The Song Dynasty shocked the world by earning 100 million at the beginning
Chapter 109 It turns out you were the one stuck in the dog hole
On the side of Yichun Court, after Li Kui jumped out of the window, Li Shishi also left the room.
"Gao Qiu! Do you know your sin!?" King Yan scolded Gao Qiu.
Gao Qiu quickly knelt down and said: "I don't know what crime I have committed? Please make it clear to King Yan!"
"Damn it, Old Man Gao! You're still pretending! Is this the brothel you brought the emperor to?" Zhao Xuanling kicked the kneeling Gao Qiu over.
"Ling'er! It's not your turn to speak here! Go back!" After saying this, King Yan gave Du Juan a wink, and Du Juan pulled Zhao Xuanling into the secret passage.
Zhao Xuanling struggled in every possible way, but was finally pulled away by her.
King Yan looked at Gao Qiu on the ground and said coldly: "Captain Gao! You know what you have done! I won't mention it anymore. I didn't catch anyone this time. I will let you go for now. This secret road will open tomorrow." I advise you to fill it up before dawn! Otherwise I will pick off your head!"
After saying this, King Yan pulled out the sword from his waist and swung the sword to split the marble table in front of him in half.
"I... I understand!" Gao Qiu got up and knelt on the ground, trembling all over...
"The floods in the Yellow River have not subsided, civil unrest is raging in the south, and the Khitan Jurchens are eyeing you. As an official of the imperial court, you are tempting the Holy Lord to travel around, Gao Qiu! You can do it yourself!" King Yan said and put the sword back into its sheath. He glanced coldly at Gao Qiu, who was kneeling on the ground shivering, and then led everyone away.
Gao Qiu, who was on the ground, was trembling all over and sweating profusely. He couldn't stand up for a long time...
……
At this time, Liu Yuanhui had carried Zhao Yi and ran for nearly ten kilometers.
"Old Zhao! That nigger here shouldn't be able to catch up!" Liu Yuanhui said and put Zhao Yi down.
Zhao Yi remained silent and collapsed on the ground, foaming at the mouth and fainted...
"It's bad, I ran too hard?!" Liu Yuanhui said and quickly pinched Zhao Yi's middle.
Seeing that Zhao Yi was finally breathing steadily, his face was full of life.
"No, he won't be able to wake up like this!" Liu Yuanhui looked around and suddenly saw a swill bucket.
Liu Yuanhui walked forward and saw that there was exactly half a bucket of accumulated rainwater in the swill bucket.
"There's no other way, just let it be!" Liu Yuanhui said, holding the smelly swill bucket in one hand and covering his nose with the other, and threw it at Zhao Yi's face from a distance.
"Cough! Cough! Cough!" After coughing several times, Zhao Yi finally woke up.
"Old Zhao, are you okay?" Liu Yuanhui asked standing in the distance.
"Brother Liu, you ran too fast!" Zhao Yiyi said.
Liu Yuanhui looked around and said, "Old Zhao! Where is your home? I'll take you home!"
"My home is..." Zhao Yi paused and continued: "My home is far away from here. I wonder if Brother Liu can lend me some silver and find an inn nearby?"
Liu Yuanhui squatted on the ground and said: "Alas! To be honest with you, Lao Zhao, my money bag has also been lost!"
"Alas! What should we do then?" Zhao Yi sighed.
"My home is not far from here. If Brother Zhao doesn't mind, just come to my place for one night!" Liu Yuanhui said.
"That's all it can do, then Zhao will bother you!" Zhao Yi said and stood up.
"Please come this way!" After Liu Yuanhui said that, he stood up and walked away, still keeping his distance from Zhao Yi.
Zhao raised his sleeve and smelled it. The smell was disgusting...
"Brother Liu, why do you smell like swill on your body?" Zhao Yi asked.
"Ah? Is there any? Why didn't I smell it?" Liu Yuanhui said, still keeping a distance from Zhao Yi.
"You don't believe me!" Zhao Yi then stretched his sleeves towards Liu Yuanhui...
Liu Yuanhui quickly retreated to the side: "It's okay, it's okay! Come to my house and I'll change your clothes for you!"
Liu Yuanhui was afraid that Zhao Yi would come over, so he quickly changed the subject and said, "Old Zhao, why are you being chased by two Jurchens?"
Speaking of this, Zhao Yi sighed and said: "Forget it, I was walking on the street when these two people drank too much and rushed out to rob me of my money. I had no choice but to give them my jade pendant. Who would have expected them?" He didn’t even know what he was talking about, and instead he babbled a bunch of words that I couldn’t understand. Thanks to Brother Liu, otherwise I’m afraid I would have had to explain this to Lao Zhao today!”
The emperor of the Song Dynasty was stabbed to death by two drunken Jurchens. If future generations knew about this, he would probably be written down in the history books and laughed at for hundreds of years!
"Now that it's over, there's no need to mention it again. Lao Zhao, you are very lucky and you are not so easily succeeded by evil people! By the way, let me tell you something interesting! Just now I saw a man being raped on the wall in the backyard of Yichun Garden. The owner of the dog hole is stuck! Hahaha, that look really amused me to death!"
Zhao's expression suddenly became stiff after hearing this.
Liu Yuanhui continued: "What's the funniest thing is that the man's pants were torn by the dog! His butt was exposed, hahahaha!"
Zhao Yi stopped. After all this trouble, Zhao Yi had forgotten about the torn pants. He was still wondering why there was a chill between his thighs. Liu Yuanhui reminded Zhao Yi that he finally remembered it.
"Hey, Lao Zhao, why don't you leave? Okay, let's take a rest! Later! Guess what? I'll just kick that person's butt... butt..."
As Liu Yuanhui was talking, he looked at Zhao Yi looking at him with a wronged expression, and shed tears. Under the gentle breeze, the hem of Zhao Yi's clothes floated slightly behind him, and the place where he had kicked hard appeared and disappeared. …
"Ouch! That person was you, Lao Zhao! I'm sorry, I really didn't know it was you at the time!" Liu Yuanhui quickly stepped forward to apologize.
Zhao Yi wiped his tears, waved his hands and said, "That's it! Brother Yuanhui! After all, the situation was urgent at the time! If it weren't for you, Zhao might have been bitten by a dog!"
"I'm so sorry, Old Zhao!" Liu Yuanhui said, taking off his coat and tying the sleeves around Zhao Yi's waist.
"Brother Liu is interested!" Zhao Yi said.
Then the two came to the door of Liu Mansion. Liu Yuanhui was about to enter, but was stopped by Zhao Yi.
"Um...Brother Liu, look at what happened today..."
Liu Yuanhui understood for a moment and replied: "Yuanhui didn't do anything, really didn't listen, and didn't see anything! I wonder what Lao Zhao meant?"
Zhao Yi nodded immediately and followed Liu Yuanhui into Liu Mansion.
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