Those days when I was reborn as a cat

Hearing the sound of the key, Lu Yu trotted to the door with his tail raised. As soon as Lu Dad entered the door, he saw the warm and fluffy little raccoon flower jumping on his lap, opening his mouth and meowing sweetly.

"My dear, are you waiting for grandpa?"

Dad Lu held the shoe cabinet and carefully changed the cotton slippers, for fear of accidentally stepping on Lu Yu's paw.

Lu Yu circled around Dad Lu, staring at the bulging pockets of his coat. It smelled sweet, baked honey potatoes! Dad Lu must have bought it from the owner of a sweet potato stall pushing a cart on the roadside when he went home. It was hot and warm when he took a bite in winter.

The greedy look of the little raccoon cat made Dad Lu laugh.

He took off his coat and hung it on the hanger at the door, and then took out a tightly wrapped oil paper bag from his pocket. Inside was three roasted sweet potatoes, each with long cracks, and a layer of crystal clear skin solidified on the surface of the potatoes. Candied.

"Yes, yes, yes, oh, Dahei, please don't pull me." Dad Lu screamed, being chased by the big black cat chasing food for the little Lihua, and dodging in all directions.

Senwu bit Lu's father's trousers and pulled them towards their food plates: Hand over the prey quickly, the cat's little raccoon wants to eat.

Father Lu withstood the ferocious attack of the big black cat and first gave the fattest and largest roasted sweet potato to Mother Lu. Mother Lu was sitting on the sofa looking at her mobile phone: "Honey, try it while it's still hot. I ate one, it was so sweet." !”

Dad Lu raised his head and looked into Lu Shi's room: "Is Shi'er at home? These roasted sweet potatoes must be freshly baked to be delicious."

Mother Lu tore off the thin skin of the sweet potato, dipped a smear of potato flesh with her fingertips, let it cool, then fed it to the mouth of the little Lihua who jumped on the sofa, and said, "I have a friend gathering tonight, what coffee shop should I go to? After having dinner with me, we went out."

Lu Yu's barbed tongue carefully scraped the potato flesh off Lu's mother's fingers. He still held her wrist with his paws and licked it over and over.

The tickling sensation made Mother Lu smile unconsciously. She raised her head and urged Father Lu: "Go quickly and give them their share of the two cats."

Father Lu was ordered to carefully remove the potato meat to dissipate the heat, and then put the potato meat into the cat bowl when it stopped burning his mouth.

Senwu nibbled the tip of Lu Yu's tail, telling Lu Yu not to hold Lu's mother's hand and lick it: "Good boy, there is a big portion over there, let's go and eat it."

When Lu Yu heard this, he ran towards the cat bowl, his claws flying around in a greedy manner, which made the two old men smile kindly at the same time.

After wiping his hands, Father Lu sat next to Mother Lu, smiling as he watched her take a bite of sweet potato meat: "Is it sweet?"

Dad Lu and Mom Lu were childhood sweethearts. From falling in love to dating to getting married, Dad Lu would prepare a surprise every time they met. I never tire of giving her snacks and flowers, and occasionally I buy beautiful jewelry for her.

Over the years, she has collected a lot of weird things, but every time Mother Lu would praise Father Lu for his thoughtfulness, and then the two of them would go on a date happily. One time, Dad Lu brought a glowing fairy wand. She felt embarrassed and coaxed him to hold it for her. Dad Lu laughed and carried it all the way.

But Ma Lu had something on her mind today. When she heard this, she looked at it on her phone and said perfunctorily: "Sweet."

Father Lu didn't wait for the compliment and bumped into his wife with his shoulder depressedly: "Honey, are you worried?"

Could it be that the bottles of wine he had secretly hidden were discovered? Dad Lu glanced at the place where the wine was hidden. No, if Mother Lu finds out, he should be outside the door now and not on the sofa.

At this time, the two cats, who had finished eating the sweet potato mashed, jumped on the sofa one after another and lay down next to each other. Lu Yu pulled the remote control in front of him and skillfully called up a variety show starring Fang Wen.

This variety show is a reality show. The program team throws the artists into a small town without providing them with funds or food, allowing them to rely on their own abilities to make a living.

