The demon host is going crazy and can't stand it anymore.
Chapter 85 Son, I am your mother (1)
As soon as Sui Shu opened her eyes, a teacup was thrown towards her face.
Damn it, are you going to get smashed as soon as you get to the plane?
Sui Shu waved his sleeves and returned the tea cup along with the boiling water.
"Ah—my face!"
"Ah—my head!"
Sui Shu's ears immediately heard two screams and the sound of the tea cup falling to the ground.
On the high seat, a bejeweled middle-aged woman was sitting, covering her head and screaming and wailing.
Standing next to the middle-aged woman was a woman, no more than twenty-nine years old. She was covering her face and speaking in a sad voice.
"Ms. Li, you bitch!"
The middle-aged woman looked mean, pointed at Sui Shu, and said to the old ladies and maids on both sides of the main hall: "Catch her!"
Sui Shu slightly narrowed his eyes and spat: "Silly B!"
Then, Sui Shu's figure was like lightning, kicking away these old women and maids one by one.
"Ahhhh-a bunch of gangsters, still want to arrest the labor and management? The labor and management will kick you until your ancestors don't even recognize you!"
The main hall was filled with the miserable howls and screams of the maids and women, one after another, one after another.
After these people could no longer get up, Sui Shu slowly walked towards the two people in the high hall and squeezed his fingers until they made a clicking sound.
The middle-aged woman was so frightened that she slipped off the chair and fell to the ground: "Li...Ms. Li, you are simply treasonous!"
The woman quickly put her hand down and hurried to help her: "Aunt!"
She must have been pampered, but after being scalded by the hot tea, she was already red, swollen, and the skin was peeling and damaged.
If Sui Shu hadn't thrown it back just now, the tea would have been poured on her head.
Sui Shu looked down at his hands, which were covered with scars, calluses, and scars from frostbite.
Obviously, the owner of this body was not doing well.
"Labour and management are not only rebellious, but they also want to kill your teachers and destroy your ancestors!"
Sui Shu rolled up his sleeves, threw himself in front of the middle-aged woman, straddled her, and used his hands to strike the middle-aged woman's face wildly.
"Old bitch, old bitch, old bitch..."
The woman next to him obviously didn't expect that Sui Shu would suddenly make a move, and was stunned for a few seconds.
By the time she came to her senses, Sui Shu had already slapped her aunt's ears more than a dozen times.
"Let go of my aunt!" the woman screamed and rushed towards Sui Shu, "Li Xiangyun, I will fight with you!"
"Silly B, you want to die so much, I will help you!"
Sui Shu directly grabbed her collar, pressed her against the middle-aged woman, pressed her abdomen with his knee, and freed up his left hand to slap her.
Ten minutes later, the two of them had been slapped unconscious by Sui Shu, their faces swollen like two big pig heads.
Sui Shu stood up and pinched their wrists.
Just hearing a few clicks, the two of them woke up from the pain and screamed.
Sui Shu snorted and was kicked twice before he dusted himself off and walked out of the hall.
This is actually a plane derived from the time-travel farming novel.
The female protagonist is that beautiful woman named Bai Weiyun, and the male protagonist is He Xiao.
Bai Weiyun is a modern beauty blogger. She was stabbed to death by her extremist boyfriend because she was a two-person blogger. She traveled to Bai Erya, a small village girl in an ancient mountain village.
After death and rebirth, Bai Weiyun vowed never to ride in two boats again.
Bai Weiyun soon discovered that the family was extremely poor and the elders still favored sons over daughters, so she was betrothed to the son of the Nujiang family in the next village.
Bai Weiyun thought she was a time traveler, took the script of the heroine, and started punching the best relatives and kicking the eccentric elders.
In order to get out of the engagement, she drugged the carpenter's son and her own cousin, and then led a group of people to catch them in bed and rape them.
Bai Weiyun took this opportunity to separate her family and set up a female household alone.
Later, Bai Weiyun went up the mountain to look for fungi and found a man covered in blood.
Bai Weiyun didn't think of the newspaper official. When she saw this man, she thought of the modern novels where the amnesiac man picked up by the heroine was either rich or noble, or he was destined to be the hero.
Ever since, Bai Weiyun took the man back to her home.
After the man woke up, he lost his memory as expected.
Bai Weiyun opened her mouth and said that they were husband and wife. The man didn't doubt it at all, and he and Bai Weiyun really became husband and wife.
In this paradise, men farm and women weave, and children wrap around their knees, so happy.
It wasn't until the man regained his memory five years later that he realized that he was Zhongyong Bohe Xiao and found the capital.
But He Xiao couldn't bear to leave here, so he started to pretend to have amnesia. He continued to pretend like this for seven years, and finally Bai Weiyun discovered the clue.
Bai Weiyun learned that He Xiao had a wife. If she was struck by lightning, she took her son He Bai to reconcile with He Xiao.
The plot immediately enters the depths of sadomasochistic love. She runs away, he chases her, she is unable to fly, he responds, she fights, and he becomes furious.
The two were entangled and entangled, and decided to break away from the world and elope.
It wasn't an elopement. He Xiao contacted his mother and moved his family to the outskirts of the capital. Then every month his mother took out five hundred taels of silver from home and sent it there.
Since then, the male and female protagonists have been happily together.
The original owner's name was Li Xiangyun, and she was the legitimate daughter of the Minister of Household Affairs, who was also He Xiao's wife.
She and He Xiao were childhood sweethearts. They had been engaged since childhood and got married twelve years ago.
Just two years after getting married, there was a war in the northwest. He Xiao was ordered to lead his troops on an expedition, but was defeated. He Xiao also died on the battlefield, and none of his 100,000 soldiers survived.
The emperor was furious and moved his anger to Zhongyongbo Mansion, and confiscated most of the assets in Zhongyongbo Mansion's name.
But the emperor also remembered that the ancestors in Zhongyongbo's Mansion also sacrificed their lives for the country and were loyal to the emperor and patriotic, so he left the name of Zhongyongbo's Mansion.
The old lady of Uncle Zhongyong's house lost her husband in her early years and her son in her middle age, so she vented all her anger on the daughter-in-law of the original owner.
The original owner was taught etiquette, justice, shame, benevolence, respect and filial piety by her parents since she was a child. In addition, she had a deep affection with He Xiao, so no matter how the old lady tossed her, she accepted it one by one. She supported the entire uncle's house by herself, and half of the dowry was spent on her. Invested in the uncle's house.
And because she was overworked and didn't know she was pregnant, she had a miscarriage under the old lady's advice.
From then on, the old lady became even more dissatisfied with the original owner, so she brought her nephews and nieces into the uncle's house to educate them.
The original owner worked hard day and night, and was bedridden when he was only over forty years old. There was not much time left.
In the ending of the original plot, it was only written that He Xiao and Bai Weiyun were happily together.
Although the plot ends here, the small world derived from it is not over yet.
Bai Weiyun felt that coming to this plane and farming here for the rest of her life would be too embarrassing for the time travellers, so she used her son's future as a cover to ask He Xiao to find a way to go back.
He Xiao also felt that this was not going to work, so he secretly returned to the uncle's house. Knowing that he was wrong, he said a few words of apology, and actually said in his words that he wanted to be tolerant and wanted Bai Weiyun to be his equal wife.
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