The Song Dynasty shocked the world by earning 100 million at the beginning

Not long after, he arrived in front of Ziwei Palace with his breasts exposed and one foot bare.

"Stop, how dare a drunkard break into the palace?!" A soldier stopped Liu Yuanhui in front of the palace gate.

"Fuck you, uncle, you, you, you are fucking drunk. Your grandfather, I am Liu Yuanhui, the counter-insurgency marshal! I came to the morning court and blinded you!" Liu Yuanhui scolded.

The soldier raised his eyes and took a closer look. Sure enough, it was Liu Yuanhui. He quickly apologized and said, "Commander Liu! I am short-sighted. Please atone for your sin! But... you are disheveled and drunk. You cannot enter the palace to go to court!" And you’re not wearing court clothes either…”

Liu Yuanhui pushed the soldier away and said, "Oh, don't care about these details! I, I, I didn't drink, I just didn't wake up, let me in quickly, even if something happens, it will be my Liu Yuanhui's head that will be chopped off! Go, go, go, Get out of the way, get out of the way!”

The soldiers did not dare to stop him, but watched Liu Yuanhui staggering into the palace...

When no one was in sight, the two began to discuss: "Huh? Have you ever seen someone drunk like this before going to court?"

"No, but I heard that according to the laws of the Song Dynasty, officials who are disheveled and do not wear official uniforms will be punished!"

"What about Master Liu, who is so drunk that he stutters?"

"I'm afraid I'm going to be beheaded..."

"..."

At this time, in the Daqing Hall in Ziwei Palace, which is specially used for attending court and holding grand ceremonies, all the officials were already in place.

Song Jiang, Lu Junyi, Hua Rong and others from Liangshan had been waiting here early.

Just as Yinchu arrived, Song Huizong came up accompanied by two eunuchs.

Tong Guan in front of the dragon throne shouted loudly: "The emperor has arrived!"

"Long live my emperor! Long live!"

"Everyone is safe!"

Emperor Huizong of the Song Dynasty sat on the dragon chair and said loudly: "The rebels in the south of the Yangtze River are causing trouble to one side, which is a worry on my mind. Taifu Liu Yuanhui led the Liangshan generals to put down the rebellion, and they have done the most great service! Today I will reward you for my merits." !Liu Yuanhui accepts the seal!"

No one responded in the court. Everyone looked around, but there was no trace of Liu Yuanhui...

A trace of surprise flashed across Song Huizong's face, and then he loudly said: "Liu Yuanhui comes forward to accept the seal!"

There is still silence down there...

Song Huizong had never encountered such an embarrassing situation before. He was at a loss and subconsciously glanced at Tong Guan for help.

Tong Guan nodded, then raised his voice and said, "Why didn't Master Liu Yuanhui come to court? Come on! Go and invite Mr. Liu over!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Liu Yuanhui's voice came from outside the door of Daqing Hall: "Don't, don't, don't look for me! Your grandpa, I'm here!"

I saw Liu Yuanhui walking in staggeringly. This image instantly shocked the civil and military ministers of the court!

He walked to the front, pointed at Tong Guan in public and said: "I heard the sound of a hermaphrodite peeing far away. It turns out it's really you, eunuch Tong Guan! Hiccup! In fact, I have always wanted to ask you, how do you usually pee? Ha ha ha ha!"

Liu Yuanhui's words caused everyone to raise the wat board in their hands and cover their mouths with laughter.

Even Song Huizong couldn't help but let out a "poof" sound.

Tong Guan was stunned at first, but when he came to his senses, he immediately angrily shouted with embarrassment: "How dare you say such filthy words in the court! Mr. Liu went to court drunk and disheveled, how can he behave like this?" !

Liu Yuanhui replied: "Tong... hiccup! Sir! Why are you afraid of dirty words when you say that you have already had a cut? Don't worry, I won't discriminate against you!"

Cai Jing looked at this ridiculous scene and stepped forward and said: "Your Majesty, Mr. Liu is so drunk and talking nonsense in the court, and he is also disheveled. It is really unprecedented and unprecedented. It is too presumptuous!"

