Those days when I was reborn as a cat

Recalling the messy scene last night when he was forced to cut off his flesh and sell his land to get back the photos, Lu Yi was so angry that his teeth itched. He couldn't find the wooden sticks, so he took off his shoes and pointed them at one person and one cat.

"If I hadn't checked the surveillance, I wouldn't have known that you two teamed up to commit the crime. Do you still have to tell me honestly?" His waist was sore and weak, and Lu Mi rubbed it. The anger in his eyes was like a fire-breathing dragon.

Lu Yu, who was gradually waking up, finally realized that Lu Shi must have known about the fact that he "sold" the photos of women's clothing to Fang Wen in exchange for a box of cat snacks from country F.

Lu Yu smacked his mouth. The snacks are so delicious. I will try them again next time.

But what's the matter with you, little brother? Such important evidence of surveillance was not destroyed! Lu Yu glared at the man kneeling next to him with a look of hatred.

Pig teammates, really pig teammates!

Fang Wenchong blinked at the sad little Lihua, Dad was wrong, I will compensate you with a box of new snacks.

Lu Yi was so angry that his vision went dark, and he pointed at Lu Yu with his slippers shaking: "Lu Yu! Give it to me, give it to me..." He seemed to be racking his brains to think of a punishment, and the words stuck in his mouth for a long time. .

Lu Yu's scalp was numb. He had been raised by Lu Shi for almost a year. This was the first time that the other party called him by his first name. Children who have been spanked know that when a parent suddenly calls you by your full name, your skin will tighten.

"Meow, meow, meow." Lu Yu put his ears back and lay on the ground with his tail wrapped around his paws. His almond-shaped eyes were watery as he looked up at the furious Lu Shi.

No matter what the two coquettish cat sounds meant, in Lu Mi's eyes, the aggrieved little civet was apologizing to him and asking for forgiveness with body language.

The overwhelming anger was half extinguished before it could be vented. Lu Mi's eyes flickered a few times, and his voice couldn't help but soften, and then deliberately became tough: "Sit down, good boy, today's snacks are confiscated."

Lu Yu felt happy in his heart, knowing that he must not show any luck at this moment, and his eyes immediately showed a bit of pitifulness. Without snacks, the good boy learned a profound lesson.

Meow meow.

After cleaning up the little raccoon dog, Lu Shi turned his slippers and pointed them at Fang Wen. The satisfied expression on the man's face made his extinguished anger burn brightly again: "The cats make mistakes because their owners are not serious! If you dare to instill strange skills into the good cub, Just don’t ever step foot in this home!”

Anger gave Lu Shi's gentle features a unique look. Fang Wen stared at the gentle Lu Shi, the blushing Lu Shi, and the angry Lu Shi. He wanted to collect all types of Lu Shi.

But for now, it’s better to appease the other person, otherwise he might have to sleep on the sofa tonight. A long night without a sweet partner in your arms is a torture even more cruel than sleeping on the sofa.

"I'm sorry, you are too cute in the photo." Fang Wen boldly held Lu Mi's hand, "I have returned the only photo to you, and there is no second one with me."

Having just concluded several business deals worth over 100 million yuan last night, Lu Yi still remembers the man's various tricks. He quickly shook off the other party's burning hand: "If I hadn't rushed to open a store and do business, I would definitely not have let you off so easily!"

The grand interrogation came to an end. Lu Shi, who was thinking about his customers, hurriedly washed up and went downstairs to do business. Fang Wen and Lu Yu knelt down and accepted the punishment obediently.

Fang Wen kneels a lot when acting, and has a special way to keep himself from getting tired. Lu Yu didn't get enough sleep. He opened his mouth and yawned after squatting for a while, and his eyes narrowed uncontrollably.

With a light body, Fang Wen gently held the little civet flower in his arms, stroked its soft fur and coaxed: "Go to sleep, sweetie, daddy will keep an eye on you."

Hmm, you have a conscience.

