Those days when I was reborn as a cat

Eat, eat, eat during the Chinese New Year!

Today is the fifth day of the Lunar New Year. Thanks to the efforts of two cats and three people, the food in the refrigerator has finally been consumed.

Food storage for the first month includes not only leftovers from New Year’s Eve, but also unprocessed raw meat frozen in the freezer. As for vegetables, I buy new ones and eat them every day.

Seeing Mother Lu spreading the menu on the dining table, Father Lu quickly put down the hot tea and got behind his wife. Covering the table is the children's version of the menu that Lu's mother had recently drawn by herself. It is colorful and cute.

Dad Lu picked up a piece of paper and praised it: "It's amazingly workmanlike! It's so vivid and lifelike! Just looking at it makes my mouth salivate! Wife, I want to eat this pineapple ribs and egg-filled minced pork tofu..."

When Lu Yu, who was playing a biting game with Sen Wu, heard this, he let go of the big paw in his mouth, then stood up and jumped towards the dining table with his four claws flying: "Let the cat see, the name of this dish sounds like this." It’s delicious, meow.”

Ignoring Father Lu's request, Mother Lu smiled and caught the little raccoon dog that rushed to her legs, and lifted Lu Yu onto the table. She took out the menu from Dad Lu's hand and put it back: "My dear, you pick first and see what you want to eat? They are all grandma's specialties. When I leave in two days, I won't be able to eat them for a long time." Sigh."

Senwu didn't need to be hugged, he jumped lightly and came to Lu Yu's side.

The same kind of vegetables and the same kind of meat can actually make a variety of dishes. Senwu tilted his head and saw Lu Yu licking his mouth with greed.

To her cubs, mother cats will teach them all the skills of survival and hunting. The cat hopes that this powerful human can teach the two-legged beast Lu Yu raised more. In this way, Lu Yu can eat these delicious foods when he returns to the small town.

When Lu Yu, who was carefully selecting, heard this, he broke the big black cat's illusion about Lu Yi and said sadly: "Mother Lu should have taught him, but Lu Yi is too stupid. He didn't even learn to control the heat."

Senwu felt that this was no excuse. There were smart cubs and stupid cubs in the world. As for the skills that cannot be learned no matter what, as long as the mother cat has strict requirements and encourages the cubs to practice more, they will definitely learn it!

When kittens are learning skills, mother cats are the strictest to their kittens. If the kitten is naughty and refuses to learn from it, the mother cat will bite it on the neck, hold it in her arms and kick it with its hind legs to teach it a lesson. A kitten only remembers when it hurts.

If Lu Yi can't learn to cook, it must be because Lu's mother didn't teach hard enough. Senwu's analysis was sound and well-founded. In the end, he hoped that Mother Lu would be strict with her cubs. If necessary, she could punch and kick her cubs like a mother cat does to her kittens.

Fortunately, Lu's mother couldn't hear Senwu's thoughts. Otherwise, for the sake of Lu Yu's belly, she would probably really pick up the pointer and force Lu Yi to develop his potential in cooking.

It would be great if cats could be like little civets and let humans understand what cats mean by gestures alone. Senwu stared at Mother Lu for two seconds. Seeing the confused look she gave him, Senwu had to give up the idea of ​​communicating with Mother Lu.

The table full of menus dazzled the cat. Lu Yu moved dexterously among the gaps, pressing his paws on this and that. The cat wanted to eat every dish, but he couldn't finish them all. Not only is it a waste of money but also a waste of food. It’s so hard to choose!

Seeing this, Senwu silently picked up the menu that Lu Yu had printed with his paw prints, and gathered them in front of Lu's mother. Meow, at least in the last few days, let the little boy have a good time.

Two plush ones, the cute one is busy making paw prints, and the domineering one is busy helping it collect. Father Lu and Mother Lu were leaning against each other with smiles on their faces, their eyes looking like they were looking at two naughty and playful children.

"Dad, Mom, what are you doing?"

The bedroom door rang, and Lu Yi walked out neatly dressed.

Something happened, and Lu's mother was keenly aware that something was wrong. Lu Yi had been home for almost a month, and spent most of the time at home, wearing home clothes. There were only a handful of times when he went out, and it was the first time that he had dressed up as carefully as he did today.

"You are dressed very smartly today!" Dad Lu didn't think too much. The more he looked at his son, the more satisfied he became. "This coat looks good, but it looks thin. Is it warm?"

Lu Yi's eyes flickered, and he took out the hair gluer from the locker to take care of his coat: "It's warm. I'll place an order online and buy you a new one later. You'll definitely look good in it too!"

Mother Lu was 100% sure that Lu Mi was going out. She rolled the hair stick back and forth several times and carefully checked whether her clothes were smooth. She paid so much attention to her appearance that the person she wanted to meet was unusual.