Fang Wen is polite to others. He helps look after the store, sells agricultural products and does farm work, winning unanimous praise from his aunts, uncles and grandparents. He also shows off his good cooking skills and conquers both adults and children, and his life is quite nourishing.

Just as the camera was focusing on Fang Wen's bright smile, Lu Yu heard Lu's mother say to Lu's father: "I think Jin'er is in love."

Lu Yu was so frightened that the tips of his ears twitched, and he almost turned off the TV reflexively. Fortunately, he controlled his claws in time, otherwise it would have been a cover-up.

Lu Yi is not at home, so Mao wants to spy on him.

At least let's see how his parents feel about him finding a partner.

Thinking like this, Lu Yu turned one ear towards Lu's father and mother, while keeping the other ear still to receive the sounds in the variety show.

The little boy is distracted and his mind is not on him.

Senwu didn't care about the topic of Lu's father and Lu's mother. Apart from Lu Yu, its world was all about hunting and territory. Whether Lu Yi fell in love or not didn't matter to it, but it was important that Lu Yu didn't look at it.

If it's another cat, Senwu can twist the other cat's head with a slap and make it look at him with its little eyes. But when it comes to his beloved little civet, Senwu is reluctant to touch Lu Yu's hair, so it's best to use gentle and effective methods.

The cute cub is watching TV, so you can't just take it back to the nest.

Toy? No, Guai Zai prefers variety shows these days.

I just finished eating roasted sweet potatoes, but the food didn't seduce the little boy.

Senwu expressed his distress.

Dad Lu was about to say something when he suddenly noticed that the two cats reacted abnormally. Although they were both staring at the TV, one of their eyes looked at them from time to time, while the other looked serious but was actually in a trance, seeming to be thinking about important things. .

The variety show happened to show Fang Wen squatting on the roadside selling river fish. Normally, the two cats, especially the little tabby cat, would have turned a blind eye to everything, and how could they be as half-hearted as they were today.

Do the cats know the inside story? Dad Lu calmly narrowed his eyes, and his eyes accidentally collided with the little raccoon cat. The little cat quickly moved his eyes away, hurriedly hugged the big black cat's head and started licking its fur.

"Meow meow meow." Lu Yu called pretending to be serious.

Senwu, your fur is knotted, let the cat lick it for you!

Woohoo, daddy, stop staring at the cat, the cat is scared.

Not knowing that he had become a tool cat, Senwu lowered his head in confusion upon hearing this. The cat had just combed its fur, where were the knots? But when Guai Zai said it was knotted, it was definitely knotted. Lu Yu's attention returned to himself. Senwu purred happily and kept rubbing his chin with his head.

Father Lu couldn't help but laugh when he saw this. There was no three hundred taels of silver here. Just like Lu Yi when he was a child, he ate without wiping his mouth clean and tried hard to pretend to be concentrating on his homework.

Before Dad Lu could answer, she saw him smirking at the two cats. Mother Lu was so angry that she pinched his arm: "Did you hear what I said?"

It's a matter of his son's life, why is this old man so distracted?

Father Lu felt the pain and frowned, hissing and begging for mercy: "I heard it, I heard it, you said you suspected that Jin'er was in love."

In fact, it doesn't hurt much, I just screamed a little loudly on purpose to make my wife feel distressed.

As expected, Mother Lu softened her grip and said softly while rubbing the place where she had just pinched: "Young man can't hide anything on his face. I saw him on the phone in the afternoon, and his smile was gentler than holding a good boy. He must be chatting with his partner. Woolen cloth."

Her mother used to bury her like this. She said that as soon as she received a call from Dad Lu, the corners of her mouth turned upward and she couldn't hold it down no matter what.

Children are worried if they don't fall in love, but they still worry if they fall in love.

Mother Lu was worried and showed the screen of her mobile phone to Father Lu: "I just looked at it and there is no clue at all on Zi'er's social platform. Do you think the person doesn't want him to post it?"

If you are in a relationship but are afraid of others finding out, it can't be a taboo relationship, right?

Lu Yu, who was eavesdropping by licking his hair and pricking up his ears, heard: Why is it not a taboo relationship to have an underground love affair with a big star?