After two hours of sleep, Lu Yu was satisfied and stretched his limbs. Before he even opened his eyes, he felt a stove next to him. A familiar smell enveloped him, and Senwu gently used his tongue to wash his face.

"Baby, I went out to buy groceries and came back with two new pairs of slippers." Fang Wen didn't know when the forced kneeling would end. He put on his coat and mask and shouted to the people downstairs.

Lu Yi neatly wrapped the bouquet. Hearing this, he looked up and asked upstairs in surprise: "Buy new ones? Can't you wear the old ones?"

Lu Yu is a good little kitten and never bites his slippers. Could it be that Fang Wen thinks the style is not fashionable enough?

Lying at the door were two pairs of tattered, almost shapeless slippers. It could be vaguely distinguished that they were damaged by the claws of some kind of wild beast. Fang Wen took out his cell phone and took pictures, deciding to let Lu Yi see it with his own eyes.

Lu Yu paused in his licking action and had a guess in his mind. He quietly bit the big black cat's pointed ear and asked, "Did you do something bad?"

"It's not a bad thing, it's revenge." Senwu admitted the crime very simply. The two-legged beast forced its little raccoons to squat, and it scratched their walking tools. This was fair.

Lu Yu repeatedly emphasized that he could not destroy furniture or attack humans in this home. After thinking about it, he could only impose cruel sanctions on the two pairs of slippers. Senwu, who felt that revenge was not enough, licked his paws regretfully.

What else can be done to destroy it? Sad cat.

Meow, when Lu Yi was furious, Senwu was outside patrolling the territory. Logically speaking, it was impossible for him to know what happened at home. Lu Yu pressed Senwu's cheeks with his claws and looked left and right. Did the forest lord have clairvoyance?

The big black cat who likes to play with the little civet also pressed Lu Yu's face with its paws and rubbed it: "The cat agreed to a family of sparrows building a nest nearby and promised not to eat them, as long as they help the cat deliver messages."

Neither the two humans nor the cat noticed that a few sparrows were fluttering their wings outside the window and observing everything in the house. Even if you notice that birds occasionally visit every house, it won't cause any concern at all.

Complainant: Lord, little Lihua was bullied!

Senwu: Hunting time!

After understanding the ins and outs of the matter and picturing the sparrow's complaint in his mind, Lu Yuxiao fell into Senwu's long hair and kept rubbing his angry belly.

Two pairs of great slippers, you bear the thunderous wrath of Lord Black Cat for your master.

Lu Yi and Fang Wen should thank you!

I once had the experience of taking a cat out, and this time I packed my luggage before departure. Humans and cats have a good rapport. Knowing that the trip was only a short week and that there was no kitchen to cook cat rice, Lu Yu immediately directed Sen Wu to pack rations together.

Fresh cat rice cannot be stored and heated, so Lu Yu chooses slightly processed dried meat. But even so, if two cats digest quickly, they still have to eat cat food for a few meals.

Lu Yu did not stop Lu Yu from hoarding winter food like a little squirrel. Instead, he pulled out a huge suitcase for the cats to put food in. After all, traveling is not like going back to your parents’ house, so bring as much as you can.

Fang Wen brought out the fragrant cat rice. On two plates, the shredded chicken was carefully piled into small dumplings and topped with fish soup.

Putting the cat food in the place where the cats usually eat, Fang Wen called the two busy cats to come and have some: "It's the last meal before departure. When you get back from work, daddy will give you a big meal to compensate."

Lu Yu, who ran over, was very satisfied with his meal. Senwu walked over slowly. As a wild hunter, he had no worries about not having enough food when going out.

Knowing that this time's destination was a wetland that it had never been to before, it was even curious about what new species of prey there were.

The ecological environments of mountain forests and wetlands are completely different, and the animals living on them are definitely different.

Senwu licked the soup from his mouth and began to look forward to this trip that would allow the cats to have a taste of something new.

Lu Yi bit a strawberry and swiped the screen to browse the wetland information. This wetland park, known as the Elk Sanctuary, has beautiful scenery and a variety of animals that inhabit it. Tourists who have been there are full of praise for it, and many kinds of posts have been posted online.

