The Song Dynasty shocked the world by earning 100 million at the beginning

"Can't you tell? That concubine is jealous. She is afraid that my beauty will threaten his status, so he plans to capture me and humiliate me first, then let his subordinates take turns to humiliate me, and finally chop me into pieces. Mud hahaha..."

"It's so dark. If the person who chopped off the hand just now goes back and tells Concubine De about today's events, won't your false identity as a concubine be exposed?"

Dabai walked to the bed, stepped on Emperor Tianzuo's belly and replied: "Hahaha, as long as this fat pig is controlled, even if I go to Concubine De and tell her that I am the commander of the Dark Moon Division of the Song Dynasty, she will not be able to do anything. I!"

"Well, that makes sense, but what about these people?" Mo Xuan asked, pointing to the black-clothed spy who had been drugged on the ground.

Dabai thought for a while and said: "Control them and put them in a conspicuous place. Bring Liu Yuanhui here before dawn and let him come in here for a legitimate reason! I will sleep for a while, and the fat man will wake up in a while." No."

Dabai pinched his chin, and then said: "Okay, you go to sleep first, I know what to do!"

"Well, you should go back early after you finish your work. I'm going to bed." Dabai lay next to Emperor Tianzuo and fell asleep instantly.

Looking at the two people on the bed, Mo Xuanqi couldn't help but feel angry.

He stepped forward and used the strength of nine oxen and two tigers to kick Emperor Tianzuo to the ground.

"Damn fat man, get down here!"

Mo Xuan clapped his hands triumphantly, and then looked at Dabai on the bed.

"Look again, believe it or not, I will pluck out your eyeballs!" Dabai suddenly said, not knowing whether he was asleep or awake.

Mo Xuan was shocked by the blow, and then quickly retreated.

……

A few hours later, before dawn, Dabai was awakened by Liu Yuanhui's screams.

Liu Yuanhui, who had a tiring day yesterday, was forcibly brought over by Mo Xuan before he had even slept.

When he walked into Emperor Tianzuo's harem, which was already dazed and stunned, he suddenly saw three masked heads neatly arranged on the ground!

What's even more terrifying is that the head even blinked at Liu Yuanhui!

This strange sight instantly frightened Liu Yuanhui. He jumped three meters high and shouted: "Ghost! Ghost!"

Dabai stood up like a carp, holding a dagger in his hand and looked warily at the direction where the sound came from.

Seeing Liu Yuanhui, she rolled her eyes: "Sir Liu, I'm sleeping. You can't scare me by calling me like that!"

When Liu Yuanhui saw Dabai, he hurried forward and hugged her tightly: "Master Bai! Look, the human head on the ground has turned into a spirit!"

Dabai pushed Liu Yuanhui away and scolded: "What the hell are you talking about? Why is the head turned into a spirit?"

Liu Yuanhui turned his head and pointed at the "head" on the ground.

Dabai took a quick look and was shocked.

She rubbed her eyes and looked carefully - it turned out that the three spies caught last night were buried in the ground, with only one head exposed...

"Master Liu, what are the heads turned into sperms? Take a closer look. There are just three living people buried in the soil! They are all the Liao spies I caught yesterday. This scene is Xiao Hei's handiwork!" Dabai After that, he turned around and walked away.

"I said Mr. Bai, you and Mr. Hei are really black and white. You pulled me here so early and put a few heads on the ground to scare me!? Huh? Wait, what did you say? You were here yesterday Caught a spy from the Liao Kingdom?" Liu Yuanhui carefully stepped over the person's head and followed him.

Dabai wiped his face with his hand: "That's right! One of the ones sent by Concubine De has escaped."

Liu Yuanhui was shocked: "Did they take action so soon! If one of you escapes, your situation in the future will be very dangerous!"

"So I asked you to come over and establish a good relationship with Emperor Tian Zuo, so that you can be taken care of in this palace."

"Have a good relationship with him? Let me tell you, Mr. Bai, please stop making trouble, okay? This old pervert is not interested in anything else except women, right?"

"Both you and the Emperor of the Song Dynasty are brothers. I think the Emperor of the Liao Dynasty is no different, right? Let me tell you, many snobbery parties in the Liao court are hostile to us, and the only one who can control it is this fat man. Emperor Tianzuo."

"I can't help it. I can't cut myself off and pretend to be a woman, right? Hey, what are your breasts..." Liu Yuanhui bit his fingers and looked at Dabai's proud breasts.

Dabai covered his breasts and shouted: "What are you looking at!? Aren't you quite good at playing? Just make a few fresh gadgets to make him happy, and then let me, your beloved concubine, help you blow the pillow Bian Feng, wouldn’t it be natural for your uncle, you, to rise to prominence?”

Liu Yuanhui moved his gaze elsewhere: "Ahem! Let me try it then!"

"Okay, when he wakes up, I will tell him that there was an assassin attack, and then tell him that you killed the assassin and saved his life, and then I will leave it to you."

"Okay, when can he get up?"

"He was drugged yesterday, but he should wake up by noon at the latest!"

"Wu Shi? Stop making trouble. I have to go to the General's Mansion with Fei Xue in Wu Shi to discuss how to defeat Concubine De and get the antidote! Can you wake him up now? For example, pour some water on him or something!"

"It's no use. I used extraordinary means to wake him up yesterday when I went to court!"

"What method? Use it again now!"

"Now……"

Dabai turned his head and focused his eyes on Emperor Tian Zuo's thick leg hair...

"Ah!" Emperor Tian Zuo screamed heartbreakingly, and then he tightly covered his suddenly "smooth" calf.

"Who dares to shave off all my leg hair? I will kill all nine of your tribes! You will not let go of the hair on your chest or legs, right?"

After Emperor Tianzuo roared, he suddenly heard crying.

Turning around, he saw that his beloved Concubine Bai was curled up at the foot of the bed, crying.

"My dear concubine! Why are you crying? Who bullied you?" Emperor Tian Zuo asked.

Dabai gritted his teeth, turned around and threw himself into Emperor Tian Zuo's arms: "Your Majesty! Woohoo, I almost never saw you again!"

Emperor Tianzuo asked quickly: "What's going on?"

Dabai raised his head, looked at Emperor Tian Zuo pitifully and said, "Your Majesty, four masked men came just now to assassinate you!"

Emperor Tianzuo panicked instantly and shouted: "Here comes someone! Someone comes here! Come and protect him!"

Dabai was stunned for a moment. This guy is so tall and brave, but he is too timid to be the king of a country!

"Your Majesty, don't panic! At the critical moment, all the assassins were defeated!" Dabai said.

Emperor Tian Zuo breathed a long sigh of relief: "My dear concubine, don't be afraid, I will protect you! Who was that hero who saved our lives just now?"

Dabai wiped his tears, pointed behind him and said, "That's my brother, uncle Yeluhui!"

Emperor Tianzuo looked over and saw that there was no one behind Dabai...

"My beloved concubine, where is the hero?" Emperor Tian Zuo asked.

"Huh? Right behind me..." Dabai turned around and found that Liu Yuanhui, who was standing behind him just now, was gone.

When I was wondering, Liu Yuanhui's high-pitched voice came from not far away: "The hero is here!"

The two looked around and saw Liu Yuanhui standing high on two stone benches that had been moved here at an unknown time, and then posed like a Peking Opera actress, with his back to the two of them.

Under Liu Yuanhui's crotch, three heads blinked with question marks on their faces.