I went crazy holding my thighs in the vest

Lu Siyin sat down, pressed the power button, leaned back, and turned the swivel chair leisurely.

After the computer was turned on, the expected page did not appear. Instead, a pop-up window popped up with a pure white interface and black fonts.

"Here?" Lu Siyin read out the only word on it.

It wasn't like someone had hacked her computer, but rather like a special program that could only send messages through the air unconditionally and had no other functions.

Lu Siyin looked at the computer in confusion, wondering who had touched her terminal device and trying her best to contact her.

Apparently, Lu Siyin had forgotten about someone she had tricked.

Lu Siyin scratched his head and typed a few words on it: [Who are you? 】

When Lu Jingshu of the Lu family received the news that the other party was online, she sat in front of the computer. After waiting for a while, her patience almost ran out, and she almost laughed angrily when she heard such a sentence.

Lu Jingshu smiled coldly: [Your ancestor. 】

Lu Siyin yelled, his temper suddenly exploded, and he got mad on the spot, snapping back: [Give me back my ancestors? Brother, you are so funny. My ancestor died eight hundred years ago. What's wrong? Are you so anxious to see the King of Hell? You have such a big face, it can accommodate thousands of mountains and rivers. If you don't have the ability to hurt me, don't imitate my temper, okay? brother! ! ! 】

Lu Jingshu clicked her fingers together as if she was splitting off the other person's head. Her eyes were like ice knives, wanting to stab the other person to death through the screen.

[Even tofu has a brain, but you don’t. idiot! 】

[Toad jumping off a cliff, why are you and I pretending to be Batman? 】

[My memory has been bad recently. Did I forget to give you face? 】

……

The two of them were arguing back and forth, never giving in.

It was rare for Lu Siyin to meet someone who could fight with him for 300 rounds. He was in a happy mood and gradually began to appreciate his opponent more.

Lu Jingshu, with frequent sneers on her face, already had the idea of ​​​​pressing the opponent to death.

Finally, Lu Siyin thought that continuing like this was not an option. She had to go to the Lu family, and she couldn't keep spending time with that person.

[Wait, let’s make a truce first. Let’s get down to business, what do you want from me? 】

Lu Jingshu was a little annoyed at the time she wasted on her, so she walked down the steps: [Have you forgotten what bad things you have done? 】

Lu Siyin looked at this sentence for a while, and then gradually figured out who the other party was.

I haven't done many evil things with this computer. After thinking about it for a while, I remembered that he should be the person who I used some tricks to distract the federal government's attention not long ago.

When talking about this matter, Lu Siyin felt quite guilty. It was indeed him who was unjust in the first place.

Then she wouldn't care about being scolded by him so many times.

【Uh, it’s you. I'm really sorry. I apologize for my actions under the emergency situation. 】

[If an apology is useful, why do we need the law? 】

[Then I sincerely apologize? 】

【...Do you want to die? 】

Lu Siyin looked at this sentence and suddenly felt familiar, but he didn't know where this familiarity came from.

【What do you want? 】

Lu Jingshu didn't make any detours and typed directly: [I have something I need your help with. 】

【What are you busy with? Let me make it clear first: I will not do anything that violates the law, nor will I do anything related to pornography, gambling, or drugs. I will not do anything that betrays my beliefs and motherland, and I will not do anything that goes against my conscience. 】

[Oh, you do have this ability? 】

[Hey, you’re looking down on me. Didn’t I successfully trick you because I have no ability? 】

[If you want to die, keep mentioning this. 】

"Hey, don't tell me!" Lu Siyin pursed his lips and murmured: "I always feel like I have seen this temperament somewhere. It's really strange!"

Perhaps it was this sense of familiarity that made Lu Siyin more tolerant of him.

[It’s okay if it’s not, so what are you busy with? 】

Lu Jingshu thought for a moment and suggested: [We will discuss the details in detail. Which country are you in? 】

[You may not know if you tell me. 】

【Do not talk nonsense! 】

[Okay, just pretend! Nanshanzhou, have you heard of it? Don’t pretend if you haven’t heard it. 】

Lu Jingshu automatically ignored the other words and fixed her eyes on the three words "Nanshanzhou", feeling a little surprised.

It turned out to be someone from Nanshanzhou...

[What a coincidence, I am also in Nanshanzhou. 】

Lu Siyin: "..."

The slap in the face came so unexpectedly that I didn't know if it was too late for her to withdraw her rude words.

[Then you set a location. 】

[Today, one week later, at 12 noon, Yihuan Bilian Restaurant. 】

The weirdness in Lu Siyin's heart became even stronger. The word "Bilian" was also very familiar. Could it be that she had been to this place before?

【OK, no problem. 】

As soon as I typed these words, the page immediately disappeared without even bothering to stay for a second.

Lu Siyin took a deep breath and advised himself not to be angry, because being angry would hurt your body.

She came out of the underground laboratory with her computer in hand, walked out of the villa, and walked towards the waiting car on the roadside.

Zhou Zipei rested his elbow on the window, leaning his head and looking lazily ahead. He noticed her movement and looked sideways. At that moment, his eyes that were calm and indifferent suddenly revealed a smile, and their luster floated, as if there were stars. It flashes inside.

He got out of the car, took the thing from Lu Siyin's hand, and took a look: "What is this?"

"I assembled the computer." Lu Siyin opened the car door and got in.

"So awesome?" Zhou Zipei praised Congshan Ruliu.

"Of course." Lu Siyin also accepted it calmly.

……

When she arrived at Lu's house, she happened to see Lu Jingshu coming out of her room with a not pretty face.

"What's wrong?" Lu Siyin asked tentatively, "Who made you angry?"

Lu Jingshu thought of the person she had been scolding with for several minutes, and said with a sullen face, "It's okay, an insignificant person."

Lu Siyin said angrily: "No matter what, if you make my sister angry, you are going to have trouble with me. I cursed him for having no paper when he went to the toilet, no umbrella when it rained, rain falling wherever he parked his car, no water supply when it was hot, and no ink for writing. There are no seasoning packets for eating instant noodles, the toilet is plugged in, there are no pull tabs when buying cans, there are no straws when buying milk tea, watermelon is only filled with watermelon seeds, and people will always jump in line, and I will never be able to eat two dishes in my life.”

Lu Jingshu felt relieved and her expression softened a lot: "Thank you for your kind words."

Lu Siyin smiled and said: "It should be hehehe."

"Let's go to father's study."

Lu Siyin nodded: "Okay. I'm going to use the toilet, you go first."

Lu Jingshu left first.

Three minutes later, Lu Siyin fell into deep thought when he saw the empty toilet paper box next to the toilet.

Why are you so unlucky today?

Such outrageous things have happened to her?

Five minutes later, the cleaning aunt finally remembered what she had forgotten in the toilet, and knocked on the bathroom door in a hurry: "Second Miss, I'm so sorry, I forgot to put in new toilet paper."

Lu Siyin breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that he would stay here for a long time.

Going to the toilet without paper seems to be very social no matter how you say it.

Fortunately it hasn't spread yet.

She opened the door a crack, took the toilet paper from her aunt's hand, said thank you, and when closing the door, she specifically asked: "Auntie, you know this, I know it, God knows it, and the earth knows it."

Auntie understood instantly: "I understand, I understand, don't worry."

Lu Siyin felt relieved.