The demon host is going crazy and can't stand it anymore.
Chapter 6 The heroine of the sadistic novel is crazy and passionate (6)
The tiles flew down, Xuan Yi smashed the bed frame, and wrapped it in the mandarin duck and hibiscus gauze tent, making it impossible to see the person's face.
"Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho ho..." Sui Shu smiled proudly, quickly jumped down, and dragged Xuan Yi, who was wrapped into a rice dumpling, and ran out the door.
The candlelight was dim and Sui Shu moved quickly, so no one could see Sui Shu's face clearly.
The palace of Prince Qi was in chaos for a while. The servants hurriedly went to invite doctors and arrested assassins. It was very lively.
Sui Shu dragged Xuan Yi back to the Princess's Mansion with a bruised nose and swollen face, and numb eyes. As he walked, he muttered: "Why don't you listen? I'm not better-looking than King Qi? I'm not richer than King Qi? I'm not sicker than King Qi?" Or do you mean you don’t like women? You like men!”
Xuan Yi seemed to be angry at last. Why does this woman like to talk nonsense so much?
He said viciously: "What do you know? You know nothing. During the snow disaster ten years ago, if the prince hadn't given me two steamed buns and a fox fur cloak, I would have starved to death and froze to death on the street!"
After listening to Xuan Yi's words, the memory of the original owner ten years ago suddenly appeared in Sui Shu's mind, and he smiled sarcastically: "Which prince would have two orchid bells on his fox fur? It's not like they came from the Nanfeng Pavilion."
Sui Shu threw the stunned Xuan Yi away, patted the dust on his body and returned to his yard.
It can only be said that the heroine of the sadistic novel must have dug up the author's ancestral grave in her previous life. The people they saved were blind and blind. Not only did they bully them, they also wanted to kill them.
Ten years ago, the original owner accompanied his mother to give porridge outside the city. King Qi wanted to establish a good relationship with the general's mansion, so he also went there.
The original owner saw the little beggar huddled in the corner shivering from the cold. He felt soft-hearted and bought two steamed buns to send along with his fox fur to keep him warm.
The King of Qi wanted to show his courtesy at that time, so he used the defense of men and women as an excuse to help the original owner give the things to the little beggar.
Tie Zhu couldn't help but said: [I really don't know why the original owner is so kind. Isn't this asking for trouble?]
When Sui Shu heard Tie Zhu's words, he frowned and said: [The original owner's kindness was not wrong. What was wrong was taking advantage of kindness and letting down kind people. Maybe the original owner regretted it, but she never regretted that she had the beautiful quality of kindness. 】
After that, Xuan Yi became much more honest, and Sui Shu did whatever he said, which shocked the other guards.
As for King Qi, after that scare, he couldn't stand up since then. For this reason, he smashed a lot of things in the house and wanted to kill the doctor who treated him, but was stopped in time by the steward.
After all, Prince Qi's Mansion is still at the cusp of the storm. If Prince Qi kills someone at this moment, and the emperor finds out about it, he doesn't know what kind of punishment he will receive.
Ye Nuannuan may be afraid of long nights and many dreams, so she bribed several killers to kill Sui Shu. As a result, the killers were knocked down by a vase of Sui Shu as soon as they jumped into the room.
Sui Shu was speechless and shouted at Xuan Yi outside the door: "Didn't you say that Ye Nuannuan found the top ten killers? Why are you such a weakling?"
Xuan Yi was also confused. With his strength, he couldn't even enter the top 100 on the killer list.
"Subordinate... I don't know."
Sui Shu kicked the weakling killer away: "If you don't know, go check it out and clean this kid up and lock him up."
Although this killer is very weak, the young man is quite handsome and has a good figure. She can add new members to her dance array, oh ho ho ho...
Tie Zhu: [……]
Host, please don’t smile like an old bustard, okay?
But if Ye Nuannuan dares to find someone to kill her, she must be willing to take revenge.