It is worth mentioning that the official account of the Wetland Park was created and maintained by a family, the same family that Fang Wen mentioned, who has protected the elk herds for generations.

They have invested a lot of money in cooperation with the state, not only to study how elk can better breed and raise calves, but also to train the elk in survival skills through scientific methods and complete the release of artificially raised elk into the wild.

"Although there are no photos on the homepage, a tourist commented that he had seen a white elk, and more than one tourist said so." Lu Shi followed the clues and browsed other posts, exclaiming as if he had discovered a treasure, "It's true, someone has photographed it. Photo."

Fang Wen packed the anti-mosquito medicine in his suitcase. There are many mosquitoes and insects in the wetlands and he must be protected: "I heard from the program team that this white elk does not belong to the wetland tribe. Experts have tried to track it down, but they have found nothing. , is a very magical existence.”

Lu Yi lay on the sofa and raised his tablet high, his eyes full of longing for the miracle of encounter: "I hope we can meet it this time."

Sen Wu raised his head from the food plate and looked at the tablet in Lu Yi's hand thoughtfully.

On the day of departure, Lu Yi drove with two cats, and Xiao Jiang drove with Fang Wen. The program team was invited to stay in the dormitory of the park staff, and Lu Yi booked a reservation at the only hotel in the park. The dormitory building is not far from the hotel and can be reached by car in ten minutes.

"Hello, Mr. Lu." When meeting the boss's partner for the first time, Xiao Jiang took Lu Yi's hand and shook it twice. His excited expression was no different from meeting his idol.

Can you not be excited? Fang Wen was finally willing to let him see the baby bump that he had hidden for so long!

After saying hello to Lu Yi, Xiao Jiang lowered his head and said hello to the little civet cat. The cat that allowed Fang Wen to borrow a pot to cook for himself was undoubtedly the second little master he could not offend.

Lu Yu Miaomiao responded, his cute appearance made Xiao Jiang couldn't help but reach out his hand to rub the other person's little head. As soon as he stretched out his hand and didn't touch the little civet flower, a black paw pressed heavily on the back of his hand.

Xiaojiang turned his head. The ferocious big black cat had cold eyes and bared its sharp fangs at him, as if to say that if you dare to touch a hair of the little raccoon flower, don't take your hand.

"Ah Xiaojiang, I forgot to tell you, never touch the good boy in front of Dahei." Fang Wen's reminder came belatedly, and Xiaojiang took back his almost useless hand with tears in his eyes.

If I am useless, who will help you withdraw the manuscript in the future?

Senwu protected Lu Yu as if guarding against thieves and jumped into the back seat of the car, blocking Little Lihua behind his strong body.

Lu Yu: Sorry, my boyfriend is jealous.

Today's Wangxi Hotel is equally lively.

June to October every year is the peak tourist season for the wetland reserve. Now we are about to enter May. Although the number of tourists is not as large as during the peak season, as the only hotel built in the wetland and allowing tourists to bring pets, Wangxi Hotel's rooms are still in short supply. .

If you do not book in advance but book a room on the spot, you will need a little luck to find a vacant room that has just been checked out.

After saying goodbye, Lu Mi arrived at the hotel on time with his two cats. He had already booked a room. It was a suite with a terrace. When he opened the window, he could see the wetland where the big birds were feeding, with intertwined algae and rippling blue waves.

The rich colors of blue and green are like oil paintings. If the green color hadn't stayed on the ground, it would be hard to tell whether we were in heaven or on earth at a glance.

They brought two large suitcases, and Lu Miu dragged one with both hands. Lu Yu was unwilling to leave, so Senwu volunteered to carry him. However, Lu Yu, who wanted to try new tools, jumped on the suitcase and lay down first, saying that the cat would be pampered here today.

The suitcase full of things was already not light, and with the addition of a civet cat weighing nearly ten kilograms, Lu Mi, who was dragging his family with him, walked and stopped all the way. The originally five-minute journey took almost fifteen minutes. Arrive at the hotel lobby.

