Those days when I was reborn as a cat

Even though he knew cats were self-centered guys, Lu Yu still stared in surprise at Fat Lihua's words.

Look at Senwu's body, which is at least a bit bigger than yours. Mr. Cat, do you think we will make you a subordinate cat?

After Fat Lihua finished speaking, she licked her paws and secretly observed the reaction of the other cats, waiting for the two foreign cats to lower their heads and open their bellies to express their submission.

Hey, why are you so indifferent? If you take a good look at the cat's strong body, and then look at the territory of the temple and the back mountain, you will know that hanging out with cats can be very popular and drink spicy food!

Alas, monk cats are compassionate and don’t use their paws to solve problems that can be solved with words. Fat Lihua raised his hind legs and wanted to kick his neck. Oh, it was so hard. He would ask his owner to scratch the cat later.

This was the first time Lu Yu saw a cat with a double chin. If Senwu's cheeks were like a ring of fur like a little lion's mane, Fat Lihua's was like a ring of solid flesh.

Fat Lihua kicked her legs, and the meat on her belly and waist piled up, and the small wind from her fur blew the dust in the sun flying around.

Dalang, you are not strong, you are puffy.

Lu Yu couldn't bear to tell Fat Lihua the truth. Suddenly he remembered that Lu's mother had said that the cat had grown taller. When he thought that he might turn into a fat cat, Lu Yu quickly lowered his head to check his body and let the cat see if there was an extra layer of flesh somewhere.

Lu Yu suddenly twisted his body, pressed his paws against his belly, turned his head and bit his back, and then raised his hind legs to check his muscles. Its sudden and strange behavior was quickly noticed by Sen Wu.

Senwu thought that Little Cihua felt inferior to him when he saw how good Fat Cihua was. He quickly comforted him and said, "Don't worry, dear, you are still growing. As long as you eat more meat, you can grow like him in the future." .”

When Lu Yu heard this, his facial expression instantly distorted, and he rushed forward and slapped Senwu's face with his bow left and right, huffing and puffing. Who wants to look like it! It has become as fat as a small car. If you say such things again, the cat will beat you up!

Senwu, who had offended his partner, didn't know what was wrong with him. He turned his ears away and accepted the beating obediently. When he saw Lu Yu started to pant after being patted for a while, he immediately bent down to let Xiao Lihua beat him more easily. It didn't mind being beaten, it just wanted Lu Yu to be happy.

It seemed as if an arrow had been hit in the knee. Fatty Lihua Dalang slowly lowered his hind legs in embarrassment. He didn't know what a small car meant, but judging from Little Lihua's furious actions, ninety-nine percent was not a good adjective.

These two cats are really strange. One actually defies the instinct of animals and hates fat bodies, while the other also defies the law of the jungle and surrenders to the weaker cat.

This world is so strange, and cats’ spiritual practice is indeed not enough.

Fat Lihua opened her mouth and yawned, and decided to listen to her master later. When a visiting human walks out of its owner's room, it will have an expression of enlightenment on its face. Although the cat falls asleep every time he listens to it, he may learn something if he listens to it too much.

While patting and patting, looking at Senwu's pitiful beaten face, Lu Yu suddenly felt guilty. What's wrong with Senwu? He just wants the cat to be healthy and strong, but he doesn't know that his stupid partner is influenced by human thinking and doesn't want to get too fat.

Sorry Senwu. Lu Yu apologetically combed the big black cat's messed up hair. He secretly decided that Cat would never beat Senwu for these trivial reasons next time!

Senwu raised his paws and rubbed Little Lihua's drooping ears, without any sign of anger: "It was the cat who said something that made you unhappy. My dear, you are already very gentle to the cat. The cat once saw a male cat provoking His wife was angry and was chased for two streets, and her face was scratched into a broken fishing net."

In contrast, the little civet flower just patted its face, and its little claws didn't even scratch its fur.

Pushing away Senwu, who was trying too hard to lick the other side of his face, Lu Yu had a look on his face. He thought he was showing mercy and bypassed him. He didn't want to think in the eyes of the other party that his attack power was too bad to even be considered tickling. .

In the confused eyes of Senwu and Fat Lihua, Lu Yu angrily rubbed his claws on the small potted tree, then calmly walked up to Fat Lihua and said: "Dalang, thank you for the invitation. However, the cats came to play with their owners and had no intention of joining the temple."

When Fat Lihua heard this, her soft tail stiffened visibly, and then she took a few steps back as if she had been stepped on the tip of her tail, burying her face deeply in her paws, as if a cat was ashamed to see people.

Meow! The cats mistook the important tourists as stray cats and mistakenly thought they wanted to join the temple to have a full meal. How embarrassing!

