I went crazy holding my thighs in the vest

In order to avoid meeting them at the same airport, Lu Siyin deliberately waited a day before setting off.

Before leaving, she specially brought her exclusive "Little Genius Phone Watch".

Idiot: [I'm leaving. 】

Shen Yao: [Oh! 】

He thought it was Lu Siyin who was asking for detailed information.

one minute later

Shen Yao: [A watch has been sent to you. 】

Idiot: [I'm leaving. 】

Shen Yao didn't know why: [I know, I know. 】

idiot:【……】

Idiot: [I said! I! want! out! hair! Got it! The journey is far away. You need to take a plane, take a waterway, and take a long car ride to reach it halfway around the world. 】

After a long while, Shen Yao finally seemed to understand her hidden euphemism, and then sent a message with the transfer amount.

[...Ancestor, please keep it! If possible, please be more explicit next time. 】

Lu Siyin happily accepted the payment, and agreed as soon as he was in a good mood: [Okay. 】

Shen Yao: [By the way, do you still remember the wooden sign you dug out for gold? 】

Lu Siyin thought for a while and typed: [Remember. 】

Shen Yao: [Bring that thing with you, just in case. 】

idiot:【……】

Shen Yao: […You won’t lose it, right? 】

Lu Siyin touched his nose guiltily: [I'll go look for it. 】

Shen Yao really wanted to call her "ancestor" on the spot! ! !

Idiot: [What are you bringing it for? what's it for? 】

Lu Siyin waited for a while before he sent a vague message as if he was too lazy to say more: "Never mind, just bring it with you. If it is useful, you will always know." 】

Lu Siyin rummaged around in the room. She remembered that when she left Chen's house, she only took her own things with her.

And because of the few pieces of gold that she couldn't dig out, the wooden sign was naturally transformed from trash into something that belonged to her.

Half an hour later, she was sitting in a messy room and finally found the wooden sign that was covered with a layer of dust from a corner.

He put it into his pocket and pulled the suitcase downstairs.

"Siyin, where are you going?" Zhou Zhou asked suspiciously when he saw the luggage in her hand.

Lu Siyin smiled widely, trying to enchant her with a sincere and harmless smile. His face did not turn red, and his heart did not beat: "On Wednesday, they all left. I feel so lonely in this empty villa, so I want to go with you." I went on a trip with my friends and came back a week later.”

Wednesday: “Then I’ll be with you.”

"Don't," Lu Siyin grabbed Zhou Zhou who was about to go with her and said seriously: "You don't know my friend, and my friend doesn't know you either. It's so embarrassing to go. Then I'll be the one who has the hardest time, right? Are you willing to see me in trouble?"

Wednesday was stunned by what she said, and couldn't help but doubt: "But, I have to protect you at all times."

Lu Siyin said: "With my strength, who can bully me? I don't beat them to death because I am in a good mood."

Wednesday knew this truth, but still hesitated: "Master Zhou..."

Lu Siyin suddenly became serious, and his aura suddenly became a little oppressive: "Since you are following me, do you listen to me or him?"

Zhou Zhou was shocked and had goosebumps all over her body. She realized that she had made a big mistake. Ever since she decided to follow Lu Siyin, she should have understood that her orders should always come first and Master Zhou should take a back seat. thereafter.

Wednesday came to his senses and said without hesitation: "I will listen to you."

"Hmm," Lu Siyin calmed down his momentum and expression, "If you are really worried, then I will send you a message and call the head office every day from now on, right?"

Wednesday was a little relieved: "Okay."

When Lu Siyin saw this, he immediately walked out carelessly and gave up the idea of ​​sending her off on Wednesday.

Before leaving, I didn't forget to say: "Don't tell my sister and Zhou Zipei, I went out alone! Otherwise, they will talk about me to death when I come back."

Wednesday nodded helplessly.

……

Lu Siyin knew that Nanshan Continent was hidden in a corner of the earth, and its specific location was not found on any map, so she relied on a simple line version of the world map sent by Shen Yao to survive, but! yes!