Liu Yuanhui stepped forward, grabbed Cai Jing's long white beard, pressed his forehead and said: "Cai Jing, why are you everywhere! Apart from flirting with others, what else would you do every day? If you hadn't repaired Genyue in order to please the emperor. , are plundering all over the country, and Fang La won’t resist! You have Alzheimer’s disease, you are really looking for a beating!”

Cai Jing was sore that he cried out for help: "Ouch! It hurts, my lord, please save me! Master Liu is going to kill someone in the court!"

Unexpectedly, Song Huizong not only did not stop it, but sat on the dragon chair and held his chin to watch the fun.

The chancellor of the dynasty had his beard scratched by a drunken minister in front of him. It was truly a rare sight in a century!

Interesting, so interesting!

"Your Majesty, Your Majesty?" Tong Guan on the side called Song Huizong softly.

Song Huizong reacted, quickly sat down again, and said: "Ahem, Master Liu, above the court. Don't mess around!"

Only then did Liu Yuanhui realize that Song Huizong was also there.

Quickly letting go of Cai Jing, he lifted up his trousers that were about to fall off, walked to the center of the hall and said respectfully: "My humble minister Liu Yuanhui, I would like to bow down to the old... er, your Majesty! Hiccup!"

The entire Daqing Hall was instantly filled with the aroma of wine.

Song Huizong looked disgusted, covered his nose and said quickly: "Pingshen Pingshen! This... the ceremony of conferring the title continues!"

Liu Yuanhui stood next to Cai Jing and touched his beard: "Sorry, Xiao Cai, I...hiccups! It seems like I'm a little, a little drunk! Hehehehe..."

Cai Jing looked disgusted and moved aside, ignoring him.

Emperor Huizong of the Song Dynasty immediately said loudly: "Liu Yuanhui has made great contributions and is now the Grand Marshal of Kaifeng Mansion with 100,000 soldiers and horses!"

"Wait a minute! Your Majesty, I have little talent and little knowledge. The victory over Fang La was purely based on the Liangshan brothers risking their lives to fight. Forget about being a marshal with 100,000 soldiers and horses! I already command 30,000 forbidden troops. Just give it to the Minister of the Ministry of Industry Just Dangdang! Hehehehe..." Liu Yuanhui rubbed his hands and said with a fake smile.

The ministers in the court were stunned after hearing this, and for a while they couldn't help but have the idea of ​​hacking Liu Yuanhui in the middle of the night!

Minister of the Ministry of Industry?

He dares to say it!

Now the fat job of Minister of the Ministry of Finance is yours!

Want something fatter?

These two positions combined are enough to control the country's tax revenue!

Is this person too greedy?

All the fat is given to you, why are we greedy? !

After Cai Jing and Tong Guan heard this, they were eager to submit a letter to reject it.

Unexpectedly, before he could speak, he heard Song Huizong's laughter: "Hahahahaha! Taifu Liu is so noble and honorable! You are not worthy of being the commander-in-chief of a hundred thousand people! Okay! Then I will make you Minister of the Ministry of Industry!"

As soon as Song Huizong finished speaking, all the civil and military officials in the hall almost fainted!

Is it too outrageous for the emperor Zhao Ji to be deceived?

Do you really think that having more people in charge means you are a high official?

"Thank you, Your Majesty!" Liu Yuanhui said loudly.

He turned around and looked at Tong Guan and Cai Jing, who had green faces, with proud expressions on their faces.

The next moment, Song Huizong's face became serious, and he shouted loudly: "Song Jiang! You once led nearly 100,000 people from Liangshan to separatize one side in Shandong, and you also defeated the imperial soldiers many times. You should have been executed in a hurry for treason, but after thinking You repented in time and personally led the Liangshan army to fight Fang La to the death. Only a few thousand of Liangshan's nearly 100,000 troops were left. You have served the country loyally, and now I am exempting you from the death penalty! I will grant you the title of magistrate of Qingzhou Prefecture!"

Song will go from being a small official to a prison, go to prison, get a gold seal, command an army of nearly 100,000, defeat the Fang La rebels who were stronger than him, and in the end only make a sixth-grade Qingzhou magistrate. , but the passion for serving the country has nowhere to spill, it’s really a twist of fate.

But now, he has nothing to say.

He could only smile bitterly in his heart, step forward and say: "I, Song Jiang, would like to thank the Lord for your kindness!"