Empty the treasury and go into exile, leading everyone to win pot.
Chapter 548 The most glorious day
Black Feather Army shook his head, "I don't think it's enough. I spared them so easily. They won't have a long memory, and I'm afraid they will cause you more trouble in the future!"
I do know a trick that will definitely make them remember things once and for all and help them change their nosy habit!
Do you want to know? "
No doubt the nosy family members will want to know.
He nodded hurriedly, and then asked Heiyujun eagerly, "Master, what is it about you that works so well?"
Then he started to complain to them, "Master, you don't know, it's because that bitch at home likes to meddle in other people's business.
We eat one dozen every three days and one dozen every five days.
I've been fighting and fussing all my life, but it's of no use at all.
As they get older, they become more nosy.
The key point is that they always mess around, often making small things big, making simple things complicated, and offending all their relatives and friends at home.
Even worse now, I have another habit of nagging, which is annoying me to death!
I would rather work outside than go home and face her.
Sir, if you can really cure their nosy habit this time, I would like to thank you first.
From now on, I will give you gifts and drinks during every New Year and festival. "
Black Feather Army quickly refused, "Giving gifts and drinking, it's better to skip it!
The general and his wife have given orders that we cannot take a single step from the masses.
We can't accept your things, otherwise we will be punished!
Another thing you should remember is to communicate well when something goes wrong, but don’t hit your wife!
Men who beat their wives are incompetent and are despised and looked down upon by others! "
Those men quickly made promises and swore poisonous oaths.
"Master, we were wrong. We will definitely communicate well in the future and never hit my wife again!
Please tell me your plan as soon as possible. If you delay any longer, I'm afraid that girl in my family won't be able to hold on.
Although I annoy her, I think she is nosy and nagging.
However, I never thought about letting her die! "
As I talked about it later, I even started crying.
The Black Feather Army is most annoying when others cry, especially when a group of grown men cry, which is even more annoying.
Shout, "Shut up!"
If you want an antidote, shut up! "
As soon as it was mentioned that the antidote worked, the grown men who were crying just now immediately shut up.
They stared intently at the antidote in the hands of the Black Feather Army. If it weren't for their different identities, they would all want to grab it.
Just listen to Heiyujun say: "I can give you the antidote, but you can't tell your wives.
Pretend that they are deeply poisoned and make them lie in bed for a few days.
Then, we will send a doctor to pretend to have a look at her later.
Then pretend to prescribe some expensive medicine to let them bleed properly.
You force them to spend all the money they have saved over the years, just because this disease is important and their lives are important.
Everyone is afraid of death. Even if their hearts bleed, they will grit their teeth and have to be treated.
Afterwards, the doctor will return the money to you, just to let you cooperate in the performance.
Once they feel distressed, their nosy habit will definitely be cured. "
When those men thought about it carefully, it made sense!
My own ladies are misers, iron roosters, who wish they could break every penny in half and spend it.
As long as it is linked to money, this bad problem will be cured.
Moreover, they have worked hard for half their lives and become just like a passing god of wealth.
Every time I was paid, I had to hand it over to the girl at home before I could warm myself up.
They have never had money in their hands, so they took this opportunity to enjoy themselves and use it as a box for money.
He nodded in agreement and thanked Black Feather Army.
"The common people would like to thank the official in advance!"
Heiyujun waved his hand and said, "I can just say thank you, but I'll be the first to say something ugly.
Once the money is in your hands, you can't spend it frivolously, let alone go out and drink it up.
If I find out, and any one of you takes that money and goes out to do mischief, I will kill him with my own hands.
I don’t want any repayment from you, but don’t bring trouble to me either! "
The scene of the Black Feather Army cleaning up the little spies just now is still vivid in my mind!
Who dares not to listen to them now? After all, they don’t want to die.
After another pledge and poisonous oath, the Black Feather Army gave them the antidote and sent them away.
At this moment, the auspicious moment has arrived, and in the square in the city, there are thousands of newlyweds worshiping heaven and earth.
The crowd burst into applause and cheers.
Since it was a collective wedding, everything was kept simple.
Everyone gathers together to pay homage to heaven and earth, and it’s all done by giving everyone wedding candies and money.
The next highlight, which is also the issue that everyone is most concerned about, is to hold seats.
Although the format was simple, everyone was very satisfied.
Especially those girls from farm families. Some of them were originally poor, and their bride price was just a bag of grain.
As for the wedding clothes, don't even think about it. Some of them, who are interested in face, borrow them from their fellow villagers and have to return them after washing them.
On the official day, if the man can afford it, he will hire a sedan chair to pick up his new wife.
If there are no conditions, there are many people who will come to pick him up in a donkey cart, or the woman will follow her.
Now not only did I receive the bride price, it was real money.
Moreover, my daughter also put on a wedding dress, which was new, bright red, and looked festive.
Besides, the general’s wife said so.
In the future, half of my uncle's military salary will be responsible for supporting the family, and the other half will be used directly as personal money for his daughter.
They are also given priority in arranging jobs, so that they will all be on the royal rations from now on.
If this had been done before, they wouldn't have dared to even dream about it.
The most prosperous and proud thing at the moment is that there are no sons in the family, but only daughters.
I have been pointed at and poked in the spine all my life.
He said that she was a hen that couldn't lay eggs. She couldn't even give birth to a son. If she died, there wouldn't even be anyone to break the basin. Her life would be in vain.
How much they failed before, they are so proud today.
My waist has never been as strong as it is today, and I stand straight with my head held high and my chest held high.
Today is their proudest and most glorious day.
When I touch the new clothes on my body, I can't even close my mouth with laughter.
Yes, not only their daughters had new clothes to wear today, but even they, the old woman, also had some.
If it weren't for the cloth that their new uncle sent home this time, they would have forgotten how many years they had not made new clothes.
This is all because of his own daughter, and the old woman has earned enough face just by making her today. I also followed the scenery for a while.
On this point alone, from now on they will treat their uncle as their own son, and not even their own daughters can bully him.
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