Collapse of the universe, Leziren’s question-and-answer journey

(Don’t use your brain before reading this article!)

(Notice that this book is purely for fun, it is mainly for fun, please don’t get too hung up on the plot and characters (?＞?＜?))

"Let me go, what kind of document did Lao Pu send here?" There was nothing on his body, only a damn handsome face (readers' handsome face) appeared in public view.

"Hey, Lao Mu, these are the 'study materials' that my friend has saved since junior high school. You have to study hard and observe them." A voice with a hint of frivolity came from the mobile phone.

"Oh, WDNMD, my brother is a serious person. Who would look at this? But in order to prevent the flowers of the motherland from being polluted, I can only bear this endless hell for you↘" Yes, this serious person is exactly Our male (?) protagonist "Mu Mu".

While replying to the message, Mu Mu watched the 10T study materials sent by his "gay friend" Lao Pu, and couldn't help but think of the movie "Kidney Crisis" he saw last night.

While he was in a daze, he didn't know that girls were gradually crowding around him, but he didn't care at all about the atmosphere where he was arguing with his boyfriend because of a famous little girl who was flirting with someone. After all, that's what happens.

"Haha↘, Lao Pu can't do it either. What kind of 10T learning materials are you really learning about feelings instead of fake 'learning'? (Are you thinking wrongly?)"

Mu Mu looked at the open study material '3-Year College Entrance Examination and 5-Year Simulation' and sighed with sadness and anger. He did not notice the large truck that was already driving not far away.

the other side....

"Haha, is this the boss (God Lord)'s goal this time?" A slightly middle-aged man (driver) in the car murmured to himself.

There was no way, the driver was supposed to have a day off today, but the god himself blocked the door and gave him too much money for no other reason.

Just seeing so much money (crossed out), he decided to work overtime and give him a ride with his jealous and troubled face.

Thinking of the pile of banknotes and the wretched face in the hands of the god, the driver couldn't help but shed tears of guilt.

Originally, traveling through a train was a laborious job, but the pay and benefits were high. (However, the driver is a four-eyed guy who can hit a wall if he narrows his eyes).

There was only a "bang" sound, and the driver's mouth had already tilted behind his ears.

"After the collision, call it a day, perfect." The driver was about to start the truck with great enthusiasm. Just as he was worrying about whether to go to the foot massage parlor in the south or the massage parlor in the north after get off work, there was a voice behind him.

"Oh no, it was a hit and run, someone was hit!"

With a shout, everyone around them looked this way.

When the driver heard this, he immediately turned his head with a dark face, wanting to see which little kid was calling, but when the driver turned his head...

The breeze blows, and the fallen leaves return to their roots, as if they will explode if they look at you one more time in the vast sea of ​​people.

'Holy shit, I hit the wrong person', the driver shouted in his mind, turned around and got into the driver's seat and started the truck...

truck! .....start up! !

Mu Mu heard the roar of the engine in the truck, and when he took a closer look, he saw that the truck was hitting Mu Mu at a speed of 666 km/h per second. He was so frightened that he almost glided (Xin Hao exercises his butt muscles regularly and can block quickly).

"Hahaha, you can't run away." The driver's eyes were filled with red stars, and now Mu Mu was just a lot of money in his eyes.

"You, don't come here!" Mu Mu shouted while running, and the passers-by around him saw this and moved out of the way to a wide avenue.

"Stop!"

"The skin needs to be beaten~~"

Just like that, he ran away, he chased, he couldn't fly...

.......

When the police arrived, they saw something that shocked them forever. One of them was running in front, and the other was chasing after him in a car. They were chasing each other in a circle.

A young policeman even habitually complained, "Are these two funny? It would be great if one of you escapes from the circular runway."

When Mu Mu heard this, his eyes suddenly glowed with gold.

"Yes, you are so smart, thanks brother"

"Wait, be careful..."

"Hey?"

There was just a bang and the driver's truck had hit him.

As the sound of the body rolling on the ground spread, the driver was even more happy as he played "Good Luck" and said, "Lord God, my mission is completed↗!!!"

At this time, a criminal policeman stopped the driver who was having a seizure and said...

"Sir, please come with us to the Public Security Bureau."

"..."

...

"Is my life over like this? MD, the phone hasn't been formatted yet!" Mu Mu shouted crazily.

At this time, a burst of gentle words came into Mu Mu's ears.

Although Mu Mu closed his eyes, when he heard the soft voice echoing in his ears, he was like a spring breeze and subconsciously thought of somewhere else.

Then....