Those days when I was reborn as a cat

Lu Yu, who witnessed the whole process, tilted his ears and lay obediently on the old woman's knees motionless. "Meow, you've hit a powder keg. You can't scold the cat again after you scolded the other end of the phone."

When the old woman grabbed the phone, Senwu changed his position from lying down to standing, with his tail straight up, staring at her and Lu Yu, slowly walked over and stood by the old woman's skirt, his eyes unkind.

Angry humans will lose control and attack the creatures around them. Lu Yu on her knee is the first to be affected. If damage occurs, it must be the first to rescue the little civet.

One of the two cats stopped moving, and the other looked at her coldly. Realizing that she had lost her composure, the old woman reluctantly raised the corners of her mouth and gently stroked Lu Yu's head, "Did I scare you? It's not personal. You are all my unworthy sons..."

She said half of what she said, and swallowed the rest with a sigh. Although there was a smile on her face, the smile could not reach her eyes.

The old woman's mood became visibly dim. Lu Yu thought for two seconds, then stood upright and lay on her chest.

Meow, they say that plush is a panacea for curing bad moods. Grandma, don’t be sad. The cat will give you a pet.

The old woman protected the little Lihua's plush body with both hands and raised Lu Yu to eye level: "You ghost, I have never seen a kitten as humane as you. You want to comfort me." This alone isn’t enough, come have dinner with me tonight.”

As she spoke, she lowered her head and extended an invitation to the other cat: "Of course you, the big black cat, come too."

Mr. Deacon, who was standing aside as a tree stump, spoke up at the right time: "Old lady, I just added fresh beef to the refrigerator. Fry it slowly in an iron pot over medium heat until it is medium-cooked. Then sprinkle with a thin layer of sea salt. It tastes thick and tender. It’s strong and the cats will love it.”

The old woman nodded with satisfaction and asked Lu Yu: "How do you think about it?"

Ziliu. Lu Yu sucked in his saliva. Just by listening to Mr. Deacon's description, he could imagine how delicious the steak was. The gluttonous cat, a self-proclaimed gourmet, nodded repeatedly, and its tail hanging behind its butt trembled excitedly.

As for Senwu, he had no objection to Lu Yu's decision. Even if the old woman didn't invite him, he would follow Little Lihua every step of the way.

"Then it's decided."

The old woman put Lu Yu on the ground, stood up and motioned for the cats to follow her: "If it weren't for the sake of Little Lihua comforting me, you two kittens would never have such a good taste."

Lu Yu rolled his eyes, thank you, then this meal is not counted as a meal you invited us to eat, it is counted as something I paid for part-time work.

The old woman looked down at the cat wagging the tip of its tail and said to herself: "I don't know if you have a big appetite, but don't eat up all my beef."

Sen Wu walked next to Lu Yu and asked strangely: "She obviously invited us to dinner, why did she look so reluctant? If she didn't like us eating her beef, she could have kicked us Drive away.”

The forest lord has always been self-sufficient, and other small animals in the territory are also respectful when offering food. The big black cat frowned fiercely. It can get whatever it and the little civet flower want to eat. There is no need to suffer for a few pieces of beef. Human grievances.

Lu Yu was jumping up and down. Hearing this, he looked at the old woman and then at Senwu, and replied: "Hey, humans are indeed weird sometimes. The old lady is not unwilling. She is looking forward to having dinner with us. She just talks about it. Just don’t admit it.”

You see, as she walked, she looked back to see if we were following, and told the deacon that our portion of beef must have less salt and less seasoning, and asked him to prepare more. Although she didn't say it, she just wanted us to eat more. a little.

"People like grandma are called arrogant." Lu Yu said loudly.

Senwu rubbed Little Lihua's neck and said seriously: "If you do something you like but don't admit it is called arrogant, then I will never be an arrogant cat. If a cat likes to be nice to you, it will be aboveboard. The earth is good to you.”

Wow! Senwu has a good straight shot! After Lu Yu listened, his heart beat uncontrollably. If Senwu were a human male, he would definitely charm millions of girls!

But... Lu Yu looked at the big black cat. According to the aesthetic standards of cats, Senwu was strong and strong, with smooth and shiny fur, and first-class hunting skills. When the mating season came, he would definitely be a hot target for female cats.

