cat walking across the road towards him, holding the snacks brought to him today in his mouth.

The driver and Lu Yi were about to come out again. In desperation, Lu Yu jumped into the car first, turned around and called Sen Wu to follow quickly: "Come up quickly, let's go to a fun place."

Seeing Little Lihua running to the car, Senwu immediately quickened his pace.

With the big black cat's ability, when it doesn't want people to see it, no one can catch it. Lu Yu only felt that his eyes were blurry, and there was a warm body next to him. He turned his head and saw Senwu. Green eyes were looking at it quietly.

Senwu didn't know what Little Lihua was planning, but it didn't matter. He would accompany Lu Yu wherever he went. If he needed help, he would be the first to do it. His cat would do whatever he wanted.

As if he knew what the big black cat was thinking, Lu Yu happily put his head on the other person's chest and rubbed it hard, which is what cats usually do when they want to act coquettishly. Senwu raised his head and raised his chest, his tail quietly wrapped around the little civet flower, letting Lu Yu exert his strength, it was as steady as a mountain without moving at all.

The two humans didn't even notice that the two cats were hiding behind the flower pots. After Lu Yi and the driver took a final inventory of the goods, the driver set off with Hua Hua Cao Cao and the two cats.

Senwu was still thinking about Little Lihua's belly without any snacks.

Between lunch and dinner, Lu Yu had an afternoon tea, which he always took care of. But after feeding for such a long time and changing feeding methods, the little civet cat only eats but does not grow any meat. If the paw is pressed a little heavier on the belly, the bones can be touched. This is not possible. It will be winter soon, and the cat must store up enough fat. Survive the cold winter.

Senwu began to consciously look for high-calorie and high-fat prey, vowing to make the little civet fatter before it snowed.

Today's afternoon tea is a braised pork chop.

The floor of the truck was a little dirty, so Senwu held the food in his mouth and brought it to Lu Yu's mouth, indicating that he should just eat it. Lu Yu blinked and subconsciously tilted his head back. If he ate like this, he would definitely touch the big black cat's mouth in the end.

That, that's not a kiss! Fireworks exploded in Lu Yu's head.

Seeing Little Lihua staring at him with straight eyes and no intention of eating, Senwu couldn't help but frown. Little Lihua liked eating this very much yesterday. Could it be that her stomach feels uncomfortable and she has no appetite today?

This is not possible. He will look for some easy-to-digest food later. If the little civet doesn't eat it, he will have to see a doctor.

Even if he is as powerful as Senwu, he has to admit that doctors are a great being in the human world. When animals in the wild are sick, they can only heal themselves, and the cause of their death is just taking medicine in the hands of doctors. The little thing about injections.

When it comes to the life and death of the little civet, it must be extremely cautious.

Watched by Sen Wu's worried eyes, Lu Yu patted his cheek and thought too much! You cannot speculate on a cat using human thinking.

As usual, he expressed his gratitude first, then tilted his head to bite the pork chop. The delicious taste that exploded in his mouth immediately made him forget his shame. It was delicious! The fragrant and tender meat is overflowing with juice!

But no matter how delicious it was, and when it was almost eaten, Lu Yu took the initiative to stop when he was about to touch the big black cat's lips. Senwu didn't understand. He still had his sense and couldn't get close enough to touch a cat's mouth.

Senwu obediently waited with the remaining half of the pork chop in his mouth. When he saw that the other party really had no intention of eating anymore and started to lick his paws and wash his face, he ate the remaining part in one gulp.

If anyone with a keen eye passes by, he or she will find two cats with their heads next to each other among a cart of flowers and grass, with their furry ears sticking out of the flowerpot and flicking from time to time. A butterfly flew lightly and landed on the tip of one of the ears, and was quickly shaken away.

The driver drove quickly and steadily. The truck slowly drove into the alley and stopped at the entrance of an inconspicuous courtyard. Lu Yu and Senwu jumped to the ground first and jumped into the yard.

Hearing the noise, Mr. Deacon opened the door and walked out. After asking the driver to unload the flowers and plants at the door of the house, he moved the flowers and plants back and forth between the house and the gate, completely unaware of the two strange cats that slipped into the yard.

Lu Yu took small steps and looked around. Meow, Mao can guarantee that this is definitely not a villa area. The layout is no different from other homes in the town. The house is only an ordinary two-story house. The yard is bare and not as beautiful as his house.

Turning around the side of the house, a huge parasol appeared in front of Lu Yu. Under the umbrella were placed a tea table and two high chairs. On the high chair facing them, a well-dressed old woman leaned on the back of the chair and closed her eyes. Resting her mind, there is an open book on her knees, and the sun shines slantly on the lower half of her skirt.

Seeing this, Lu Yu couldn't help restraining his breath, and walked on tiptoe, playing and playing, so as not to disturb the old lady's rest.

Senwu came next, but he was more concerned about the dishes of delicious snacks on the tea table. The little civet likes beautiful things, especially beautiful things that can be eaten, so the cat wants these snacks.

Seeing the big black cat trying to pounce, Lu Yu quickly grabbed it with quick eyes and claws: "Meow meow meow!" What are you going to do!

Senwu turned around and said, "I thought those snacks were very good, and I wanted to hunt them down for you."

Lu Yu shed tears: "Thank you, I don't want to eat it now."

The two cats were fighting, which unsurprisingly alarmed the old lady sitting on the high chair. She slowly opened her eyes, her searching eyes fell on the cats, and her eyebrows immediately furrowed deeply.

Then, Lu Yu heard her displeased voice: "Where did the cat come from?"