Fang Wen once mentioned announcing the relationship, but Lu Yi refused on the grounds that the time was not ripe. On the night when Senwu didn't stay overnight, Lu Yi hugged Lu Yu and combed his hair. Fang Wen sat next to him and peeled oranges for him to eat. They talked about this topic halfway through the meal.

Lu Shi chewed the pulp and said that their relationship was not yet stable, so there was no need to sacrifice your career now.

Fang Wen tore off the white strip on the orange and said aggrievedly that he didn't want to be a star and had other careers. You just don’t want to give me status, you just don’t believe me.

Lu Yi had no choice but to pull him over and kiss him, to get this matter over with for the time being.

Lu Yu remembered it so clearly because it was squeezed between his two chests and almost died! The two hugged each other and kissed each other, even leaving the kitten's life behind.

Sigh!

The more Lu Yu thought about it, the angrier he became, and he couldn't help but bite off a long hair of Senwu.

Sensing the sudden tightening of muscles under the big black cat's skin, Lu Yu guiltily licked the area a few more times. Seeing that Senwu's eyes were still squinted and lifeless, Lu Yu felt relieved and continued to eavesdrop.

The forest is as motionless as a mountain: mosquitoes bite and sprinkle with water. The good cub can do whatever he wants, but the cat can bear it.

Dad Lu was more familiar with Lu Yi’s social platform than his mother. He put the phone aside and gently took her into his arms: “糸’er is an adult. If he doesn’t announce it, he must have his own plans. Besides, he is an adult. This just shows that Jin'er takes relationships seriously and doesn't just pick someone up to make ends meet."

This is also related to Lu Yi's character. No matter what he does, he must be sure before telling the people around him.

When he was a child, he suddenly said that he wanted to participate in a painting competition. When I asked, I found out that he had been practicing secretly for a long time. When I grew up and fell in love, I still had the same bad habits.

Father Lu took a bite of the sweet potato that Mother Lu had bitten, and said thoughtfully, "It seems that Gu'er's target hasn't completely captured him yet."

Mother Lu had a different opinion on this: "I think it's weird that Zi'er likes each other, otherwise he wouldn't smile like that."

On the TV screen, Fang Wen had another highlight moment. He held up a water pipe to help the neighbor's uncle wash his car. Water droplets scattered all over the sky. The sun was just right and a rainbow fell in front of the camera. Fang Wen smiled broadly, his face flashing with colorful waves.

Mother Lu pushed Father Lu's chest away and walked back and forth in front of the TV: "If it's true as you said, we need to know who the other party is, so that we can help the staff. In case... in case someone suddenly Come to your door, we can also buy some of their favorite dishes."

Lu Yu was so dizzy by her shaking that she opened her mouth to yawn: "Mom Lu, this is the face in front of you." You must like it.

This variety show was not only pursued by him, but also by Mother Lu, who pointed at Fang Wen more than once and said to him, "This young man is really nice, handsome, and has a good character. He picks fruits and sells them at a big stall."

Dad Lu moved to Lu Yu's side and stretched out his hand to touch his back. The big black cat glared at him unkindly: "Don't worry, I'm not sure yet if Jin'er has a partner yet, just ask him with a smile. One is a misunderstanding?"

Hearing this, Mother Lu looked at Father Lu and said, "I have an idea."

Father Lu was dragged to the kitchen by Mother Lu to whisper.

Senwu twitched his ears, opened his eyelids, and looked coldly in the direction of the two humans. It smelled a conspiracy and was clearly targeting the two cats.

Too lazy to compete with humans, Senwu turned his head and licked Lu Yu, who was focusing on watching the variety show: "Meow?"

Go back to the nest and sleep.

Lu Yu couldn't take his eyes away. The variety show was playing a spoof game, which was the most exciting part of the whole show. In the previous episode, Fang Wen was tricked into a mud pit by someone at this stage. Today it is his turn to take revenge on the other party. Mao will have to watch it before going to bed.

Sen Wu tilted his head and glanced at the kitchen again.

Since he can't hide away, the cat should protect the good cub a little more later. With the cat around, Lu Yu would never be harmed.