It will be spring in less than six months. Then Senwu will leave and choose a female cat that he likes to have kittens with, right? Lu Yu imagined the big black cat's family of three, and felt a little uncomfortable for some reason, and his originally erect ears drooped.

Little Lihua suddenly became unhappy. Senwu quickly approached Lu Yu and said, "Did Cat say anything to make you unhappy?"

Hearing this, Lu Yu shook his head vigorously: "No, I thought of something strange. Let's go, let's enjoy the beef dinner tonight!"

Yes, it is useless to think too much. Senwu is a cat. When the time comes, it is normal for him to have a partner he wants to pursue. He cannot stop the big black cat from reproducing by coveting the other person's care.

If all the feasts in the world come to an end, at least until that day comes, it will enjoy every happy gathering with Senwu.

I don’t know what Lu Yu’s inner complex is. Senwu has his own guess. Is the little civet flower starving? He will be irritable when he is hungry. When the beef is served, he will give his share to Lu Yu. He must Let the little civet flower eat to its fullest.

Although the layout of the house is ordinary, Mr. Deacon selected exquisite furniture and household items for the old woman. The whole house is covered with thick carpets, valuable decorations are placed on the walls and tabletops, and even the curtains are made of heavy handmade embroidery. .

As Lu Yu walked, he raised his head and looked around, secretly speechless. It was indeed low-key, luxurious and connotative.

The curious cat ran around the house, sometimes jumping on the window sill, sometimes jumping on the table, and occasionally rubbing its body against its favorite furniture, making a ding-dong-dong sound.

The old woman straightened her skirt and sat on the sofa, coughing as a warning: "Be careful of damaging my porcelain and vases. I won't pay the medical bills if you are injured."

Lu Yu, who knew the old woman's arrogant nature, automatically translated this sentence into: You can play, don't get hurt. The crazy little civet flower jumped from the top of the cabinet with its tail raised, and its next target was the hair that fell at the bottom of the curtain.

At this time, Senwu, who was not willing to be ignored by Lu Yu, walked to a conspicuous place and began to swing his long and thick fur tail rhythmically. The still curtains were not as attractive as the moving tail. Lu Yu's eyes suddenly Concentrate on Senwu's tail.

It lowered its body, its head and butt swayed to the rhythm of its tail, and it aimed at the right moment and jumped forward, grabbing its long furry tail and biting it gently with its fangs.

After catching the playful little civet, Senwu was satisfied and continued to use his tail to seduce him to stay by his side.

Meow, don’t run! I caught you!

Huh? Where did you go?

Cat's, this tail belongs to a cat!

Lu Yu used all four limbs to hold the long tail tightly in his arms, feeling the soft belly of the little civet flower under the tail. Senwu narrowed his eyes in enjoyment and swept the tip of his tail without leaving any trace.

Just as they were having fun, Mr. Deacon came out with freshly baked steak. He spread three placemats on the dining table and placed one medium-rare steak with black pepper sauce and two Medium rare steak lightly sprinkled with salt only.

Without waiting for the old woman to say hello, the cats smelled the scent and ran up to the table. Each of them selected a food plate and sat down to get ready to eat.

Lu Yu tested the temperature. As expected of Mr. Deacon, the steak in front of the old woman was steaming hot, but the steak in front of them had cooled down. Even if the greedy cat couldn't wait to bite it, his tongue would not be burned.

The old woman wiped her hands with a warm towel and started eating slowly: "Try it, little greedy cats."

The medium-rare steak is cut into long strips, and the surface is slightly charred by medium heat. The meat in the center is still a little tender. The same steak has different textures cooked from the outside to the inside, which is perfect.

Little Lihua devoured it, while Senwu ate slowly. After taking a bite, he looked up at Lu Yu. Half of the steak on Little Lihua's plate was wiped out, and there was still almost a whole piece left on his plate.

As if she could see the big black cat's intention, the old woman snorted: "Big black cat, just eat, since I am entertaining you, I will make sure you are full. Slowly, are you looking down on me?" "

When Lu Yu heard this, he also lightly smacked Senwu with his tail, "Meow, don't worry, I can eat enough, you eat quickly, it won't taste like this no matter how cold it is."