Domestic cats are the happiest. They have a warm nest, endless food, and the caress and companionship of their owners. The five cats just live in the temple and have no clear owners. However, for them who once wandered and suffered hardships, this is already a good place to live.

They often joke with each other, why not choose a human from among the tourists to play porcelain, roll around and follow them, and they will be kittens with a home from now on. However, people come and go in the temple every day, but there is never a suitable fate.

So they comforted each other sadly, saying that it would be good to live in a temple for the rest of their lives.

Not so with the little civet cat and the big black cat. They have homes. Asking cats to join the temple is the same as asking them to run away from home!

Fat Lihua was so embarrassed that she almost crawled into the cracks in the ground.

Unexpectedly, his words were so offensive. Lu Yu quickly ran over and poked Fat Lihua on the back with his paw: "Did the cat say something strange? If it was wrong, the cat apologizes to you."

"No, no, no." Fat Lihua wiped her face and raised her head, sweeping the ground with her tail, "It's the cat who apologizes to you. I didn't know that you were guests of the temple. The cat was rude just now."

Fat Lihua took care of her messy fur and said with a high-spirited attitude: "To make up for the rudeness just now, please let the cat take you around the temple. There are mice and small snakes in the back mountain. If you don't mind it, , wait for lunch time, the cat will take you to hunt."

The monks receive human visitors, the cats receive feline visitors, and the collaboration is unparalleled.

I hope the cats will say more nice things in front of their owners and come to the temple to play next time.

OK, OK.

Hearing this, Lu Yu, who was originally going to ask the temple cat for advice on where to have fun, nodded repeatedly. Lu Shi brought delicious snacks, and later the cat went to ask for some to distribute to the cats in the temple as tour guide fees.

The fat civet flower is the temple’s signature cat. The young staff of the temple kept pace with the times and posted various beautiful photos of Fat Lihua on social platforms. In conjunction with the ancient scenery of the temple, they successfully attracted a group of fans and tourists.

It's easy to encounter a fat civet flower, just wander around the temple grounds. Tourists can often see fat civet flowers strolling around, the main hall, bell tower, and rockery green plants.

Fat Lihua is like a temple security guard, patrolling the whole place conscientiously.

According to the temple staff, as the boss of the temple cats, Pang Lihua supervises other cats and prevents them from conflicting with tourists. Of course, other cats are also very cute, so please feel free to meet them by chance.

"Excuse me, I heard that cats are very spiritual and do not eat meat but follow the monks to eat vegetarian food. Is this true?" A tourist with a camera hanging around his neck raised his hand curiously and asked.

The staff member was a little intern girl. She replied with a shy look: "It's true, cats are very spiritual. I didn't understand when I first came here. I fed Huahua ham sausage. Huahua turned her head when she smelled it. Go, it’s incredible.”

Lu Yu and Senwu happened to pass by with Fat Lihua. In their ears, Fat Lihua was enthusiastically introducing them to the fat and fragrant rats in the temple pharmacy, and took a sip of saliva while talking.

Tourists, the little Buddha in your eyes can do anything in private.

Lu Yu is happy to share this secret.

But he's not afraid of exposing the cats' tricks, because Twolegs can't understand meow language.

"Ah! Dalang!" The tourist at the end of the queue turned around and saw three cats. His surprised cry instantly attracted the attention of the tourists present.

The three cats were immediately surrounded by guns, cannons and mobile phones.

Fat Lihua saw this and stood in front of Lu Yu and Senwu. The white cat Xiaomi and the orange cat Daju were frightened by these black and round things when they first arrived. They couldn't let them scare the two distinguished guests. .

I was careless! When visiting temples with cats, you should stay away from human tourists if you see them.

Hey, I didn’t hear the fearful gasp.

Aren't you scared out of your wits?

Fat Lihua looked back worriedly and was surprised to see the two cats facing the camera without fear. Even if a human reaches out a sinful hand to the little civet flower, the big black cat will wave its claws at the other person fiercely.

Of course, cats are not afraid. If they weren’t worried about stealing your spotlight, they would still be able to pose for the camera!

Lu Yu is very understanding of people and the world. This is the home of Fat Lihua, so the cat should just be an ordinary little Lihua cat.

What are you looking at meow for? Look at the camera for business.

Aren’t you trying to attract tourist fans? There are so many cameras facing you now, what a great opportunity!

Lu Yu was worried about the silly fat Lihua.

Seeing that the fat fox was so angry, the little intern girl rushed over to evacuate the tourists: "Please don't crowd at the entrance. Thank you for your cooperation."

The tourists gradually dispersed, and Fat Lihua saw the opportunity and ran away with the two cats.

