I went crazy holding my thighs in the vest

9:01

Lu Siyin was still sleeping soundly in her sleep, and then she heard a loud "bang" and the door was pushed open with such force that she felt the ceiling tremble.

Lu Siyin woke up in shock: "What's wrong? Has the sky fallen?"

Wednesday swooped over, visibly excited, shook her shoulders and said, "I've found it, I've found it."

"Whose tea is here? Can't we just go back and have tea?" Lu Siyin said sleepily.

Wednesday was anxious: "Siyin, don't sleep, get up quickly."

Lu Siyin was so sleepy that he almost passed away, waved her hand away, and said nonsensically: "I'm busy, don't make trouble."

Wednesday: "...What are you busy with?"

Lu Siyin murmured: "Help the old lady run through the red light."

Wednesday:"……"

Already delirious.

Seeing that she fell asleep again on Wednesday, he had no choice but to leave and close the door gently.

After sleeping until eleven o'clock, Lu Siyin washed up and jumped downstairs.

It’s time to have lunch directly.

My stomach growled with hunger, and my eyes lit up when I saw the food on the table, but I still walked over cautiously, pointed at a fish and asked, "What is this?"

Lu Jingshu didn't bother to pay attention to her, and deliberately said: "Fake fish, you can't eat it."

Lu Siyin: "..."

She didn't need to ask more.

"Then I want to eat too."

Zhou Zipei was standing by the window talking on the phone, with a lazy expression and a smile on his face. He didn't know who he was talking to.

Lu Siyin put on his gloves and grabbed a small dried fish and wandered over casually, but he couldn't hear anything. Zhou Zipei could only say "oh", "um" and "ok".

She crunched the dried fish like a neglected child trying to attract the attention of adults.

Zhou Zipei glanced at her, the smile on his lips deepened, he bent down and pulled out a piece of paper, wiped away the debris she rubbed on her face, and said to the phone: "No need."

Seeing that he was multitasking, Lu Siyin vaguely heard a female voice on the other side.

Oh, why are you so happy and focused? It turned out that I was chatting with a certain confidante!

I'm afraid they're not just childhood sweethearts, white moonlight returning to China, white roses and cinnabar moles, right?

Lu Siyin swallowed the dried fish in one or two mouthfuls and then threw away his gloves. He deliberately raised his voice to ensure that the person on the other end of the phone could hear him.

"Zhou Zipei, your husband is calling you!"

The sound was so loud that it spread throughout the living room, to the dining room and upstairs.

"..."

The world was quiet for a moment, and the air seemed to be stagnant and solid. It was difficult to even breathe, let alone breathe.

Zhou Zhou was startled, his hand slipped, and the food on the table almost fell to the floor. Fortunately, Zhou Zhou helped him.

What nonsense is Miss Yin saying again?

Can this be said?

At the same moment, there was silence both on and off the phone.

Zhou Zipei looked at her with a half-smile and asked directly: "My husband?"

"Well, Chu Mian." Lu Siyin began to lie with his eyes closed.

Now, it was not only Sunday and the others who were silent, but also Lin San and the others. Even Chu Mian had an incredulous expression.

Lu Siyin knew that it was immoral to do so, but she was not a good person, and her moral standards were only slightly higher than those of a dog.

If you are evil, you will be evil, and your life will be happier.

Zhou Zipei cooperated with her and looked in the direction of Chu Mian as if sick. Seeing that he remained silent, he joked: "Hubby, please say something!"

Chu Mian: "..."

Lu Jingshu: "..."

Sunday and Others: “…”

Lu Siyin was also shocked. He didn't expect this person to be so smart.

You are still cool!

"Beep" the other party hung up the phone with urgency and panic.

Zhou Zipei listened to the busy tone in his ears and knew without thinking what kind of chaos there would be.

He took the phone away from his ear, looked at Lu Siyin with his peach blossom eyes, and asked, "Are you satisfied?"