Only then did Senwu let go of his appetite and swallowed the steak in big gulps. When he finished licking the plate and raised his head, Lu Yu was already cleaning his hair and beard. He saw that there was only one-third left on the plate of Little Lihua. He consciously reached over and ate all the remaining steak.

The two stuffed animals came together to lick their fur when they were full. Seeing this, the old woman put down the tableware and picked up a handkerchief to wipe the corners of her mouth. There was almost no sauce. There was still one-half of the steak left on the plate in front of her. , the appetite is actually smaller than that of Lu Yu, a kitten.

Seeing Lu Yu's concerned look at her, the old woman smiled and said, "People have bad stomachs when they get old, so they can't eat too much in one meal."

At this time, Mr. Deacon magically pulled out medicine and hot water from behind and handed it to the old woman's hand.

The old woman skillfully poured out two pills and swallowed them in two gulps with hot water without twitching her eyebrows. Lu Yu guessed that she was taking medicine for a long time due to physical problems.

He fell ill and came to a small town alone, with only a deacon by his side. Lu Yu felt unhappy. It wasn't that Mr. Deacon couldn't take good care of him, but that when people were sick, they wanted to be accompanied by their family members. He hoped that the old lady could resolve the conflict with her son as soon as possible and return to her family.

Although he really wanted to stay and spend more time with this arrogant old lady who had different opinions, there was still a poop shovel to take care of at home, and Lu Yu said that he was unable to do so.

Look, it's getting dark, and it has to go home to accompany the poop shoveler.

After rubbing around the old woman's legs a few times, Lu Yu led Senwu to say goodbye, and the two plush dogs ran home together.

The old woman stood at the door and watched for a while. Mr. Deacon heard her say: "Look, even the cat knows that home is the most important thing. How come my stupid son doesn't realize it?"

Mr. Deacon did not answer, but asked: "Do you need me to buy some toys for cats?"

The old woman glanced at him sideways: "They are just two cats. Do you really think they can understand human nature? It's just the effect of our psychology."

After saying that, she turned around and returned to the house.

The late autumn rain came quietly, as thin as a hair needle. Before pedestrians noticed it, the moisture had already invaded their hair and clothes, bringing with it a chill that was hard to dispel.

Lu Yu and Sen Wu stepped through the puddles and hurried to hide under the eaves of a house. They were playing on the rolling green in the park, but before they knew it, the sky turned dark, hazy rain fell, and the air was damp and heavy, which made the cats very unhappy.

After vigorously shaking off the water droplets on the fur, Lu Yu then lowered his head to lick the fur, licking the wet fur dry and smooth. After licking himself, he turned around and licked Senwu again.

"It suddenly felt so cold." Lu Yu shrank his shoulders, and the cold raindrops hit the tip of his nose, which made him shiver.

Senwu quickly took it into his arms and covered the little Lihua with his thick tail to keep it warm: "We won't play anymore today, let's go home first."

The fur of civet cats is short and their ability to keep warm is relatively poor. They are especially susceptible to cold and illness on rainy days.

Lu Yu looked at the mountains in the distance, his eyes showing the regret of missing the treasure: "I originally wanted to dig peanuts with you."

There are wild peanuts ripening in the forest. I heard from Senwu that the wild peanuts on the long rhizomes are as beautiful as golden bells. When the time comes, the big black cat will be responsible for digging the soil and peeling the shells behind. The freshly unearthed wild peanuts will definitely delicious.

Senwu licked its head hair lovingly: "We will go another day. This rain will stop in two days at most."

Lu Yu twitched his pointed ears: "But wild peanuts are likely to be dug away by other animals." It is autumn now, and the animals in the mountains are busy hoarding food for the winter. Peanuts are high in energy and filling and are very popular. It is very likely that they will go there late. It’s gone.

When Senwu heard this, he paused in his licking action. Little Lihua was right. Wild animals always fight to the death for food. If you are too late, you will be hungry. They use wild peanuts as snacks, but for animals in the wild, wild peanuts are not. It is a valuable food to survive the cold winter.

Sensing the big black cat's dilemma, Lu Yu quickly said: "It's okay. There will be another chance next year. The tomatoes Lu Shi planted in the yard are also ripe. Let's go pick tomatoes to eat."

Not long ago, Lu Yi opened a small plot of land behind his house to grow vegetables. Although he is not good at cooking, he is surprisingly good at farming. Chinese cabbage, tomatoes, cucumbers, potatoes... all the fruits and vegetables he tried to plant survived, and Harvest.

