I'm pregnant with the richest man's heir due to the birth control pill

Su Yu walked into the room against everyone's gaze. When he saw his wife dancing this strange dance, a crow flew over Su Yu's head. He quickly picked up his phone and turned off the music that had been playing in a loop.

Music off.

The moment Han Guoguo turned around, she had only one thought: she wanted to go to another planet.

Damn it, is there anyone more fucking social than this? Scalp numbness.

She gritted her teeth and smiled awkwardly, "Mom, hello auntie, I...I...the one who cultivated children's music cells since childhood, yes, music cells ,hehe."

I don’t believe what I say.

I can dig out another villa with my toes, which is so embarrassing.

He looked at Su Yu from a distance and said: Why didn't you call me?

Su Yu: I just came up too. They were blocking the outside and I didn't see them.

Han Guoguo: So embarrassing.

"Go in and see the child." Mother Han said to ease the awkward atmosphere.

After saying this, everyone walked in the door in unison and headed towards the cradle. Su Yu helped Guoguo tidy up the quilt and let her lie down again, "Guoguo, come here."

Then he turned around and went to the bathroom, taking a wet towel to wipe Guoguo's face, "Is there anything else sticky?"

Han Guoguo pulled the quilt high but still hadn't recovered from the scene of her death. This dark history could not be erased, so she shook her head.

Mother Lu left after not staying long. During this period, she kept praising Guoguo's child for her good genes. Before leaving, she also gave her a card. Mother Su was embarrassed to accept it, but Mother Lu said she must accept it. She whispered to Lao Han. You can't be stingy when you yell at Lao Yan.

After Su's mother understood the situation, she smiled and asked Guoguo to accept it. Han Guoguo was reluctant to accept the card and thanked her politely.

After everyone leaves.

Su Yu and Guo Guo were the only ones left in the room. Han Mu was urged by Guo Guo to go back to the room to rest. Guo Guo's cell phone was forcibly confiscated by Su Yu because Guo Guo often secretly sent messages and chatted with Yaoyao and the others.

Han Guoguo started to act cute and smiled purposefully at Su Yu, who was helping the child tidy up the quilt, "Honey, can I chat for a while?"

Su Yu thought Guo Guo wanted to chat with him, so he quickly agreed, "Okay, what do you want to talk about?"

"Can I check my phone for 15 minutes? I'll return it to you when the time is up, okay?" Han Guoguo, the drama queen, came online and started acting coquettishly.

Su Yu: I dare to love him because I think Guoguo wants to chat with him.

Even though he knew that Guo Guo's pitiful appearance was staged, Su Yu couldn't resist and agreed, "Okay, 15 minutes. It will be confiscated when the time is up. You can't cheat any more."

"OK, am I that kind of person? I am very trustworthy." When she said this, Guoguo herself felt guilty. After all, she has never been trustworthy. This is true for watching TV series during pregnancy and secretly playing with mobile phones. .

There is no credibility at all.

Su Yu took a pillow and placed it on Guoguo's back. It was a hamburger pillow given by Shen Muyun. "You can't lie down and watch. Sit down and watch for a while." After saying that, he handed Guoguo the mobile phone hidden in the drawer.

Han Guoguo handed the card given by Mother Lu to Su Yu, "Here, you can hide this too."

"I'll put it in the safe. I'll also put the card Ji Hancheng gave me there."

"Okay, we won't need it now anyway." Han Guoguo turned on her phone and began to share her happy mood and her social death.

After taking a look at Su Yu, he opened a group: Sisters, let me tell you something about a society that was so bad that I wanted to travel through time. This created the dark history of my life, Han Guoguo.

Su Xue smelled the scent of cantaloupe: Did you run naked and forget to put on clothes and go downstairs?

Tang Junyao: Can your brain be filled with useful things?

Su Xue: She desperately wants to time travel. What do you think it is if it’s not streaking? I was already thinking on the bright side, I couldn't pee standing up.

Han Guoguo: How do you know that my childhood wish was to pee standing up?

She only told Su Yu about this matter. Did Su Yu share it with Xiaoxue?

It shouldn't be, Su Yu has a very strict mouth.

Everyone in the group: “…………..”

Tang Junyao: Your wish is really unique and powerful.

It also came with a big thumbs up, pointing directly at Han Guoguo.

In the end, Han Guoguo was afraid that Su Yu would come to collect the phone, so she urged, "Go take a shower first, and I will give you the phone when you come out. I promise not to delay and do what I say."

Holding two fingers in the air as a pledge, Su Yu reluctantly indulged and cooperated and took her pajamas into the bathroom to take a shower.

After Su Yu entered the bathroom, Han Guoguo quickly told the group about her death just now, and then the group fell into silence. No one spoke, which made Guoguo think that everyone was offline.

Continue to call: Have you seen the voice message I sent? Do you think I am embarrassed? I am so embarrassed that I want to travel through time and die where I am.

Lan Yunxi held back her smile: The point is, why do you dance this way?

Anyone who dances gracefully, such as hip-hop, won't be so embarrassed, like the scene where Guoguo dances the bear dance.

