I went crazy holding my thighs in the vest

Two days later

Kong Zilu and the others got the script and opened it eagerly. Two minutes later, they were shocked.

Pei Chenxuan held the script and said in disbelief: "The father of the underworld in your mouth is the darker-looking father who walks on the road?"

Lu Siyin: "That's also the heroine's father."

Zhang Da: "Then my martial arts expert refers to a transparent person who is mighty, hard-working and tall?"

Lu Siyin disagreed: "What kind of transparent person? That's a bodyguard."

Xu Chao: "And the campus male idol you call is the male psycho on campus? What is this?"

Lu Siyin felt a little guilty: "I just want to compliment you on your humor."

Everyone: "..."

Li Yuxin looked at the content of the script and fell silent again.

Why is it still the story of Bai Yueguang returning to China and never being able to win a substitute?

So damn frustrating.

And what is the ending! ?

"Long Aotian looked at his former lover and the object of his heart's desire today with a painful and tangled expression on his face. Who does he love? Leng Ruoli and Murong Xuan'er looked at the affectionate Huangpu Tieniu and the domineering Long Aotian. She How should we choose? And the pure and beautiful Oriental Pearl is also looking at Long Aotian and Xuan'er, and she is confused about who to marry."

So far the finale

...Shit!

This relationship is more confusing than hers. Can you count how many love relationships there are?

And what are the names of these acquisitions...

Long Aotian, what kind of thing is cold? She can tolerate it even if she is a cow.

But what the hell is the Oriental Pearl Tower?

She also has sales in the West, discounts in the South, and group purchases in the North!

Lu Siyin smiled coquettishly: "The time is too tight, if you are not careful, it will... be unfinished."

"..."

Is this more than just a bad ending?

"It's very well written," Kong Zi smiled stiffly, "Don't write it next time."

Lu Siyin seemed to finally realize that what he had written was a little outrageous, and hurriedly said: "Think about it in a different way, this is just a story framework, and then during the rehearsal process, we can add our own ideas to it to achieve a unique Comedy effect.”

It turned out that I could freely express myself, but others immediately felt that it was feasible.

What can be done?

It's better than being a father, a bodyguard and a psychopath on the road!

Kong Zilu was very mobile and took everyone to the empty classroom for rehearsal as soon as school was over.

The process went quite smoothly, but I didn't expect that this kind of crappy Mary Sue literature would actually work well after incorporating various elements.

Lu Jingshu was sitting on the desk, one leg slightly bent on the ground, wearing a black peaked cap, with a cold brow, and holding a watch with her sharp and thin knuckles. She sat aside, forming a deserted and quiet little world.

However, she was surrounded by a group of silly fools, and their laughter kept infecting every inch of her. Until Lu Siyin called out a brisk "sister", completely breaking the invisible barrier, and pushed her away without hesitation. Pull into the other side of this world.

"Sister, come here quickly, it's your turn. I've arranged a very handsome character for you, one that makes the earth tremble with just one word." Lu Siyin looked begging for praise.

No matter how reluctant Lu Jingshu was, she could only stand up straight and walk towards the crowd.

Five minutes ago, in a corner where no one was paying attention, she tapped her watch a few times with her fingers, and a message was quietly sent to the other side of the ocean.

Qingzhu: [I took that order. Tell them to stop bothering me. 】

The shadow of the watch flashed in mid-air, appearing and disappearing like a ray of light.

If someone sees it, they will only suspect that they are dazzled. After all, holographic projection watches only exist in science fiction movies.

At this time, Lu Jingshu's attention stayed on Kong Zilu's explanation.

"Wait a while, Li Yuxin as Bai Yueguang will come back from abroad with a suitcase, and then you, Huangpu Tieniu..."

Lu Jingshu couldn't bear it anymore and said coldly: "Change your name."

Kong Zilu reacted and said "Oh", "It does not sound good, but I can't think of another name now, and this name is more in line with our current positioning of the script."

"How about," she carefully watched Lu Jingshu's face getting increasingly ugly, and whispered, "Sister Shu, can you bear it?"

In the silence that lasted for five seconds, everyone felt a coldness on their necks, as if their heads would be separated in the next second, with blood splattering three feet away.

Lu Jingshu finally pardoned the world and ended her treatment of them. She said "Yeah" with a cold face and angrily.

Everyone else breathed a sigh of relief, and Kong Zilu quickly changed the subject, trying not to mention those four hot words.

"You and Long Aotian met at the airport. When your love rivals met, they were extremely jealous. The two of them exchanged glances for 800 rounds on the spot. It was difficult to tell the winner..."

Lu Jingshu sighed, rubbed her brow bones, and felt her temples jumping again.

……

after an hour

Throughout the whole scene, everyone's various reactions indeed created an extraordinary comedy effect, and Kong Zilu expressed that he was very satisfied.

Lu Siyin had already begun to fantasize about how he could spend those few hundred dollars, be dissolute, and lively.

It was getting late, and everyone started to pack up and leave.

Lu Siyin and Lu Jingshu finally came out of the classroom, and by chance they met Xu Zichen and Gu Wen coming down the stairs.

The two walked side by side and looked very familiar.

After Lu Siyin transferred to another class, he rarely saw Gu Wen again. On the one hand, he had no chance, and on the other hand, he felt guilty. After all, he had done a lot of things when he was young, and he had secretly made others take the blame.

They looked at each other intently, intending to treat each other as nothing, and they would live in peace with each other.

But there are always people who feel uncomfortable if they don't get criticized for a day, and they eagerly come forward.

With a gentle smile, Xu Zichen shouted in surprise: "Cousin! What are you..." She looked at the empty classroom inside and seemed a little surprised: "Are you also rehearsing for the school anniversary program?"

Lu Siyin said coldly: "Yeah."

Xu Zichen looked them up and down, his meaning unclear, and asked curiously: "What show are you going to perform? I'm looking forward to it."

Lu Siyin's face remained unchanged: "The show shows how to curse people without using curse words, how to criticize people without quality, the consequences of meddling in other people's business, a true portrayal of curiosity that killed the cat, tea in the tea, and a discussion of the truth about being abandoned."

Xu Zichen's face turned red and blue, changing rapidly, and he couldn't say a word.

No matter what she said, it felt like Lu Siyin was reflecting her.

The corner of Gu Wen's mouth twitched, and his indifferent eyes lingered on Lu Siyin's and the others' faces for a moment. Then he seemed not to sense the smell of gunpowder between them, and walked away with his long legs.

Xu Zichen immediately wanted to follow her, but suddenly she smiled triumphantly again, even more puzzled than her mother, and said, "If I have time, I hope to rehearse with my cousins!"

She didn't know who she was acting for, but she undoubtedly wanted to show herself how prosperous she was now, and to tell herself that even before, Lu Siyin was incomparable.

Lu Siyin was not used to her bad habits, so he immediately said "cut" and retorted nonchalantly: "I'm sorry, I don't like playing with idiots, but if it were you, you wouldn't be mentally retarded either."

Xu Zichen: "..."

Seeing Gu Wen walking further and further away from her sight, she didn't care about falling out with Lu Siyin, so she could only hold her breath and follow him hurriedly.

Lu Jingshu stretched out relaxedly, patted Lu Siyin's shoulder, and said lazily: "Good job."

Lu Siyin chuckled and struck while the iron was hot: "Then, can I not do my homework today?"

Lu Jingshu glanced at her nonchalantly, and the answer was self-evident.

She knew it...

Alas, I don’t know when this hard life will end!