This gave Lu Yu an extra place to play, and he would often roll in dirt in the vegetable patch and go home. In front of Lu Yu, he would leave cat footprints on the floor, making him very angry.

Sen Wu infinitely nuzzled the sensible little civet flower: "Okay, let's eat tomatoes."

It's obviously a domestic cat, but it can think what the animals in the mountains think. Its little raccoon cat is really magical.

The rain was still pouring down, and Lu Yu found that the surrounding area looked familiar. After carefully identifying the shops on both sides of the street, he recognized that it was near the house of the old woman who served them steak.

"It's hard for us to get here, so why not go see the old lady!"

Lu Yudian pointed at the end of the street. If he remembered it wrong every time, the old lady's house was in a small alley turning left ahead.

Having just disappointed Little Lihua, Senwu responded to Lu Yu's new wish and took the initiative to lead the way with his tail raised. The two cats jumped under the eaves and turned into the deep alley.

The yard was quiet, the windows and doors were closed. Lu Yu leaned on the floor-to-ceiling windows and looked in. The living room was clean and tidy, and no sound could be heard. The old woman and the deacon were nowhere to be seen.

Lu Yu scratched his face: "Are they not at home?"

Senwu listened carefully for a while: "There is a person who is breathing heavily and a little quickly. His condition is not good."

Hearing this, Lu Yu meowed anxiously: "It must be the old lady. Mr. Deacon probably went out for something. We have to go in and rescue people!"

The little civet flower was so anxious that it turned around in circles. Suddenly, it found a small door at the bottom of the strong door. It was a passage specially reserved for pets by people who had small pets. It was just big enough to accommodate a cat. Lu Yu dived in without hesitation, and Senwu followed closely behind.

After entering the house, the two cats went straight to the second floor. Senwu used his keen hearing to find the room where the old woman was, but the door was closed. Lu Yu observed that the door lock structure was not complicated, and the door could be opened by just pressing the handle.

It jumped up with its hind legs and pressed down with all its body weight. With a click, the door handle was turned and the closed door was slowly pushed open.

"Meow meow meow!" Grandma, are you okay?

Lu Yuhuo rushed in. In the dim room, the old woman fell unconscious in front of the bed.

Senwu leaned his head on the old woman's neck and listened for a while, then turned to Lu Yu and said, "There is still a heartbeat, but the breathing is very rapid."

"Meow meow meow!" Wake up! Lu Yu persisted in licking the old woman's cheek, feeling anxious. The fall of such an old man can be serious or minor, so he needs to find someone for first aid as soon as possible!

first aid? first aid!

Sen Wu then saw the little raccoon flower suddenly jumping up and down as if looking for something. Finally, Lu Yu pulled out a rectangular metal block from under the pillow, took the old woman's hand and pressed it on it, and then used a plush Velvet's claws fidgeted.

Soon, the big black cat, who was exposed to human high technology for the first time, heard a familiar voice coming from the metal block.

"Hello, old lady, what are your orders?"

It was the man whom Little Lihua called Mr. Deacon last time.

Lu Yu leaned into the receiver of the phone and shouted loudly: "Meow, meow, meow, meow!" Help! Come back and save people!

It seemed that he didn't expect that the person calling him was a cat. After a moment of silence, he asked tentatively: "Little Lihua? Why did you use the old lady's mobile phone to make a call?"

Lu Yu was so anxious: "Meow meow! Meow meow meow!" If nothing happens, someone will call you!

Mr. Deacon thought for a moment, and his face suddenly turned serious: "Is something wrong with the old lady?"

This time, he heard the civet cat's voice become sharp and sharp, rising and falling rhythmically, as if confirming his guess.

"Okay, I understand." Mr. Deacon said, "Please take care of the old lady. I have called an ambulance and am heading back now."

After confirming that Mr. Deacon understood his alarm perfectly, Lu Yu finally breathed a sigh of relief. After hanging up the phone, he curled up and nestled against the old woman's heart, using his plush body to warm her.

Senwu watched the whole process in amazement, his eyes wide open. He knew that Little Lihua was very smart, but he didn't expect that Lu Yu could use human technology. Is this really a skill that a cat can master?