"Are you going out?" Mother Lu walked over and took the hair stick, and took care of the areas on his back that were out of reach. Finally, she folded down the turned-up back collar, "Okay, it's all clean."

"Thank you, Mom." Lu Yi licked his lips, not daring to look into Lu's mother's eyes, "Yes, I'm taking the little ones to the amusement park today. There is no such large amusement park in the town, so take the little ones to experience it."

Lu Yu, who didn’t know he was going to the amusement park:?

"Isn't that right, my dear?" Lu Yi winked at his little civet.

Lu Yu tilted his head when he heard this. Why didn't Meow know that he was going out to play today? But it’s an amusement park! Just like Lu Yi said, if you miss this village, you won’t have this store.

But Lu Yi pretended to be calm, just like when he was a child, he secretly went out to fall in love, and made random excuses to get Fa Xiaoda to cooperate and deceive his parents.

While Lu Yu was hesitating, Lu Mi coughed twice and took out his mobile phone: "Look, dad has bought the tickets. We have to hurry up and set off. It's the Chinese New Year. If we go late, there will be a long queue!"

Seeing the tickets, Lu Yu was finally willing to move his buttocks and led Senwu to the entrance to open the door. Okay, for the sake of being able to go to the amusement park, the cat won't care about you and use the cat as an excuse.

"Okay, but Mom, please don't lose my little cub." Mother Lu knelt down to straighten Lu Yu's scarf and rubbed the cat's head, "Our little cub is so cute, be careful not to be sneaked into the house." Take it away."

When Lu's mother let go, Senwu immediately rushed over to lick Lu Yu's hair, and then rubbed his chin twice.

Lu Yu, who was used to being licked by Senwu, didn't struggle. His attention was entirely focused on what Lu's mother said about being "carried away secretly".

Lu Yu meowed and protested: "The cat is not a thing. It will not be taken away secretly. If it is taken away, it must be snatched away! But with Senwu here, Senwu will not let anyone take the cat away!"

Senwu: Yes, whoever dares to snatch the good cub will take it one at a time.

Mother Lu is looking for him. She can't forget about her sweet boy just because of falling in love. After hearing the implication, Lu Yi nodded casually and ran downstairs with the two cats in three steps.

Mother Lu closed the door and looked up to see Father Lu sorting out the menu, looking at this and that: "Honey, my dear boy is really good at choosing. They are all my favorites. My dear boy must love grandpa very much."

Mother Lu curled her lips.

Man, I don’t know if I’m really stupid or just pretending to be stupid!

Before setting off, Lu Yi went to the bun shop he frequented and bought two meat buns. He specifically told the boss that he wanted them hot and added money to buy an insulated bag to take away.

Two cats were waiting in the back seat.

Lu Yi got into the car with the meat buns, and the hot aroma of the meat buns instantly caught Lu Yu's nose. Lu Yu climbed up, put his front paws between the two seats, and stretched his fluffy cat head towards the co-pilot to sniff vigorously.

Lu Yi stared at the car in front of him. When he heard the movement, he said without looking back: "No, dear boy, I bought this for Fang Wen. He just got off the plane and was hungry."

Sure enough, you tricked Father Lu and Mother Lu into running out just to meet your lover!

Lu Yu jumped back into the back seat of the car angrily, opened his mouth and meowed and complained: He had a husband and forgot to be a good boy, but it doesn't matter. When Fang Wen eats it later, as long as the cat meows coquettishly twice, Fang Wen will definitely give the cat a few bites.

Until then, let the cat lick Senwu to satisfy its craving.

Lu Yu hugged the big black cat's neck. Well, did Senwu roll around somewhere? Why did it taste so sweet when he licked it? Why doesn’t a cat feel sweet when it licks itself?

Senwu narrowed his eyes in contentment, opened his belly and let Lu Yu lick his fur, and patted it gently with his thick tail hanging down from the leather chair. From time to time, he straightened his neck, held Little Lihua's head and licked it too.

Hululu, hululu.

The sweet purrs of the cats echoed in the carriage.

When Lu Yi heard a cat's voice like this before, he only thought it was cute. He would think of a warm and soft quilt in winter, with a squinting cat rubbing the quilt with its paws.

But after falling in love, his mentality changed. The sweet purring of the two cats was like some kind of catalyst. Lu Yi seemed to feel Fang Wen's ambiguous breath coming from his ears.

Fascinating thoughts flashed through his mind, Lu Yi's cheeks felt hot, and he quickly concentrated on driving properly.

The car drove all the way towards the amusement park.

During the Chinese New Year, as long as there are entertainment venues, there will be crowds of people everywhere. This is an amusement park specifically for pets. Considering that cats and dogs need a certain distance from each other, and in order to ensure tourists' play experience, the park has taken measures to limit passenger flow.