"Huuhu!" Fat Lihua raised his paw to wipe away the non-existent sweat, "Those dark things can also make clicking noises, and the giants are holding up a circle around the cat. It's very scary!"

That's right, the cat doesn't look like it and knows that it's a camera lens. Lu Yu patted the fat fox to tell it not to be afraid, and taught it what a camera is.

Fat Lihua didn’t seem to understand, but he firmly remembered that posing for the camera could increase the number of tourists in the temple.

As expected of a cat raised in a human home, Little Lihua knows a lot.

When we meet later, Cat will tell Huahua and the others the news.

Having mastered another way to attract tourists, Fat Lihua jumped up and down with joy. In its eyes, the little civet flower that helped it is already a good friend, and a good friend is someone who can share the past.

"The white cat, the cats call him Xiaomi, came to the temple suddenly; the big orange, when he was taken in by the owner, he was so hungry that he had only bones left. I didn't expect it to be so good at eating!"

"Meimei is the only female among the cats, and cats all over a hundred miles around like her! Meimei is also pitiful. Its original owner was a couple. Later, they separated, and they left Meimei in the temple."

"It's so abominable! No wonder the Bodhisattvas don't bless them forever!"

Fat Cihua jumped over a small puddle and shook her paws that accidentally got wet.

"Huahua is a little different. He accidentally ran away and never found his way home." Fat Lihua continued, "The cats thought of a way for it. There are people coming and going in the temple, and you can't tell what day it will be." You can meet the master who happens to come to play."

When Lu Yu heard this, he counted in his mind. Huahua should be referring to the black, orange and white cat he saw first. I didn’t expect it to have such a story. Waiting for someone who doesn’t know where they are to come and worship Buddha is like looking for a needle in a haystack, so sad!

Frequent tourists passed by and couldn't help but cast strange glances at the three cats: Dalang usually doesn't like to talk and is very calm, but why did he transform into a talkative cat today? Meow all the way.

Fat Cihua: The cat is acting as a tour guide, so don’t cue.

On a sunny day, the carved windows on the temple's porch make the most of light and shadow, and even the shadows projected on the walls and ground form a Zen-like landscape painting of their own.

Even the cats on the ground.

In the middle of a stone road leading to the side hall, a tortoiseshell cat with messy colors lay. If you look closely, you can see that it puts one of its forelimbs over its eyes and lies on its side with its exposed abdomen rising and falling rhythmically. It is obvious that it is sleeping soundly.

A tourist picked up a fallen leaf and placed it on its belly. The tortoiseshell cat remained motionless and seemed oblivious. He looked interesting, took the photo and left quietly.

When Lu Yu's three cats arrived, they saw the tortoiseshell cat sleeping on its side, with all kinds of small things on its belly, including fallen leaves, fruits, and grass, like a small drawing board.

Several tourists gathered around it to take photos, and it became a small check-in point.

Hearing the footsteps of the three cats, the tortoiseshell cat Meimei twitched its ears and stood up, shaking the fallen leaves and fruits to the ground.

When Fat Lihua caught her slacking off, Meimei didn't hesitate to betray her brother to divert the fire: "Cat just saw Xiaomi sleeping on the futon!"

Lu Yu couldn't help laughing when he heard this. It also saw them. They came from the main hall. The Buddha was on top, the pilgrims knelt down and worshiped devoutly on the futon, and the white cat put its buttocks up and fell asleep on a futon next to it.

After everyone knelt down and worshiped, they also stroked the little Buddha cat that seemed to be kneeling down to worship the Buddha.

Finally, he was woken up by Fat Lihua's tail.

The tortoiseshell cat tilted its head pitifully. Facing this beautiful little face, the fat civet cat could not destroy the flower with its claws, so it could just cheer up and do business well.

"I made you laugh." Fat Cihua raised her hind legs and scratched her cheeks to hide her uncontrollable embarrassment, "Meimei used to be a domestic cat, so it's understandable that she's a bit delicate."

Senwu's eyes followed the little civet flower playing with fallen leaves, and he agreed with Fat Civet Flower's statement in his heart. Good cubs also live in human homes. It's true that they are squeamish, sleepy, and lazy.

Lu Yu:? Senwu, these are not words of praise, don’t learn them randomly!

The three cats were about to continue their journey when a commotion suddenly came from the side hall, and a human shouted loudly, "Mimi, let go!"

Lu Yu, who could understand human language, quickly translated with Fat Lihua. Fearing that one of the cats would have a conflict with humans, the three cats hurried to the side hall.

In the open space in front of the side hall, a group of tourists formed a circle. In the space between their feet, the black, orange and white cat named Huahua was biting the cuff of a human.

Lu Yu heard Huahua shouting excitedly: "Master, it's the cat! The cat is waiting for you! Don't you know the cat?"