When Lu Yugun was holding his belly and laughing in Senwu's thick long hair, he heard Lu's mother's voice calling him a good cub with a smile. Along with this voice came the smell of food.

Anyone who often follows variety shows knows that the show lasts for basically two hours. Lu Yu licked his mouth, and the cat was indeed a little hungry.

Mother Lu really understands meow, and she actually prepared a midnight snack in advance.

The tray on the coffee table is filled with delicacies, including goat milk egg yolk puff pastry, pork breast, roasted corn, and chicken cheese biscuits.

A combination of sweet and salty, so you won’t be tired of eating!

Lu Yu's eyes were shining, but he was a polite kitten. So Lu Yu got up and squatted on the sofa obediently, looking eagerly at Mother Lu, waiting for her to satisfy the little kitten that was waiting to be fed.

Mother Lu, who was actively feeding it, didn't seem to notice the anxiety of the little civet flower. She was introducing the food on the tray to it one by one. This is made of goat's milk and eggs, this is made of pork, and this is chicken and cheese. baked.

His saliva was dripping, and Lu Yu couldn't help but raise his paw and pat Lu's mother's hand: "Meow, meow, meow."

The cat knows, grandma, your craftsmanship is so superb! So can cats eat?

Mother Lu held its little paw and asked, "Which one do you want to eat first, dear cub?"

Lu Yu's greedy eyes fell on the tray. The chicken cheese biscuits were salty and crispy. They were made into the shape of a cat's plum blossom mat. They were beautiful and delicious. The cat wanted to eat them first!

Mother Lu picked up the roasted corn in her left hand and the chicken and cheese biscuits in her right hand, and said, "If you tell grandma which one is corn, grandma will give you the chicken and cheese biscuits."

When Lu Yu heard this, he put his paw on her left hand without hesitation.

While Lu Yu was enjoying the biscuits, Mother Lu quietly whispered to Father Lu, who was watching the fun: "Look, I just said that the good boy can understand human speech. It has been living with Jin'er, so it must know whether Jin'er has a partner!"

Father Lu is a gentle and gentle man who has never cheated on a kitten, but if his wife wants to do it, he can only watch from the sidelines if he doesn't go along with the evil.

A biscuit the size of a cat's paw is not enough to fit between the teeth. Lu Yu looked into the tray while eating. After finishing the last bite, he immediately licked his lips and called to Lu's mother that the cat still wanted to eat.

Nothing is free in this world.

There are no free late night snacks either.

Lu Yu heard Lu's mother ask it with a smile: "My dear, tell grandma, does Lu Yi have a boyfriend?"

Yes, the paw is placed on the left hand; no, the paw is placed on the right hand.

Lu Yu was dumbfounded, how could you have the heart to embarrass a little kitten! If you want to know, ask Lu Yi!

Mao can't help Lu Yi confess to his family!

Lu's parents and Lu's mother stared at Lu Yu closely, and saw the little Li Hua looking away with difficulty, diving between the two forelimbs of the big black cat, pointing her butt towards them, showing the little cat's attitude with her actions.

Father Lu and Mother Lu looked at each other, there was something interesting!

Half an hour later, Lu Yi returned home after the party. When he opened the door, he saw a lot of chaos in the house.

The big black cat carried Lu Yu and ran around, and the two old men chased and intercepted the two cats. But the old man's hands and feet couldn't keep up with the big black cat's flexibility. Every time they didn't get close, the big black cat would jump somewhere else.

Passing by the coffee table, the big black cat stretched out his head and picked up a piece of food, then turned and handed it to the little civet flower. Lu Yu immediately pressed it down with his paws and lay on the back of the big black cat to eat it.

Lu Yi was speechless: "What are you doing?"

When their son bumped into the "interrogation" scene, Lu's father and mother Lu showed a rare expression of embarrassment and stood there rubbing their hands.

The client is back.

Senwu took the last goat's milk egg yolk cake in his mouth, carrying the little civet flower steadily on his back, passing by the two humans looking at each other from a distance, and walked calmly to the cat's nest in Lu Mi's room.

He kicked the door shut with his back foot.