Sui Shu went to Prince Qi's Mansion in the middle of the night, injected a stream of demonic energy into Prince Qi's body, and quietly returned to the Princess' Mansion.
The next day, Prince Qi's Mansion sent an invitation to the Princess' Mansion. Sui Shu didn't even read it and burned it directly.
On the third day, the invitation from Prince Qi's palace came again, and Sui Shu was burned to ashes again.
The fourth day came again, and Sui Shu had fever again...
Five days later, Xuan Yi investigated the identity of the killer.
The killer who was imprisoned by Sui Shu was Young Master Yu, who was number 101 on the killer list, but Young Master Yu was not the killer Ye Nuannuan was looking for.
Ye Nuannuan spent one thousand taels of silver to find the killer who was the tenth on the killer list, but the camera was very busy, so he spent five hundred taels to find the killer Nangong Jin, who was the twenty-seventh on the killer list.
Nangong Jin had just completed a mission and happened to be injured, so he took out 200 taels to find Bai Yunyan, who was number 73 on the killer list.
Bai Yunyan was a romantic young man who was entangled by a group of girls, so he took out a hundred taels to find Mr. Yu.
Sui Shu: "..."
Sui Shu was very angry, and the consequences were serious.
What did these people think of her? It's obvious that you don't take her seriously!
So that night, Sui Shu broke the sword on the mirror stand with one palm, crushed Nangong Jin's mother-in-law mandarin duck to pieces with one foot, and split open Bai Yunyan's Liuyun iron fan with a kitchen knife.
Xuan Yi led his men to the yard early in the morning to prepare for radio gymnastics. He found three killers hanging on the big tree of the princess's mansion, their noses and faces were bruised and swollen, tied like rice dumplings, and their mouths were stuffed with dirt. Mud-covered radishes and greens.
In a certain village, an aunt was carrying a vegetable basket and was about to get some vegetables. Suddenly she found that there were two vegetables missing in her vegetable patch, and the radish pit was also empty.
The aunt immediately cursed in anger: "I@#℅...reincarnated as a starving ghost and stole my food! I@#℅..."
But when the aunt saw a tael of silver suddenly appearing in the radish field, she happily picked it up and left.
"Sneeze, sneeze, sneeze!"
Sui Shu had two big dark circles under his eyes and jumped up from the bed: "Grandpa, how dare you scold me!"
Tie Zhu was confused: [Host, how do you know it’s the male protagonist and the female counterpart who are scolding you? 】
Sui Shu: [I think they are scolding me. 】
Tie Zhu: [……]
Sui Shu decided to go to Prince Qi's Mansion to cause trouble in the evening. Now she had to deal with the killers she caught last night.
Are these little pieces of trash worthy of taking action against her? If she wasn't so handsome and had a good figure, she would have crushed their heads.
Sui Shu sealed the martial arts of the three people, asked Xuan Yi and others to cleanse the three people, and brought them to him together with Young Master Yu.
All four of them are good-looking, probably because the killers in ancient novels are all handsome. The four of them are handsome in their own way.
Kneeling in front of the mirror without speaking, her stern face looks cold and tough; Nangong Jin has a male-female appearance, feminine and evil.
Bai Yunyan has a kind of nobility all over her body, and every move she makes is elegant and suave.
Young Master Yu has a baby face, and his dog eyes look clear and innocent.
Just when the four of them thought that Sui Shu was going to do something unspeakable to them, Sui Shu took out a homemade trumpet.
"Stretch your chest! Arm strength! Nangong Jin, throw your hand away. You don't have any strength in your hand, so why use a mandarin duck ax?
Shake your head, won't you? Xuan Yi demonstrates...Bai Yunyan, Young Master Yu! You two are not allowed to wink!
Lunge, round your hips, don’t hold your face in front of the mirror, smile for me, or do the rounded hips a hundred times! "
Four people: "..."
Heaven, earth, they are guilty, please send down a thunder to kill them instead of letting this crazy princess torture them.
It's a pity that heaven and earth can't hear their cries, otherwise they would be intimidated.
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