Everyone was waiting for Guoguo to answer the reason. Han Guoguo told the truth: because my son stopped making noises when he listened to this music, and I was also infected with convulsions and wanted to dance.

The last few people got tired of laughing across the screen. Tang Junyao also shared this matter with Ji Hancheng. Ji Hancheng directly said that it would be abnormal if Guoguo didn't dance.

Several people began to comfort you, and Lan Yunxi said: It's okay, aunt and others will only think that you are more lively and cute, and they won't feel embarrassed. They are thinking in a good direction.

Tang Junyao: Keep your face thick and happy, and learn more from Xiaoxue, then you will know that this matter of yours is nothing.

Su Xue: What you are saying is that you are thinking about me. Can you still have sex with Tang Xiaoyao? Forget it, for the sake of my sister-in-law being in confinement, I will ease your embarrassment.

Su Xue continued to send: Let me tell you something even more embarrassing. After hearing what I said, you will definitely become less social.

Tang Junyao responded cooperatively: Come on, show it off.

Su Xue sent a fuck-off expression, but for the sake of her sister-in-law's mood, she continued to share: A few days ago, in order to study a happy life with Xiao Nannan, I looked for a lot of actions to increase feelings on an APP that plays videos, and to tease. words, and what a coincidence, after dinner, my mother-in-law wanted to watch the TV series she was following, but the annual subscription expired.

Su Xue: That’s the TV my mother-in-law must watch at night. I quickly said to use my mobile phone to cast the screen to her, but I accidentally cast the TV that I often watch on the TV in the living room. What’s next? I understand... You can figure out the specific plot by yourself. I will omit the 1000-word essay here.

Tang Junyao was already laughing, covered her mouth, and shared it with Ji Hancheng while laughing. In the end, Ji Hancheng was also amused by the big Su Xue, and said that this was the living treasure of the Lu family.

After reading Su Xue's message, Han Guoguo could already imagine the embarrassing scene of the Lu family's aunt and uncle looking at the TV screen.

And the news of social death came up. Yan Na, who had been working overtime with Lan Yunchen, replied with a message: The group is so lively today.

When Han Guoguo saw this message, she thought she was dazzled. She rubbed her eyes and saw the group's nickname clearly. She clearly intended to send it to Fairy Fortress, so why did she send it to a gathering place for women?

And Su Xue was too busy eating to see clearly, so she sent a message to Tang Junyao: You didn't even remind me that I sent it to the wrong group. How will my sister-in-law look at me? It's embarrassing.

Tang Junyao: I thought you wanted to share it with your sister-in-law and I wouldn’t stop you from showing it.

Su Xue was so angry that she didn't reply to Tang Junyao. This damn girl did it on purpose: Sister-in-law, actually I'm not like this at ordinary times, just, okay, this thing is true.

Yan Na knew that Su Xue was embarrassed and replied: The phone kept vibrating and I didn't check it. I just accidentally cleared the memory and cleared all the chat history on the phone. What were you talking about just now?

Tang Junyao really wanted to give her sister-in-law a thumbs up.

Here in Blue City.

Lan Yunxi opened the study door and replied: Sister-in-law, we just chatted for a while and Guoguo's child is so cute.

Yan Na: The baby is very handsome. Xixi has already shown us the photos. Congratulations.

The topic was changed, and Han Guoguo replied: Thank you, sister-in-law.

Su Yu came out of the bathroom, and the chat was interrupted. The first time he came out, he reached out and asked Guo Guo to get his phone, "We can't play anymore, the time is over. I'll let you play more when you are out of confinement. Wearing glasses is very difficult." trouble."

"Oh, okay, let's give it to you, husband. When will the baby wake up?"

Passing the phone to Su Yu's hand, he muted it, hid it in the drawer, and answered softly: "What's wrong?"

Han Guoguo pointed at her chest. Su Yu didn't know why. Han Guoguo said, "My breasts are engorged. Maybe it's because I drank a lot of chicken soup at night."

Su Yu: "Then shall I wake up the baby?"

Since Su Xue had no milk and most of it was milk powder, after comparing the size of her breasts, Han Guoguo felt that she wouldn't have much milk either, so she omitted the breast pump.

I'm afraid I can only use artificial intelligence, but the only artificial intelligence fell asleep again. Han Guoguo couldn't bear to wake up the sleeping baby. The main reason was that she found that her son had a serious problem with waking up. Anyone who was woken up would do it. Only by making peace with yourself can you stop.

I don’t know who they are, but they will be woken up when they become mothers.

As soon as the brain lid was opened, a thought came out, "Husband, why don't you come..."

Su Yu: "............"

Han Guoguo looked at Su Yu blankly, waiting for Su Yu's next move. She saw Su Yu standing still, looking a little at a loss, and began to urge, "The baby doesn't know when he will wake up. He will cry if he is woken up, and the mothers will come over if he cries. If they always wake up at night with us, their sleep quality will be very poor, right?"

She analyzed it carefully and tried to persuade Su Yu, but the main reason was that it was as swollen as an iron ball and a little painful. "Actually, it's very simple. It's just like sucking breast milk when you were a child. How you sucked when you were a child is how you suck now."

Su Yu took a deep breath: How could he have memories as a baby? How could he remember how to inhale.