I went crazy holding my thighs in the vest

The next day

A blogger on Weibo suddenly posted a short essay, which started very briefly: Here is a detailed list of Lu Siyin’s little vests that I have discovered so far, to save people’s attention: They are very powerful but also very funny. Let me tell Lu Siyin here first. I'm sorry, I really didn't mean to let you be publicly executed, but who knew your vest was so funny, hahahaha!

Without further ado, the first revelation: senior member of the Chinese Artists Association.

Below is the entire process of the blogger discovering the details, with additional evidence.

The second explosion: the winner of the 2032 Chinese Art Award - Deep Sea.

Below is a string of evidence, evidence!

The third explosion: the direct disciple of the president of the Chinese Artists Association.

The fourth explosion: one of the scientific personnel of my country Institute of Materials.

The first four explosions were enough to make the majority of netizens shocked and speechless. They had gradually accepted Lu Siyin's powerful and not simple identity, but then his style suddenly changed.

The fifth explosion: Chen Feng, a popular writer on the "Xidong" website.

The "Xidong" website is the most popular novel website in the country, with a total of over 100 million users, including hundreds and tens of millions of writers.

Chen Feng is a writer who has suddenly become popular in recent years. He has always dominated the list and ranked first. Whether it is popularity, popularity or the quality of his works, he far exceeds the second place.

Even if you are not involved in the novel circle, everyone knows about Chen Feng.

Speaking of the novel website "Xidong", it is indeed a serious website. Chen Feng is also a serious writer. He maintains an output of one book a year, and every book is a hit, ranging from red to purple.

But generally the authors of "Xidong" don't want their vests to be exposed.

On the one hand, it will bring trouble to the three-dimensional world, and on the other hand, the description of love lines in almost every book is so explicit and bold that it is shameful.

It can no longer be called driving, driving a rocket is more like it! ! !

Among them, Chen Feng is undoubtedly the uncrowned king.

No one would have thought that the person who can make all readers blush and scratch their heads with words, is actually a pure love god of war who is limited to kissing and hugging in real life.

After today, it is conceivable that Lu Siyin may not be able to see anyone at all.

Netizens committed the habit of embarrassment again, digging out three rooms and one living room for Lu Siyin.

I thought this was already the most social vest, but when I looked further down, everyone realized that it was just the tip of the iceberg.

The sixth explosion: Popular comic book writer-Li Guang.

Now, those who wanted to blackmail Lu Siyin and those who didn't want to blackmail Lu Siyin fell silent.

Who is Li Guang?

Can this be said?

Is that crazy author who draws bloody love comics all day long Lu Siyin?

The one who said many crazy famous quotes such as "Good things don't happen to me, but bad things do." "Forgive everything before going to bed, and wake up to create a new world." The person turned out to be Lu Siyin?

That person who is a first-class painter, a first-class talker, a first-class driver, and a first-class thick-skinned person is also Lu Siyin?

How did Li Guang become so popular in the first place?

Oh, yes, it seems to be because of a certain two-dimensional character she wrote who is extremely handsome and has eight-pack abs that look standard and real.

Later on, the storyline of Liguang's comics was always unexpected. At first, readers thought it was just a bloody story about a female protagonist running around with a ball, and five years later bringing a genius child back for revenge. But until they saw the sequel, the female protagonist... The Lord suddenly got together with his female partner...?

Reader: ...huh? Who is with whom?

Later, the incomparably beautiful heroine in the comics took one male and female partner into her arms, put all the handsome men and beauties in the world into her heart, and finally lived like an emperor.

The reader is calm at first: Oh, this is a harem story.

Then he was so shocked that he couldn't speak coherently: Wait, what's going on?

Finally Numb: Well, it is indeed the vicious plot that Li Guang came up with.

Now someone told them that Li Guang was actually Lu Siyin! ! !

The seventh explosion: In addition to LU, there is another great god in the game "Shenqi". (As for ID, everyone knows it).

No matter how cryptic the blogger was, everyone immediately realized who he was referring to.

If LU is the undisputed king among players who have opened the server and cannot be surpassed so far, then this one is a rising star.

In just two or three years, she has already reached the second place in the server rankings. Although she is far behind the top of the list, she is gradually getting closer to LU, which is enough to show her strength.

If one day in the future anyone can surpass or reach LU's status in "Divine Inspiration", then there is no doubt that it is her.

As for ID…

Not only is it pretending, it’s also hard to talk about.

Among the evidence released by the blogger, there is a game video.

There are endless sound effects of this great god closing people's heads.

"You can kill a shrimp just by pooping without blinking an eye."

"You can kill your beautiful sister in Yangcun just by shitting"

"You can kill just by pooping..."

The game character with the ID of "You can just take a shit" kills everyone on the map, and the sound effects he emits are not very harmful, but extremely insulting.

I was originally curious about what kind of weird person he was who could come up with such a weird nickname.

Now I know it’s Lu Siyin.

That's okay...

The eighth explosion: The blogger suspects that she is actually a designer for a certain game company, but there is no strict evidence.

After writing this, the blogger asked netizens with great powers to work hard to find conclusive evidence of the identity of the eighth bombshell.

This is the end of a short essay that came out of nowhere.

Lu Siyin's hidden secret life also ended here.

She didn’t know whether the netizens were outraged or not. Anyway, at this time, she was already outraged.

Before that, Lu Siyin, who was unaware of all this, was still slumped on the sofa in Xinghe Tianfu, thinking about the research project crazily.

Suddenly, I don't know if it was my imagination, but I always felt that the other three were looking at her from time to time.

"Chen Feng..." Zhou Zipei suddenly whispered.

Lu Siyin's heart suddenly skipped a beat, like a cat whose tail had been stepped on. He suddenly leaned over and asked, "Chen Feng? What Chen Feng?"

Zhou Zipei's eyes were unclear, the corners of his lips raised, and he said leisurely: "Morning breeze, morning wind. What's wrong? What did you think of?"

Lu Siyin looked slightly annoyed that he had overreacted. He smiled and tried to fool him: "I didn't think anything of it. I thought the same thing as you. The wind was quite strong this morning!"

Zhou Zipei typed the word "Chen Feng" into the search box and clicked the query.

After a second, Chen Feng's writing experience and all the unabridged books he had written all popped up.

He opened one of the books with a calm expression and read through it at a glance.

When I saw one of the extremely explicit descriptions, "he pressed her on the bed", "confused and infatuated, her clothes were messy", "spread her legs apart and drove straight in" and so on.

There are also some things that I can’t stand looking at, and I’m afraid of being caught by the police if I talk about them.

Zhou Zipei: "..."

He coughed twice uncomfortably, looked at Lu Siyin's fair and pure face, and said bluntly, a person cannot be judged by his appearance.