Lu Siyin pretended to be innocent: "I don't understand what you mean."

Zhou Zipei raised his eyebrows and opened his mouth to say something when the phone rang again.

Lu Siyin hummed softly and stood there arranging his hair absentmindedly, feeling like he was very busy but didn't know what he was busy with.

Zhou Zipei glanced at the phone, answered it in front of her, and put it out.

Then an old and powerful male voice came from inside: "I forgot to ask you just now, do you need me to say hello to Beijing University in advance?"

It's Mr. Zhou...

Realizing this fact, Lu Siyin stopped moving and wanted to punch himself twice.

What pig ears! ?

Can you hear Mr. Zhou's voice as a female voice?

Thinking about the bullshit she just said, she wanted to fart right now, just say it, and stay away from here.

Zhou Zipei looked at her flushed face leisurely and said, "No, she can pass the exam."

Mr. Zhou didn't believe it: "Didn't her grades last? Forget it, tell me what her college entrance examination score was, and I'll take care of it."

Zhou Zipei said calmly: "Seven hundred and forty-four point five."

"..."

Mr. Zhou was silent. What son of a bitch lied about military information? How could he be counted down in high school with a score of 744.5?

The real situation is that when his subordinates reported Lu Siyin's three-year results, Mr. Zhou looked at the scores that were all in the early 100s. He was so upset that he didn't want to read any more, and thus missed the truth in the last few pages. .

It didn't take long for me to be surprised. A hearty laugh came from the phone, and it seemed to be a proud voice, saying: "Okay, okay." He said three good words in a row.

"It's Beijing University's turn now, Yan University and the others are anxious to grab people, hahahaha."

Lu Siyin listened, not daring to express his anger, and praying in his heart. Maybe the last call wasn't from Mr. Zhou, but it was actually a woman?

The next second, the person on the other side seemed to think of something, and then heard Mr. Zhou stop laughing, and there was another strange silence, which seemed to be a little bit unspeakable. Finally, he advised politely: "You, you should stay away from Chu Mian." Son, don’t let Lu Siyin misunderstand."

Lu Siyin: "..."

Zhou Zipei: "..."

After saying this, the person quickly hung up the phone.

Lu Siyin closed his eyes peacefully, with an expression on his face that could be as uncaring and unloving as possible. He almost cultivated immortality and ascended to heaven, severing all love.

Zhou Zipei couldn't bear it and approached her, but Lu Siyin took a step back reflexively, which was very exaggerated.

Lu Siyin: "Don't come over here yet. Now that I have established my path, I will leave this miserable place."

Zhou Zipei smiled and said, "What way?"

Lu Siyin was heartless: "The ruthless way."

Zhou Zipei sneered, walked over in two or three steps, held her down so that she could not retreat, and mocked: "Then do you know that the graduation rate of Wuqing Dao is 0%."

Lu Siyin: "..."

Just when she was feeling ashamed and angry, Zhou Zipei had a happy smile in his eyes. He held her in his arms as usual, leaned close to his ear, and whispered, "Were you jealous just now?"

Lu Siyin made a "boom" sound, and his ears and neck quickly turned red.

She couldn't answer. If she admitted it, wouldn't he be so proud that he died?

Zhou Zipei used his sexy and magnetic voice again and said in her ear: "Have you forgotten the promise you made?"

Lu Siyin was confused: "?"

Looking at her expression, everyone knew that she must have forgotten everything. With a sigh, Zhou Zipei said "forget it" and decided to compromise. Then he let her go in despair and walked towards the restaurant.

"Let's go and eat," he said.

Where does this look like you've forgotten it?

This was obviously an attempt to retreat in order to advance, but it made her scratch her head and make her feel unhappy!

Dog man! ! !

Lu Siyin cursed in his mind, and then began to rack his brains to think about what he had said.

Fortunately, her recall ability has been pretty good in the near future. Going back to the day of the college entrance examination, she successfully recalled the cake she drew.