The big black cat walked in front with a relaxed pace, so when the furry tennis ball rolled over, Senwu's sharp claws quickly pressed it firmly. This was the cat's instinct to chase dynamic objects.

The evidence is that after smelling the strong dog smell on the tennis ball, Senwu shook his paws in disgust and immediately licked it to cover up the smell.

A black and white dog with fluffy hair ran over and was obviously stunned when he saw two strange cats: "Woof woof?"

Hello, are you a guest of the hotel?

Border Collie! The drowsy Lu Yu immediately regained his energy and put on a sociable posture: "Meow meow."

Hello, we are traveling with the shit shoveler. Do you also stay in this hotel?

Sen Wu's cold aura was too strong. Bian Mu carefully hooked the tennis ball back and waved his tail at Lu Yu: "Yes, Wang's owner is the owner of the hotel, and Wang's name is Ye Ye."

Picking up the tennis ball in his mouth, Bian Muyeye turned around with his tail wagging, signaling Lu Xiu to take the cat and follow him. His skillful performance shows that he is well-trained at first glance, and he usually helps tourists guide the way.

"Look, dear boy, he is indeed a border collie with the legendary IQ of a six- or seven-year-old child." Lu Shi was amazed and quickly followed him with his suitcase.

The enthusiastic Bian Muye looked back as he walked, as if he was worried that they would get lost.

No need, there is only one road from the hotel entrance to the lobby, don't worry, Brother Bianmu.

Lu Yu, the "shepherd" cat, complained like this.

There are already tourists checking in in the lobby. Some tourists are bringing their pet dogs. The dogs are wearing leashes obediently. The larger dogs also wear anti-biting muzzles. The border collie who can move freely is particularly eye-catching. .

Also eye-catching are two cats strutting among the dogs. The big black cat stared straight ahead, ignoring the curious and provocative glances from the dog. The little tabby cat poked its head around, with excitement in its eyes more than fear.

All the cats: These two cats are so crazy.

Bian Muyeye brought Lu Yi and his party over, with bright eyes, wagging his tail, expressing a friendly and welcoming attitude, and then walked aside. Lu Yu saw it handing the tennis ball to another border collie with lighter fur, and the lighter-colored border collie immediately ran behind the counter.

Lu Yi took out his ID and handed it to the man behind the counter. The man is about thirty years old, wearing a white shirt and a sleeveless sweater, and looks kind and gentle with a gentle smile.

"Mr. Lu, here are the park map and room card." After registering, the man pushed the certificate back to Lu Mi. "There are many dangerous places in the park for pets. Please take good care of your cat."

Humans can avoid dangers in swamps, lush woods, and vast wetlands where it is easy to get lost. They can find their way back to the hotel based on the map. Unlike pets who have no experience in surviving in the wild, they will encounter danger if they are not careful.

The man disapproved of the gentleman's decision not to restrain the cat. But after spending a long time with all kinds of tourists, he knew that he would make many mistakes if he said anything, so he forced himself to resist the urge to point fingers at others.

"Thank you, I'll pay attention." Lu Yi said with a smile. His two cats even went to the deep mountains and old forests. Lu Yu was as smart as a spirit, but as the man reminded them, wetlands were unfamiliar to them. place, he would give the two cats a good warning when he returned to the room later.

Ordinary kittens cannot learn this.

The man was about to say something when a dog's head suddenly appeared under the counter. The light-colored border collie stuffed the tennis ball into his hand, lolling and sticking out his tongue in anticipation.

"You really don't get tired of playing fetch, sweetie." The man's face showed a proud but helpless smile after being entangled by a dog. He rubbed the light-colored border collie's head hard and threw it away when there were no tourists at the door.

The tennis ball flew out of the door with a whoosh, and then, a black and white figure chased him out.

Lu Yu looked at the light-colored Border Collie squatting in front of the counter, and then at the dark-colored Border Collie picking up a ball outside the door. A big question mark appeared above his head.

What is this Play?