There is a shop selling peripheral products at the door, selling cat ear headbands, animal dolls, etc. But now people are smarter than merchants, and the same style is half the price when purchased online. Therefore, when they go shopping, they can only take pictures and check in, but not many customers actually spend money.

The girl in charge of the cashier had been paying attention to the tall man standing at the door for a long time. With wide shoulders, narrow waist and long legs, he has a strong aura that is hard to ignore. He is wearing a hat and a mask to cover his face. He can't really be a big star, right?

Hey hey hey! Why did you come over suddenly! The clerk girl hurriedly grabbed the documents and sorted them out, not knowing where to move her hands and feet.

"Hello, I would like to ask, this is the gate of the amusement park, right? Is the parking place far from here?" The man stood outside the door and asked politely, his voice sounded like a clear violin, with an uplifting tone. smile.

"Yes, that's it. The parking lot is just around the corner, not far." The clerk leaned out and pointed to the right, where people were coming out one after another with their pets.

"Sir, where is your pet? You can't enter the park without a pet." The store clerk kindly reminded me when I didn't see Fluffy at the man's feet.

Hearing this, the man bent his eyes as bright as the sun and smiled: "My wife is bringing them here. It is our first time to bring pets to an amusement park. Do you have any recommendations?"

Ah, it turns out that all good men are famous and have their own owners!

The clerk regretted it for two seconds. When she heard the man's question, she quickly gathered her mood and answered: "If you only want to experience a few projects, the Ferris wheel, carousel, and go-kart are more popular. There are also some special facilities for pets in the park. It’s a lawn for running, but please keep an eye on your pets at all times to avoid getting lost.”

"Okay, thank you." The man bent over the counter and selected two cat-ear headbands, one pure black and one dark brown.

The man put the two hairbands on the counter and pushed them in front of the clerk: "Please pay, you don't need to put them up, I can just hold them in my hand."

The colleague who was watching the entire process poked at the clerk and smiled at her: "Why, you didn't ask for your contact information?"

The clerk slapped her fingers off in shame and lowered her head to organize the goods on the counter: "I went to have my fortune told a few days ago. The master said that this year is not a good year for me to fall in love and that I should focus on my career. The master was quite accurate..."

The shoulder was suddenly slapped hard, and the colleague's voice couldn't suppress the excitement: "Look! That man just now!"

When the clerk heard this, she looked up curiously, her eyes widening instantly, oh! The handsome guy who was "waiting for his lover" was accompanied by a man in a khaki coat, and a big black cat and a small tabby cat walked at their feet.

The handsome man held up a black-brown headband and wanted to put it on the man. The man seemed embarrassed and refused twice, but he turned around awkwardly and let the other man put it on him.

The handsome guy pushed the black hairband into the man's hand, squatted down slightly, supported his knees, leaned forward, and motioned for the man to put it on.

The two faces were so close that they seemed to be kissing.

The clerk's girl screamed silently: Family, I'm in trouble!

The two clerks looked at them with relish, and the customers waiting for them to check out followed their gazes. The two cats were very cute, but was it necessary to look at them so fascinatedly?

"Well, let's pay!"

"Oh oh oh! Sorry! I'm sorry!"

When two men wearing cat-ear headbands entered the park, the first thing they did was to find a deserted corner against the wall. There was a shelter above their heads. Unless they walked up to it, they wouldn't be able to tell who was hiding here. What to do.

Lu Yi went to buy a hot drink and hurried back. Fang Wen and the two cats were waiting for him obediently.

Putting the hot drink into Fang Wen's hand, Lu Mi took out the paper bag from his pocket: "Eat something first. I asked the boss to add less sugar, so I'll just drink something that won't make me fat. I'll help you keep people away from you. You eat slowly and go play afterward."

Fang Wen opened the lid of the hot drink, and the white mist blurred his cheeks, but Lu Yi could still see a faint red bloodshot in his eyes: "Have you been under a lot of pressure at work recently? If you can't sleep, try soaking your feet. It's very good. It works.”

Fang Wen took a sip of the hot soy milk and felt the coldness all over his body dissipate and finally warmed up: "I'll take a bath when I get back tonight and listen to you and get a good sleep."

Seeing him covering the cup with his hands to keep warm, Lu Yi opened the thermal insulation paper bag, took out a meat bun and brought it to Fang Wen's mouth: "Slow down, I asked the boss for a hot one. The gravy will definitely burn your mouth. This The steamed buns are from the one I told you about, and you said you wanted to try them too..."

Halfway through the ramble, Lu Yi noticed that after Fang Wen took a bite, he stared at him with his eyes open: "Why do you keep looking at me? Is there something dirty on my face?"

Lu Yi turned his face strangely, and while speaking, he retracted his hand and subconsciously wanted to touch his cheek.

Fang Wen grabbed his wrist and said seriously: "Lu Yi, I want to kiss you. Is that okay?"