Who the hell would have thought that Nanshanzhou could be so remote!

In addition, she didn't know the way, and she couldn't understand the map clearly. She walked for two days based on her feelings until she stood on an isolated island.

Lu Siyin: "..."

There is sea water on all sides, and I can’t tell the difference between north, south, east, and west. Damn, I’m so unlucky!

Tang Monk went to the West to obtain scriptures without any twists and turns.

Lu Siyin made a video call back to Shen Yao. As soon as she was picked up, she was trembling in the sea breeze and said: "I seem to have gone the wrong way, please show me."

Shen Yao was startled by her ferocious face and disheveled hair. He almost thought it was a phone call from someone who had been caught stealing drugs and was threatening him.

After hearing this, I couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, and said in a tone of "I'm really convinced by you": "Where are you now?"

Lu Siyin looked around: "I don't know."

Shen Yao took a deep breath: "Take a look around."

Lu Siyin's camera is at the back, and the screen is full of sea water, a beautiful blue color.

Shen Yao: "..."

He couldn't hold it back and laughed wildly: "Hahahaha, I'll go. As expected of you, idiot. Congratulations to you for successfully finding an isolated island that has not been discovered by humans."

The corner of Lu Siyin's mouth twitched, and she was too lazy to pay attention to him, and said angrily: "Please tell me what to do!"

Shen Yao finished laughing and said, "Didn't I give you the map?"

Speaking of this, Lu Siyin became angry and immediately took out the map that she had specially printed out and it was crumpled into shape, and yelled: "Who the hell can understand your map? These messy lines make my head hurt. .”

Shen Yao was also angry and yelled: "Why can't I understand this map? It's so easy to understand! Who the hell would have thought that you are a road idiot? Can you tell the difference between east, west and north?"

Lu Siyin pointed the camera at the map, pointed at the circles on it, and yelled: "Of course I know up, north, down, south, left, west, right, east. Did you send me the wrong message? Logically speaking, I should be in Nanshan Continent now! "

After saying that, there was no movement on the other side for a while. She thought she was right. Just when she was about to sarcastically say something, she heard Shen Yao's voice filled with deep weakness: "Listen to me, is there a possibility that you can get the map?" Inverted?"

Lu Siyin was confused: "...Huh?"

"..."

There was an eerie silence, except for a few cries of seagulls as they flew by, and then a piece of shit fell in front of Lu Siyin's eyes with a "pop" sound.

She decisively hung up the video.

As long as I hang fast enough, social death won't be able to catch up with me.

A few seconds later, the phone vibrated twice, and Shen Yao sent a message: [Wait where you are, I will have someone pick you up. 】

Lu Siyin felt wrong and didn't dare to be presumptuous, so he replied obediently with "Okay".

For a while, they couldn't arrive, and Lu Siyin quickly accepted the fact that he would be sleeping on the streets, oh no, sleeping on the island.

The sky is getting dark, far away from the city, the air is fresh, with the salty smell of sea water, the temperature is not as high as in the city, it is just right, cool and comfortable.

The moon hung high, and the stars fell like pearls on the dark night. There were so many that it seemed a little crowded.

Lu Siyin accidentally felt like he was on a vacation.

Take it as it comes, and she accepts it well.

He skillfully set up a fire, took out a lighter and lit it, igniting a raging fire, lighting up the world.

He randomly picked up a wooden stick nearby, sharpened it with a sharp knife, and then walked to the beach to start looking for unlucky fish roes to fill his stomach.

At night, fish usually move in the shallows, which makes it easier for her to hunt them with simple tools.

Suddenly, Lu Siyin fixed her gaze and stared excitedly at a fish swimming in front of her eyes.

It's a pity that this fish doesn't know the danger is coming, and its tail is flying fast.

"Hey hoo"

While Lu Siyin was dubbing himself, he stabbed him with quick eyes and quick hands.

The fish plopped twice on the wooden stick and gradually became silent.