I went crazy holding my thighs in the vest

In the end, Lu Siyin was afraid that Liu Chenan would say something irrational again, so she pulled him out.

After walking not far, I found a small wooden house with several computers inside, which were playing footage from cameras temporarily deployed by the program team on nearby streets.

There is a task card on the table.

"One person in the team needs to wear an invisible pinhole Bluetooth headset and a tiny camera, and the other person needs to observe the screen in real time in front of the computer and explain the instructions. The two people work together to achieve the purpose of getting passers-by to say a certain sentence."

Lu Siyin looked at another card, which contained words to guide passers-by:

1. Find a way to get him/her to ask you "What's the biggest lie you've ever told?"

2. Let him/her say to you, "May you have a bright future in life."

3. Take advantage of the situation and ask how much the other person weighs.

The above must be completed without the other party noticing any abnormalities.

After the two read the details of the mission, Liu Chenan stretched out his long arms and took the headset in his hand, holding it to his mouth. He sat in front of the computer without any courtesy, as if he was ready to issue instructions and enjoy it at any time.

Seeing his natural expression, Lu Siyin was so angry that he almost threw the task card on his face.

"You'd better hurry up, it's been ten minutes now!" Liu Chenan reminded thoughtfully.

The corners of Lu Siyin's eyes twitched and she said, "San'er, remember to be a human being."

Wearing invisible earphones and a miniature camera, when passing by Liu Chenan, he whispered with lip language: "Put some virtue on your lips."

Liu Chenan gave her a reassuring look.

Lu Siyin: "..."

Why was her premonition so bad?

Lu Siyin stopped wasting time and went out to look for passers-by.

It's not far from the city center. There are a lot of pedestrians on the street, but most of them are company employees or senior executives who are in a hurry. They probably don't waste their time chatting with strangers.

She walked through the crowd, hoping to find someone who seemed more laid-back and patient.

At this time, Liu Chenan's enthusiastic voice came from the earphones: "There is someone at eight o'clock you can try."

Lu Siyin had a sense of being a murderer, picking out targets for assassination on the street. She looked in the direction Liu Chenan said, and Zhou Zipei, wearing a fitted white shirt and black trousers, suddenly broke into her sight.

He seemed to have just finished a dinner party and was standing in front of the hotel waiting for the car to pick him up. He held a cigarette in his hand. The ring on his index finger glowed faintly red in the sunlight. His suit jacket was hanging on his other arm. He was now Shi Zheng lowered his head and looked at his cell phone.

Lu Siyin reasonably suspected that Liu Chenan did it on purpose.

"Go quickly, go quickly." There was a cheeky urge on the other side.

Almost half an hour had passed. In terms of patience, Zhou Zipei was indeed the best candidate. Lu Siyin did not hesitate and stepped forward.

Yesterday they were holding hands and they were the best in the world. Today, she and he were asked to pretend they didn't know each other and strike up a conversation stiffly.

I don't know what Zhou Zipei was thinking, but Lu Siyin was already starting to feel embarrassed.

Thinking about how men approached men in real life, although it was jarring, Lu Siyin decided to put on a situation imitation show.

"Hello, handsome guy, I'm alone!" She rushed forward and leaned against the wall behind Zhou Zipei.

Zhou Zipei was originally surprised to hear a familiar voice, but he couldn't bear to do this as soon as she came up.

He looked at her strangely, opened his mouth and asked, "Why are you so crazy today?"

Lu Siyin blinked and said, "I miss your gust of wind."

Zhou Zipei: "..."

Didn’t you say you were going to record a show today?

Why do you look like you just ran away from a mental hospital?

Liu Chenan saw what Zhou Zipei wanted to say and spoke in time: "This handsome guy doesn't seem to want to communicate with you. Let's say a few words to tease him. Let's get familiar with each other!"

Lu Siyin: "..."

No, how the hell did you tell that he didn't want to communicate with me? His words are on the tip of his tongue, but you can’t see it!

With two eggs hanging under his eyebrows, he can only blink but not look.

"Speak!" the other person urged, "Oh, by the way, use dialect."

"..."

Lu Siyin could only interrupt what Zhou Zipei was about to say, swallowed his saliva, and said in a dialect: "Hey~, you are so weird-looking, so good-looking. As soon as I saw you, I was surprised."

Zhou Zipei looked at her as if she had seen a ghost: "..."

She couldn't speak anymore.

"Hahahahaha, stop using dialect and use your CET-6 English to tease him." Liu Chenan seemed to have forgotten his serious mission and only wanted to tease her for fun, and spoke without hesitation.

Lu Siyin had a look of despair on his face: "how are you feeling now? What a nice day today. I mean to say, It's like the weather got better when I met you."

"In Mandarin."

"Do you feel that you are surprised now? Very unexpected? You feel like you are hit by a star and feel dizzy with happiness."

"dialect."

"You know, I never put salt in my cooking, because I'm so handsome that I don't need to say anything." Lu Siyin began to talk nonsense.

"mandarin"

"You will be...unlucky if you meet me!"

"Dialect hahahaha continue."

Zhou Zipei endured this nondescript and inexplicable speech for a long time, and finally interrupted her just before she spoke: "Have you just regained your brain, and your language center is in chaos?"

Lu Siyin: "..."

She is now extremely lucky to have Zhou Zipei standing opposite her, but for anyone else, she can act and die in one second on the spot.

Otherwise, what's the difference between this and defecating in public?

"Did I say something bad?"

The corner of Zhou Zipei's mouth twitched, but he said without changing his expression: "It's pretty good."

Liu Chenan seemed to have had enough fun, so he said: "No more nonsense, let's get to the point."

Lu Siyin gritted her silver teeth and thought, if she didn't beat him up to vent her anger after the show was over, she would never be able to sleep! ! !

"When was the last time you lied?"

Lu Siyin spoke Mandarin in an extremely standard manner, vowing to restore his previous image.

Zhou Zipei had long noticed that something was wrong with her. Although he didn't know the purpose of doing this, he was willing to cooperate. He smiled and watched her making trouble, and said without changing his expression: "Just now."

Lu Siyin: "..."

"Oh haha," Lu Siyin laughed awkwardly: "White lies are human nature, you are quite kind."

Zhou Zipei raised his eyebrows and did not deny it.

"Do you have anything else you want to ask me?" Lu Siyin was persuasive.

Zhou Zipei looked at her expectant eyes thoughtfully.

Liu Chenan didn't seem to be able to see such a harmonious scene, and started to act like a monster again: "The atmosphere is a bit quiet, how about you sing a song to liven up the atmosphere!"

Lu Siyin felt a rush of blood rush to his forehead, and he was so angry that he wanted to turn around and twist off his head to use as a microphone.

Her teeth were clenching, but the other person didn't feel the anger coming from her at all. Instead, she took the time to sing: "Just sing "This Is Love."

Make things difficult! Definitely making things difficult!

This song was in such a high damn tune that she couldn't sing it even though she tried her best.

While Zhou Zipei was still thinking about what question she wanted to ask herself, she suddenly heard a sharp, unlike human sound.

"This! It's - love -...~~" Lu Siyin raised his voice with a ferocious expression.

Zhou Zipei was so frightened that his hands shook, and a few wisps of ashes fell from the nearly burned out cigarette. Only then did he remember that he still had a cigarette in his hand that had only been smoked twice.

"Who is boiling water on the street? The kettle is on, don't you know?"

Someone shouted not far away, as if he wanted to remind the weirdo who was boiling water on the street.

Weird Lu Siyin: "..."

Zhou Zipei: "..."

Only Liu Chenan was laughing out of breath on the other side: "Hahahahahahaha."